rev. spoons feltchmurkin's definitions

Pdiddiphile

A person with an unhealthy obsession of with the rapper
P Diddy Coons formerly known as Puff Daddy.

A dislexics misspellings attemt at peodiphile.

'I'm really puffys #1 fan, I think his works are of the finest examples in contemporary american culture to date.
"gunna fuck ma niggaz biatch" is simply a masterpiece. Its a beautifully constructed, ballad if you will, demonstrating P Diddi's playful nature and his respect for G - Unit.'

by a Pdiddiphile

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 6, 2008

Pump action Snot gun

A rapid succession of sneezing resulting in mucus or 'snot' splattering out of the face of the sneezer.

Tracey was sneezing like a pump action snot gun the amount of shit she had dangling of her face.

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin March 2, 2008

Hanus Anus

This is a term which generally describes a badly looked after rectum. A hanus anus could be poorly wiped after defication, it may have hemorrhoids or a rash. In some of the worst cases a hanus anus can smell like a repugnant mix of shit and blood.

Those who do not bath frequently or have problems identifying what constitutes a clean asshole after shitting are generally susceptible to having a Hanus Anus.

by Rev. Spoons Feltchmurkin January 9, 2010

vagetarian

One who consumes vegetables via the vagina.

"No meat shall pass through these lips, im a strict vagetarian"

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 1, 2008

Mucksucker

A term used for a person who cannot stop themself putting dirty things in their mouth.

"Bloody hell,I caught Ethel in the bins again!! She's a rite ruddy mucksucker of that there is no doubt, I can tell you."

'Jeremy knew he was letting his compulsion to put dirty things in his mouth get the better of him. It occured to him when he could not stop himself from thinking about chewing on a used condom he passed by whilst on his way to work that morning. "I am a dirty Mucksucker" he whispered to himself, "but damn I like it."'

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin January 11, 2009