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latvian

Man, Vitauts is such a latvian.
by Raven January 1, 2003
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Pooh Sticks

Faecal variation of the old children's game of dropping sticks off a bridge and seeing who's stick floats under the bridge first. The added skill is being able to produce a suitable turd more quickly than your opponent and without falling backwards into the river (potentially hitting one's own turd to add insult to injury)
When Pooh arrived to the bridge spanning from one side of the creek to the other, he saw two figures standing on the bridge, intensively staring down into the water. One was Piglet. And the other one looked very much Eeyore. Amazingly much like Eeyore. If Pooh hadn't been so sure that it couldn't be Eeyore, he might even have believed that it really was Eeyore.
by Raven June 18, 2004
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shanty

There are three definition's to the word Shanty:-

A> A shanty is a poorly made house in which one can dwell, usually made out of scavenged materials.

B> The word Shanty is often used to describe something created with a half arsed attempt or someone that is lazy and does not put any effort into their work.

c> A object that truely annoys you and does not work the way you expect it too.
A> Wow. A shanty Hut.

B> You shanty lay-about do some flaming work!

c> Any breed of mobile phone.
by Raven February 6, 2004
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Kazare

Keep away From him
Kazare, The Seventeenth
by Raven June 12, 2003
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Commodore

A car released by Holden, a sub company of the Intergalactic GM Empire.

This model car has questionable integrity, safety and security systems.
People are often reffered to as 'Commodore' drivers as an insult, similar to the way that Volvo drivers are.

Another popular name for these cars are 'Commonwhore', symbolic as they are very common and f**k you over.
(After seeing someone run into the gutter or tailgating someone else) "Oh look, a Commodore driver!"
by raven July 2, 2004
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fweeble

To Fweeble (verb) A weird act to show excitment.
I learnt to fweeble by putting my bent arms in front of me and moving them back and forth with a crazed expression on my face.
by Raven September 21, 2003
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Cunt-Cake

The delicious treat, Cunt-Cake. Add several scoops of whipped cream and other sweet confections in the groin area of a female. Then count how many licks it takes to get to the center of the cake and into the cave (Abyss), please tell me the answer on how many licks it takes to get to the center of a cuntcake. *Lame music here*
That cuntcake was a filling late night treet, but I still had room in my tummy to slide my tounge into the cave, and eventually my wang.
by Raven April 28, 2004
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