191 definitions by richard black

carriage trade

Guys needing a blow job who drop by a queen's place for quick relief at odd hours.

Sandy had so much carriage trade during the day he had almost quit cruising the strip at night.

by richard black March 14, 2005

strenth

strength; endurance; power or ability

Tyrone had topped four girls after the senior prom already, and when Takeshia came along and groped him, he did not have the strenth to take her on.

by richard black March 2, 2005

gradumacate

A George Bushism; a word derived from the act of placing incongruous syllables together to form a new word. It is 'white ebonics' and developed by non-users of the King's English, George Bush.

George Bush ordered a preemptive strike on Iraq as he wanted to irradimacate Saddam, something his father failed to do. This act stole our youth's educational pursuits to gradumacate from college.

by richard black June 11, 2005

fallen off

v. used in the Deep South to describe someone who has lost weight by dieting.

My, how Sally has fallen off since she started going to Jenny Craig.

by richard black September 21, 2005

jury

In ebonics, the black word for jewelry.

Comeshia got all of her jury at Woolsworth.

by richard black March 29, 2005

g-spot

n. The prostate gland in the male.

When massaged by urologist, proctologist, or sex partner, either by finger or penis, the gland releases a clear lubricant (precum) for sperm ejaculation. During the massage the receiver feels the same sensation as ejaculation though he only ejects lubricant, not sperm in itself.

Man, when I want my ass fucked, I want it done right by a ten inch dick that can massage my prostate.

The urologists in the CME2P clinic got a kick out of milking the old men's prostates.

by richard black April 24, 2005

facial

n. a form of birth control

Brie Ann was ovulating and even though Tyrone had masturbated three times that day he was still horny. He had to fuck something but didn't want another kid, so he fucked the cleavage of Brie Ann's 44 ddd's and spewed the juice in her face. It was quite a cum facial.

by richard black April 29, 2005