Doesn't register, not making sense, confusing, retarded, Aboboed
"I was driving along the highway and saw a trans-sexual walking her dog on the side...shit doesn't compute in my head"
the act of talking, gaming, tumblring, or any other internet activity using a computer
me: hey gabby, wanna compute after school today?
gabby: sure! i love to compute, its what im best at!