Josh thought he'd discovered a whole new frontier of fucked-up when he tossed and toasted his 2-month-old at the motel 6 in Galveston, but it was just another ordinary Saint Louis Shake n' Bake.
by rectacular April 03, 2008
Get the Saint Louis Shake n' Bakemug. Two people lay side by side, in opposite directions. Each person then inserts a foot into the other's rectum or vagina. Both parties then attempt to moonwalk.
A variation on these dance involves one person inserting both feet into the other person's rectum and/or vagina.
A variation on these dance involves one person inserting both feet into the other person's rectum and/or vagina.
I was sure embarrassed when my grandma walked in on me and Steve doing the Tulsa Twostep, while whacked out on paint fumes again.
by rectacular March 25, 2008
Get the Tulsa Twostepmug. one person defecates into another person's mouth, who then vomits back into the first person's anus.
by rectacular March 25, 2008
Get the Saskatchewan Swapmeetmug. Similar to the Tulsa Twostep. Two women lay side by side, in opposite directions and then insert both pairs of feet into each other's rectums and vaginas at the same time. They then attempt to moonwalk.
I watched your mom and your sister doing the old Cheyenne Squaredance last night. Well, actually, I paid them to do it.
by rectacular March 25, 2008
Get the Cheyenne Squaredancemug. When a person inserts their penis into the colostomy hole of a person with a colostomy bag, while simultaneously drinking the contents of the bag.
Henry always had a penchant for the old Cincinnati side-pocket, but lately it was getting harder and harder to find willing partners, ever since the old folk's home burned down.
by rectacular April 03, 2008
Get the Cincinnati side-pocketmug. Group sex act, whereby as many people as possible attempt to simultaneously penetrate a meth addicted prostitute in every orifice. The prostitute must be enticed with the promise of free drugs upon completion of the act. However, as soon as the last participant has successfully inserted his member into the host, all participants suddenly pull out all at once and proceed to run away without paying.
After school, Billy suggested we all go down to the local truckstop to see if we could find us an old Albuquerque Clowncar and go for a joyride.
by rectacular March 25, 2008
Get the Albuquerque Clowncarmug. Uncle Jim owed me 30 bucks for a carton of cigarettes, so I gave him the old Copenhagen Coughdrop as a warning to pay up.
by rectacular March 26, 2008
Get the Copenhagen Coughdropmug.