rev. spoons feltchmurkin's definitions
A rapid succession of sneezing resulting in mucus or 'snot' splattering out of the face of the sneezer.
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin March 2, 2008
Get the Pump action Snot gunmug. A Composite of 'Cunt' and 'Sock'
A cuntsock was a garment usually worn on the foot as a sock, that now is used as an aid to male masterbation.
Mainly for the sole purpose of serving as a convenient receptacle for male sexual fluid (see lovejelly) and for its absorbant qualities (exception - Terylene).
Use of the word Cuntsock and the usage of an actual cuntsock is generally researved for -
adolescent boys, perverts, men without partners, men with partners, gentlemen who do not keep a hanky by their bedside and those who are not in the habit of keeping things tidy.
A cuntsock was a garment usually worn on the foot as a sock, that now is used as an aid to male masterbation.
Mainly for the sole purpose of serving as a convenient receptacle for male sexual fluid (see lovejelly) and for its absorbant qualities (exception - Terylene).
Use of the word Cuntsock and the usage of an actual cuntsock is generally researved for -
adolescent boys, perverts, men without partners, men with partners, gentlemen who do not keep a hanky by their bedside and those who are not in the habit of keeping things tidy.
'james' old nike cuntsock lay damp and sodden at the side of his bed. He sighed, then gently broke wind like ladies do.'
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 6, 2008
Get the cuntsockmug. by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 1, 2008
Get the vagetarianmug. This is a term which generally describes a badly looked after rectum. A hanus anus could be poorly wiped after defication, it may have hemorrhoids or a rash. In some of the worst cases a hanus anus can smell like a repugnant mix of shit and blood.
Those who do not bath frequently or have problems identifying what constitutes a clean asshole after shitting are generally susceptible to having a Hanus Anus.
by Rev. Spoons Feltchmurkin January 9, 2010
Get the Hanus Anusmug. "Bloody hell,I caught Ethel in the bins again!! She's a rite ruddy mucksucker of that there is no doubt, I can tell you."
'Jeremy knew he was letting his compulsion to put dirty things in his mouth get the better of him. It occured to him when he could not stop himself from thinking about chewing on a used condom he passed by whilst on his way to work that morning. "I am a dirty Mucksucker" he whispered to himself, "but damn I like it."'
'Jeremy knew he was letting his compulsion to put dirty things in his mouth get the better of him. It occured to him when he could not stop himself from thinking about chewing on a used condom he passed by whilst on his way to work that morning. "I am a dirty Mucksucker" he whispered to himself, "but damn I like it."'
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin January 11, 2009
Get the Mucksuckermug.