3 definitions by reallyrandomindividual
A town in south-west England, commonly known to outsiders as "Yobvil" due to its less-than-picturesque architecture and generally shite reputation, namely spread by those who attempted their driving test there and were felled by the notorious Yeovil roundabout.
Non-resident of Yeovil: "I wouldn't mind driving for 30 minutes longer to avoid driving through that shit-hole"
Other: "Yobvil?"
Non-resident: "yes."
Other: "Yobvil?"
Non-resident: "yes."
by reallyrandomindividual April 11, 2023
Voted by Tatler as the public (private) school of the year in 2019, Canford is home to the largest population of nouveau riche twats in south-west England. Under the illusion that they are by some stretch aristocrats, no mention of their names appear in the Peerage.
It must be said, the school is pretty fucking gorgeous.
It must be said, the school is pretty fucking gorgeous.
by reallyrandomindividual April 12, 2023
Inishcoo Island is located in Ireland's Wild Atlantic Way, county Donegal. It is an idyllic getaway, the island itself being wild, with white sand beaches and crystal turquoise waters. Anyone who is given the otherworldly privilege to spend time there can count themselves as some of the luckiest people on earth. Inishcoo House can hold over 15 guests, and is a truly gorgeous stay with a slipway leading straight into the sea.
The island is swept with wild grasses and heathered hills, ancient slate-grey boulders and one single tree. At its centre lies a paradisal freshwater lake, just a stone's throw from Inishcoo's "Shipwreck Beach". Inishcoo House's enormous boathouse can keep several boats, which one can use to explore the neighbouring islands and beaches. Rock jumping, boat racing, paddle boarding, clear-sea snorkelling, fresh Atlantic breeze blowing, purple heather chasing, crystal water diving, kayak caving; Inishcoo has it all.
It is, and will always be, the closest one can get to heaven.
The island is swept with wild grasses and heathered hills, ancient slate-grey boulders and one single tree. At its centre lies a paradisal freshwater lake, just a stone's throw from Inishcoo's "Shipwreck Beach". Inishcoo House's enormous boathouse can keep several boats, which one can use to explore the neighbouring islands and beaches. Rock jumping, boat racing, paddle boarding, clear-sea snorkelling, fresh Atlantic breeze blowing, purple heather chasing, crystal water diving, kayak caving; Inishcoo has it all.
It is, and will always be, the closest one can get to heaven.
by reallyrandomindividual April 16, 2023