8 definitions by reddevilspal
For twelve days, starting on Christmas Day, you masturbate the number of times that correspond to that day. For example, on Dec. 25, you masturbate once, Dec. 26, twice, until twelve days after Christmas, when you must masturbate twelve times in one day. Consider yourself to be a true man and have balls of steel if you complete this task.
I tried to do the twelve days of Christmas, but by Day Eight my dick was black and blue and about ready to fall off.
by reddevilspal December 18, 2008
A hypnotic drug used in treatment for short-term insomnia, also known as Zolpidem. It is not addictive, but if taken for a long time can lead to dependence. beyond 10 milligrams (one pill), ambien gains hallucinogenic properties, the trip usually lasts 3-5 hours depending on how much has been taken. During the trip, one should expect to experience at least some of the following effects:
Fairly powerful euphoria.
Hallucinations.
Out-of-body experiences.
Difficulty with recognizing people.
Seeing illusions such as someone being beside you thats really not.
Intensified senses such as hearing.
Everything around the user begins to warp and distort.
Fairly powerful euphoria.
Hallucinations.
Out-of-body experiences.
Difficulty with recognizing people.
Seeing illusions such as someone being beside you thats really not.
Intensified senses such as hearing.
Everything around the user begins to warp and distort.
Ambien is easy to obtain from a doctor for sleeping problems. The effects from ambien usually begin to take effect 10-15 minutes after ingestion. Beware that while ambien can provide a good trip, taking too much (beyond 400 mg) can kill you.
by reddevilspal November 9, 2008
the adorable story of a teenager who is heavily addicted to ketamine and thinks he hears imaginary cartoons talking to him.
typical out of jimmy's head conversation:
jimmy: i dont know, i dont think a boat race would help me win the science fair.
kid sitting next to jimmy: who the hell are you talking to?
jimmy: i dont know, i dont think a boat race would help me win the science fair.
kid sitting next to jimmy: who the hell are you talking to?
by reddevilspal July 11, 2008
Conservative christian: Marilyn Manson is the cause of 9/11, Columbine, the Vietnam war, the Bolshevik revolution, and the Holocaust.
Logical Person: No, people like you are.
Conservative christian: You're going to hell when you die.
Logical Person: No, people like you are.
Conservative christian: You're going to hell when you die.
by reddevilspal April 1, 2008
the place where a man goes in the weeks following unprotected sex with a woman to be judged whether or not he's been condemned to a life of parenthood.
by reddevilspal February 22, 2010
Psychedelic hallucinogen not as widely known as PCP or LSD. It is thought to be a rare drug only obtainable from long-time acid heads in their mid-60s, but it is actually a lot easier to find than most people think. Plants such as Ayahuasca, and many other flowers and shrubs, contain an amount of DMT. Many of these plants are easily obtainable in a flower shop or nursery. DMT is illegal in its smokable crystalline form, but the plants that contain it are perfectly legal.
Look up a list of psychedelic plants somewhere to find out what kinds of plants contain DMT. There are at least 20 different ones, most of them are flowers that are probably easily available in nurseries.
by reddevilspal March 20, 2008
took a cherry bomb, flew into space, met the space-gnomes, came back to earth feeling like superman.
by reddevilspal November 9, 2008