rev. spoons feltchmurkin's definitions

vagetarian

One who consumes vegetables via the vagina.

"No meat shall pass through these lips, im a strict vagetarian"

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 1, 2008

Hanus Anus

This is a term which generally describes a badly looked after rectum. A hanus anus could be poorly wiped after defication, it may have hemorrhoids or a rash. In some of the worst cases a hanus anus can smell like a repugnant mix of shit and blood.

Those who do not bath frequently or have problems identifying what constitutes a clean asshole after shitting are generally susceptible to having a Hanus Anus.

by Rev. Spoons Feltchmurkin January 9, 2010

Clam Chunder

A victorian phrase used to describe a vagina that is in poor condition or in a state of decline.

A phrase which is now rarely heard, simply because modern day sanitation and surgical procedures make true Clam Chunders obsolete.

The servant girl Jessica feared for the Queens well being after seeing her in the altogether whilst she took her monthly bath. 'The Queens snatch was certainly clam chunder' Jessica thought, as she tentatively poked a dead mouse in the eye for a bit of victorian amusement.

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin March 25, 2010

Pump action Snot gun

A rapid succession of sneezing resulting in mucus or 'snot' splattering out of the face of the sneezer.

Tracey was sneezing like a pump action snot gun the amount of shit she had dangling of her face.

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin March 2, 2008

end product

slang term for semen

"She took a load of my end product right up the harris!" boasted Malcolm.

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 1, 2008