16 definitions by rayjay
globulous matter of alleged female decent, arranged in a manner rendering any form of human procreation futile in that all orifices are not only hidden, but Newton's 4th Law deems it scientifically impossible.
Damn B, that girl is a real gurdie.
Although Superman was able to muster enough strength to lift the gurdie, even he was unable to bang her silly.
Although Superman was able to muster enough strength to lift the gurdie, even he was unable to bang her silly.
by rayjay April 15, 2004
when a person has more than just a normal stash. when a persons moustache becomes so incredibly intricate that you dont even notice the person behind the stash.
james: BWAAAHAHAHA, check out that doods ill stash.
me: wow you totally just busted out laughing at his ill stash right in his face!
me: wow you totally just busted out laughing at his ill stash right in his face!
by rayjay April 4, 2006
shortened version of jackin the smokestack, meaning to jerk off or masturbate.
only used by men of course.
only used by men of course.
by rayjay April 4, 2006
by rayjay October 5, 2004
by rayjay February 4, 2005
This is the ratio of how many times you can sex a girl before your penis becomes like a wet noodle.
If you can sex a girl like 3 times within 3 hours and then your penis becomes a wet noodle, your noodle ratio is 3:1.
If you can sex a girl like 3 times within 3 hours and then your penis becomes a wet noodle, your noodle ratio is 3:1.
by rayjay April 4, 2006
Stinky dingle is short for stinky dingleberry.
A stinky dingle is someone who always hangs around and just makes everyone depressed...
A stinky dingle is someone who always hangs around and just makes everyone depressed...
Matt Compton is being such a stinky dingle today.
Dood, stop being such a stinky dingle, you're depressing everyone.
Dood, stop being such a stinky dingle, you're depressing everyone.
by rayjay November 13, 2005