Definitions by resedo

miguelbass 

Portuguese musician who gained legendary cult status for his renditions of Chris Squire bass lines posted on YouTube. Extremely talented multi-instrumentalist and all around nice guy.

Miguelbass' version of Yes' "I'm Running" kicked major ass!

miguelbass by Resedo January 1, 2010

hardcap 

n. The tightly packed, rabbit pellet like ball of fecal matter that gathers at the bottom of the intestines when a person is constipated. Often difficult and painful to pass.

After eating all that cheese, it took me half an hour just to shit out the hardcap.

hardcap by Resedo August 12, 2009

impaction 

A fecal impaction is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea. Slang synonym - hardcap.

My impaction was so bad I had to see a doctor to have it removed.

impaction by Resedo August 12, 2009

buttplug

A buttplug is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea.

That buttplug caused me considerable discomfort until I was finally able to pass it.

buttplug by Resedo August 12, 2009

rectal blockage 

n. A rectal blockage is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea.

I had a rectal blockage for a week and finally had to seek professional help to have it removed. No more cheese for me!

rectal blockage by Resedo August 12, 2009

oniunt 

(Pronounced un-yunt)

n. A vagina that has a distinctly onion like scent.

She expected me to eat that oniunt. I said no fucking way,go clean that thing first!

oniunt by Resedo August 12, 2009

vulvaslurpus 

The oral stimulation of a woman's vagina ; cunilingus.

Before we fuck, she always expects me to engage in a long session of vulvaslurpus.

vulvaslurpus by Resedo August 6, 2009