await

a fancier word for just 'wait'. Seriously, why don't people just take the extra effort to add in a few more words to make it make sense?

"Hey, bruh, I just wrote this sentence in English. Dope, or nope?"
'Love awaits you'
"Definitely nope. Why didn't you just use the word wait?"

by I Might Be Human May 25, 2017

HELL AWAITS

a perfect example of a religous fanatic.
thinks EVERYTHING from the outside the box is "evil".

HELL AWAITS: science is teh evil, along with the occult, and paganism or anything outside of my religion!
random person: take your zealotry somewhere else, troll...
HELL AWAITS: *kills self for being a zealot*

by Decrepit October 20, 2007

Awaiting pisser

When you have gone on cars ride for 3 hours plus each trip and you like damn boi gotta piss so bad.

Guy 1: What's that weird dance that guy over there's doing?
Guy 2: Oh, don't mind him. He's just an awaiting pisser.

by SkirtingFish65 July 24, 2019

ATA (Awaiting Text Anxiety)

When you send a text and you wait anxiously for a reply. Mainly when sending to a person you are interested in or apologizing for a ridiculous action committed the night before in a drunken state.

8:30am -{You} "Hey (insert hot chick's name here), nice meeting you last night. Lets go out for a drink later this week."

9:00am-

10:00am- {you mention to your friend} I texted the hottie I met last night when i woke up this morning and she hasn't responded.
{friend} Damn bro, you got some serious ATA (Awaiting Text Anxiety). She probably was so drunk she hasn't got outta bed yet.

11:00am-

3:15pm- {Her} "Who is this?"

3:16pm- {You} damn

by Dirty_J January 2, 2012

Awaiting passport clearance from Narnia

Some one who obviously gay but won't admit it.

He is so so in the closet he's awaiting passport clearance from Narnia!

by Medusa1989 January 27, 2009

The Autobahn awaits you

A term used to tell another individual to quote,”Play in traffic”, to imply that one should commit the self imposed ending of one’s life by allowing one robe struck by oncoming traffic.

Facebook trash: “Your people are thieves and murderers!.”

You: “The Autobahn awaits you, have fun!.”

by ThatdarnShepard June 26, 2023