8 definitions by pwvl

Top Definition
A slime puppy is a public personality who gives you a queasy feeling, the sort of slimy public person who takes advantage of their public light for their own ends. A slime puppy leaves a trail of butt slime as it drags it's butt along the ground while thinking they are doing the right thing, a do gooder boy scout type of slimy person.
Have you heard of John Ralston Saul? Oh yeah, he's that slime puppy author married to the former Canadian Governor General, what's her name, oh yeah, Adrienne Clarkson.
#sleazy #queasy #jerk #self centered #self serving #politican #crooked #foul odor
by pwvl March 15, 2010
Some thing so hugely fragging and magnificent that it's so beyond both and enters the mega fragging magnificent zone! An accomplishment of epic proportions.
It's so megafragginnificent that you achieved what you did when no one though you could and how you did it was just so megafragginnificent it's beyond description!
#mega #frag #fragging #fucking #huge #magnificant #fantastic #epic #awesome
by pwvl August 05, 2010
A question that asks if a society or group is going to join the modern era (A.D.) with technology and advanced ethics or if they are going to live in the Bronze Dark Ages (B.C.) with immoral values such as stoning people to death. A choice between embracing the modern world fully rather than keeping one hand on advanced technology while being barbaric with the other hand. The choice to advance all aspects of a society rather than just the military. Modernization of only some aspects of a society doesn't mix with keeping backwards with the rest, as it just doesn't work.
"It comes down to this Iran, you have a choice to make. do you want the world to be comfortable with you having nuclear weapons or are you going to keep stoning people? Are you gonna go A.D., or are you sticking with B.C.? Cause you're not allowed to be that modern and that primitive at the same time! You have to choose, they don't work together. It's the reason you never see anyone riding a Segway with Fred Flintstone Wheels."- Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, 8th September 2010.
#retarded #modern #primitive #forward #backward #advanced #a.d. #b.c. #moral #immoral
by pwvl September 14, 2010
(1) "The practice of ejaculating into dinner meat."

(2) "Committing sex acts upon a two pound cut of liver."

(3) "Whacking off, 'come big boy come', screams the maddened piece of liver that in my own insanity I bought one afternoon at a butcher shop and believe it or not violated behind a billboard on the way to a bar mitzvah."

- John Oliver of the Daily Show, 8th Sept 2010
"Wolf Blitzer where are you on Frosting the Liver? Answer the question that America wants answered!" - John Oliver, The Daily Show.
#whacking off #jerking off #twisting the snake #penis #sex #meat #jerky the monkey #ejaculate
by pwvl September 14, 2010
When one is forced to wear a burka veil, niqab part of the veil, chadri, purdah (face curtain) or other face covering by (1) social convention, (2) one's husband, (3) one's religion, one can be said to be in a mobile veil jail. Often those that wear the veil jail do so because of fear of reprisal or social ostracization or punishment. Since the person wearing the jail veil is generally allowed to move about in society only while wearing the veil it is thus a mobile veil jail. In some Islamic cultures the woman's face is considered "the most tempting part of her body, because what people look at most is the face" and is "awrah, aka intimate parts, which must be covered" as ordered by fatwa. The pre-medieval Bronze Dark Ages belief that the woman's face is an intimate part of her body and can only be seen by her husband or family or woman friends, out of fear that any man that sees her will want to be tempted to rape her thus they jail her for her own protection in a twisted perversion of protecting her by encasing her in cloth coverings. Some women claim to voluntarily wear their mobile veil jails out of respecting their culture or religion or faith, however that just indicates that they are captives and as such are not free. In many western and even Islamic countries the mobile veil jail is not permitted in public in part to prevent the literal covering up of physical abuse by family members. Some ultra-orthodox Jewish women wear the burqa as a symbol of protecting chastity.
Oh look the women there are all sewn up in mobile veil jails which they likely don't have any choice about it for fear if they don't wear them they'll get beaten by their husbands or stoned to death; they think that they'll be pounced upon and raped by the first male to see them; wearing a mobile veil jail is like they are still living in the pre-medieval Bronze Dark Ages.
#veil #burka #curtain #paddy wagon #mobile prison #limited rights #prison #prisoner
by pwvl October 07, 2010
Like regular bling but of web sites, web bling is flashy show off graphics and animation valuing bling excessive flash over substance.
Wow the web bling of that site is so cool, too bad they don't have any details that back up their claims, some actual function to the site would be nice too.
#bling #form #function #flash #pizazz
by pwvl April 15, 2011
‎"MILF = Mothers I'd Like To Forget" - The Lady Bunny 7, The Ballad of Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin, she's a MILF, a mother I'd like to forget for sure before she screws us all with her Rapture ImPalin in 2012.
#mother #fucker #fuck #forget #politician #sarah #palin
by pwvl January 20, 2011
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×