rectacular's definitions
When a person inserts their penis into the colostomy hole of a person with a colostomy bag, while simultaneously drinking the contents of the bag.
Henry always had a penchant for the old Cincinnati side-pocket, but lately it was getting harder and harder to find willing partners, ever since the old folk's home burned down.
by rectacular April 3, 2008
Get the Cincinnati side-pocketmug. Uncle Jim owed me 30 bucks for a carton of cigarettes, so I gave him the old Copenhagen Coughdrop as a warning to pay up.
by rectacular March 26, 2008
Get the Copenhagen Coughdropmug. A man and a woman pierce their scrotum and labia minora together using a pair of 5 gauge surgical steel rings and then attempt to perform intercourse.
My girlfriend and I just went to Berkley last Tuesday to get our junk pierced and decided to take a ride on the old San Bernardino Sailboat when we got home. It was fun.
by rectacular March 25, 2008
Get the San Bernardino Sailboatmug. Two people lay side by side, in opposite directions. Each person then inserts a foot into the other's rectum or vagina. Both parties then attempt to moonwalk.
A variation on these dance involves one person inserting both feet into the other person's rectum and/or vagina.
A variation on these dance involves one person inserting both feet into the other person's rectum and/or vagina.
I was sure embarrassed when my grandma walked in on me and Steve doing the Tulsa Twostep, while whacked out on paint fumes again.
by rectacular March 25, 2008
Get the Tulsa Twostepmug. To eat a bologna sandwich out of a stripper's vagina.
Technically, the sandwich must be a bologna sandwich on wonder bread, with American cheese and mayo.
Technically, the sandwich must be a bologna sandwich on wonder bread, with American cheese and mayo.
After losing nearly everything on the craps tables, Steve had just enough cash left in his pocket for one last Las Vegas Lunchbox at the old Crazy Horse, before hitting the road.
by rectacular March 27, 2008
Get the Las Vegas Lunchboxmug. one person defecates into another person's mouth, who then vomits back into the first person's anus.
by rectacular March 25, 2008
Get the Saskatchewan Swapmeetmug. Similar to the Tulsa Twostep. Two women lay side by side, in opposite directions and then insert both pairs of feet into each other's rectums and vaginas at the same time. They then attempt to moonwalk.
I watched your mom and your sister doing the old Cheyenne Squaredance last night. Well, actually, I paid them to do it.
by rectacular March 25, 2008
Get the Cheyenne Squaredancemug.