8 definitions by punchline
The cornucopia of awesome, Patrick is a dumb, pink starfish that often hangs out with his best pal Spongebob, as they wander around their hometown, Bikini Bottom, blessing the ocean with their stupidity. He is the dumber of the two (and that's saying something), but often has sudden bursts of genius, which disappear faster than they came. He is also the funnier of the two because he has the most badass voice and also because he had reached the absolute zenith of stupidity. That's right, Patrick Star had mastered the art of dumbassness (in a good way).
He rocks and you know it.
He rocks and you know it.
"The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma."
"If I ever found the jerk that threw that peanut, I'd have a few choice words with him. Like, uh, "you". And "are". And "a jerk"!"
Patrick: "Well here's your problem! You have it set to M for Mini, when all you have to do is set it to W for Wumbo!"
Spongebob: "Partick, I don't think Wumbo is a word..."
Patrick: "C'mon! I Wumbo. You Wumbo. He, she, we Wumbo. Wumbology, the study of Wumbo. It's first grade, Spongebob!"
Spongebob: "I never should have doubted you, Patrick!"
*The quotes might not be exactly as they are on TV. Let's hope my memory serves me right*
"If I ever found the jerk that threw that peanut, I'd have a few choice words with him. Like, uh, "you". And "are". And "a jerk"!"
Patrick: "Well here's your problem! You have it set to M for Mini, when all you have to do is set it to W for Wumbo!"
Spongebob: "Partick, I don't think Wumbo is a word..."
Patrick: "C'mon! I Wumbo. You Wumbo. He, she, we Wumbo. Wumbology, the study of Wumbo. It's first grade, Spongebob!"
Spongebob: "I never should have doubted you, Patrick!"
*The quotes might not be exactly as they are on TV. Let's hope my memory serves me right*
by punchline March 7, 2005
by punchline March 6, 2005
Am I the only one? How can people actually like this show? I mean, the entire thing is equivalent if not inferior to bloody diarrhoea. It's not funny, witty nor action packed. It is packed, though. Packed full of shit. To me, watching this show is like getting kitchen knives thrown at my eyes. Seriously, I was excited at first, what with the reviews it was getting, and I anticipated it greatly, but when I saw it, I instantly recieved the urge to stomp on some kittens. What a half-assed show. It's an insult to the traditional samurai, who went around and actually killed shit, and not being smartasses, making asinine gestures and grimaces to express how hardcore they are. This show is not only pointless, but plain shit, and if you find it cute, please smash your head into a window with profuse force. Samurai X was much better, although it was still tremendously boring. I dig the blood and gore, but the story was absolute shit. I bet it was pulled out of the author's ass while he was searching for tapeworms. Once again, I can't express this enough. This. Show. SUCKS.
by punchline March 1, 2005
A country that is fairly good now, but used to be filled with tremendous sadistic asshats and corrupt shitheads. Still has some, but a lot of people had changed and are much better. A lot of them are egotistical, however, or just plain too patriotic. It litteraly makes me uneasy to watch their TV because every other word has something to do with Croatia. It's like they have to remid everyone where they are every six seconds in case they forget. Although, they are a proud owner of extremely good ice cream and hot, yet loose women.
by punchline February 28, 2005
Person 1: Dude, check out that guy! He's bailing out of a super-sonic blimp to body slam that dynamite-strapped polar bear!
Person 2: He's got mad vladitude!
Person 2: He's got mad vladitude!
by punchline March 7, 2005
Literally an insult to ANYONE'S intelligence. This isn't for pre-schoolers, this is for people in comas. The show includes an annoying Spanish girl that constantly does dangerous, stupid shit and has parents that apparently approve of said dangerous, stupid shit. Way to teach the kids, asshole. Then, as if they haven't been stupifying us enough with their inane bullshit, they ask the most obvious questions, and (in case you are blind or dead) point them out in the most obvious manner. For example, Dora asks "Where is Benny the Bull's farm?" Suddenly, the camera pans the the side until there is nothing left BUT the barn. Then, a tornado comes down to draw your attention to the spot where the barn is, while a giant flashing arrow points directly at it. And then, as if we (or the children, or whatever) were to dumb to find it, a shitty blue cursor "beats us to the punch" as the little bitch mockingly congratulates us on a job well done. Fuck you, you little shit! Also, Dora travels along with a gay little monkey (no offense intended, I'm just pointing out he's gay) that is literally incapable of anything but whinning and bitching the entire fucking show. Then, at least once a show, they run into the residental badass, Swiper the fox, who steal items from them and conviniently tosses them into a pile of similar items - that is, unless Dora, Boots and of course, you utter out the phrase "Swiper, don't swipe it" three times, which causes the sneaky fox to snap his fingers mafia-style and run away like a pussy. Wow, a real gangsta, that one. If I was Swiper, I'd bite Dora's tits of and shove them down Boot's mouth. Then I'd break my own neck on a tree for being such a pansy. What a shit show.
by punchline February 28, 2005
A man that is awesome in almost all ways possible. This word is sometimes used with "sexy", which adds to the overall awesomeness as it becomes "sexy manbeast", a title worth fighting over.
Person 1: Shit, get outta the way, here comes a manbeast!
Person 2: If we don't move right now, he'll crush us with his masculine balls!
Person 2: If we don't move right now, he'll crush us with his masculine balls!
by punchline March 7, 2005