131 definitions by richard

Got Any Bread?

A Question That A Duck May Ask To A Butcher

Duck: Got Any Bread?
Butcher: No, This Is A Butchers! Piss Off or I will nail your beak to this counter
Duck: Got Any Nails?
Butcher: No
Duck: Got Any Bread???

by richard November 25, 2004

schnekin

A baked good.

In the film "The Bird Cage", the Nathan Lane character patronizes a bakery and samples the "schneckin". No off-color meaning is intended in that scene.

by richard October 2, 2003

demic

Not fit for purpose.
Applies to both people and objects.

That car of yours is demic - it's always breaking down.

by richard January 9, 2005

vagardon

a female erection; hardening of the clitoris; physical condition in a female brought about by sexual arousal.

When Ben and Sally were making-out, she had a massive vagardon

by richard December 13, 2004

breaking vegas

A fake marriage involving two gay men.

They went against the morals of the community, and went to break vegas.

by richard February 26, 2005

mashed

completely out of it, after excess alcohol or marijuana.

shit man, i was complete mashed last night..

by richard January 25, 2004

foolshitter

noun.
1. one who implies to do a certain action, but never commits that action.
2. one who says he's going to define a word, but never does, or I beat him to it.
3. derivation from the noun 'foolshit'.

Timmy left in the morning to go to the store and buy Mother a pack of cigarettes. Shak is such a foolshitter.

by richard September 23, 2003