stinky dingle

Stinky dingle is short for stinky dingleberry.

A stinky dingle is someone who always hangs around and just makes everyone depressed...
Matt Compton is being such a stinky dingle today.

Dood, stop being such a stinky dingle, you're depressing everyone.
by rayjay November 13, 2005
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jack the stack

shortened version of jackin the smokestack, meaning to jerk off or masturbate.

only used by men of course.
james: wtf are you doing?
me: chillin at home, about to jack the stack.
james: haha, n1.
by rayjay April 04, 2006
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ill stash

when a person has more than just a normal stash. when a persons moustache becomes so incredibly intricate that you dont even notice the person behind the stash.
james: BWAAAHAHAHA, check out that doods ill stash.
me: wow you totally just busted out laughing at his ill stash right in his face!
by rayjay April 04, 2006
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N33K

leet for neek do i have to say any more
rand is a n33k lets leave him here .
by RAYJAY February 04, 2005
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shem

I was walking down the street and I saw that shem that owes me $40.
by rayjay October 05, 2004
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noodle ratio

This is the ratio of how many times you can sex a girl before your penis becomes like a wet noodle.

If you can sex a girl like 3 times within 3 hours and then your penis becomes a wet noodle, your noodle ratio is 3:1.
Oh man, my noodle ratio has gone up since last year, now I got a 10:1 noodle ratio!
by rayjay April 04, 2006
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gurdie

globulous matter of alleged female decent, arranged in a manner rendering any form of human procreation futile in that all orifices are not only hidden, but Newton's 4th Law deems it scientifically impossible.
Damn B, that girl is a real gurdie.

Although Superman was able to muster enough strength to lift the gurdie, even he was unable to bang her silly.
by RayJay April 15, 2004
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