18 definitions by restin256

One of the most n00b-friendly Linux distros out there. The latest version of SuSE takes up Five 650MB CD Rs and can resize a Windows partition during the installation. Defaultly supports MP3s, DivX, and other formats, as a pose to redhat.
SuSE is cool, but not as cool as Gentoo.
by restin256 January 16, 2004
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A state in which someone's conscousness is altered by both drinking alcohol and being stoned off their ass.
Emily: Are you stoned yet?
Trevor: I'd thay tho mythelf, and drunk, too.. is there a word for that?
Emily: Yeah, you're "Crunked"
Trevor: Tomorrow when I'm still wasted at my dad's work, I'm going to post a useless definition on urbandictionary.com along with our conversation.

And then I lost my virginity. Not a happy story.
by restin256 February 27, 2005
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A Linux distro that spun off of RedHat after RH closed its source code. Fedora offers a hacked version of RedHat 9.
Fedora is one of RedHat's excuses to successfully close their source code.
by restin256 January 16, 2004
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A form of government in which all social and ecconomical evils have been erradicated, leaving the citizens to live happilly ever after. Even though it's impossible as hell.

From the Greek word meaning "no place".
Everything is possible on paper. Nothing works out in the real world, but on paper...
by restin256 June 17, 2003
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misunderstood guy on ToonZone forums that likes to add lines between what he says but is misunderstood and disliked and misunderstood and shunned and banned from toonzone by mean elitist people who don't know what an online friendship means to people and what it means to be accepted.
jwl is misunderstood

and I think he is Russian

I would also like to see a PuP Named Scooby Doo on Toonami, bitch.
by restin256 July 21, 2003
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A genuis book of michael crichton about a sea expedition to 700 feet below the surface in search of the remains of an alien spacecraft. Every page seems to revitalize what one would follow the storyline to be about, and is another one of crichton's genuis works.
Oh yeah, and it's a 3 Dimensional geometrical shape in which all points on the surface are equally spaced from the center.
by restin256 November 16, 2003
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sheer idiot who knows nothing about linux, C/C++, HTML, or computers in general. Makes himself out to be someone that he really isn't but merely wishes to be. Tells other people that he's this perfect image he makes himself out to be, as well, although he'll never get a job, or fully comprehend QBasic or C++.

Goes by Kinde Restin 2^8 or restin256 online.
Restin is open-minded and a crappy self-critic.
by restin256 November 16, 2003
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