1. sexie smart bitch, very outgoing, very sexual.
2. girl who loves to masturbate.
3. someone who is great at whatever they do in life.
4. an amazing writer (Kandice Plain)
Aaah... I remember Kandice, she was the best thing that ever happened to me.
1. sexie ass motha fo. usually equipped with a graciously sized johnson.
2. sweet hunk of man with beautiful blue eyes.
3. world's sexiest chef.
4. rayjay, rev. rayjay johnson, mr.rj...
5. sweet and caring, one woman kinda guy with strict morals that he likes to live by.
Man, when I saw that RJ, I couldn't take my eyes off him.
when you walk around naked and your balls
swing one way and your johnson
swings the other way.
I was home alone the other night so I did the balls johnson dance.
shortened version of jackin the smokestack, meaning to jerk off or masturbate
only used by men of course.
james: wtf are you doing?
me: chillin at home, about to jack the stack.
james: haha, n1.
This is the ratio of how many times you can sex a girl before your penis becomes like a wet noodle.
If you can sex a girl like 3 times within 3 hours and then your penis becomes a wet noodle, your noodle ratio is 3:1.
Oh man, my noodle ratio has gone up since last year, now I got a 10:1 noodle ratio!
when a person has more than just a normal stash. when a persons moustache becomes so incredibly intricate that you dont even notice the person behind the stash.
james: BWAAAHAHAHA, check out that doods ill stash.
me: wow you totally just busted out laughing at his ill stash right in his face!
leet for neek
do i have to say any more
rand is a n33k lets leave him here .