Definitions by robcraine

Girl Power 

One of the least useful traits of the minor super hero Girlgirl.

There was nothing special about GirlGirl, until an unlikely accident with some toxic chemicals, a platypus and a hair brush gave her Girl Power: the incredible power to act like an ordinary girl.

Girl Power by robcraine December 28, 2005

Jennifer Lopez 

A hypothetical entity that editors in Urban Dictionary are encouraged to publish entries on. In fact, it is the first guideline.

Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally.

Jennifer Lopez by robcraine December 28, 2005

Very Hott 

When your keyboard gets so hot that the keys start to melt, this can result in accidental repetition of letters and unnecessary capitalisation.

Itts Very Hott ttoday, isn'tt itt? My TT key seems to be sticking tto tthe keyboard.

Very Hott by robcraine December 28, 2005

Rugrats 

Extremely small yet resourceful rats who live in a rug. These diminutive rodents make their burrows in the dark spaces underneath furniture amongst the hairs of your rug or carpet. They live on crumbs and have a tendency to collect shiny objects such as coins or keys, although they have been known to also steal pens, sweets and important pieces of paper.

Those darned rugrats have collected a huge mound of junk under my sofa again, yet the exterminator refuses to do anything about it.

Rugrats by robcraine December 28, 2005

newegg 

A freshly laid egg.

Ant: bad egg

The best eggs come straight from the chicken, I love a newegg in the morning.

newegg by robcraine December 28, 2005

punt 

Flat bottomed, small, open boat that is powered by a person pushing along with a long pole. Similar to a Venetian gondola. Used in shallow waters (unless you have a really long pole.)

The waters around Cambridge University are often full of silly punts.

punt by robcraine December 28, 2005

Rocketbuster 

Handheld domestic appliance used for sucking up rockets. Similar to a dustbuster.

Dang, who's left all these rockets on the floor? I'll have to get the rocketbuster out to clean them up.

Rocketbuster by robcraine December 28, 2005