16 definitions by puhercules

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-Cher 2.0

but with a tighter ass
Lady Gaga went to the surgeon to get her testicles removed...for the third time
#ass #shemale #lady gaga #poker face #facebook #twitter #orgasm #beyonce #bisexual #cher #cute #hottie #gay #surgery #androgyny #porn
by Puhercules May 02, 2010
the question every man fears...
wife: where have you been?
husband: ...
#wofe #babyshitter #ass #orgasm #beer #lady gaga #fart #? #porn
by Puhercules May 08, 2010
the perfect camouflage to blend in
i gotta be drunk in order to have friends...
#wasted #ass #sex #orgasm #fuck #beer #hammered #party #college #author puhercules
by Puhercules May 09, 2010
the only known way by men to prevent being stuck at home with a whining ass bitch wife and avoid giving away half your properties thru a divorce...not fun, but necessary

also a great excuse to be a cheater, avoid social acitivities boring for men, watch football w/friends, etc...really handy
Example 1:

whining ass bitch demanding by cp to husband: bring me a burger!
husband: can't sweetie :S i'm at work

(while a stripper shakes her ass

on your face..)

Example 2:

wife: remember we've got dinner tonight with my parents..(on monday night football)
husband: sorry sweetheart, i've got a pile of files my boss wants for tomorrow at 7
#cheater #lover #whining #whine #bitch #wife #husband #divorce #excuse #necessary #stripper #football
by Puhercules August 05, 2009
-what ex girflfriends do during the flollowin 6 months after ending a relationship
-what facebook, myspace and all that shit promote (being a)
1: dude, caroline totally fucked up my dating plan with jessica...she said she was still my gf
2: men, she really is a psycho-ass-stalker
#facebook #myspace #hi5 #twitter #ex
by Puhercules August 06, 2009
v. to hide a boner putting your penis in the natural/straight-up position. The penis log is well hidden and unnoticed, but the head exceeds the part where your belt fits...if someone lifts your shirt, they'll see your head saying hi
i had to guillotine my penis so my teacher didn't notice my boner when he asked me to pass up to the blackoboard...
#penis #ass #boner #sex #orgasm #fuck #baby shitter #horny #porn #author puhercules
by Puhercules May 08, 2010
from mexican spanish "mole (food, sauce..not the animal) - smeller"...

adj. a person who can't stand seeing a frind flirting with a hottie and instinctively stands between both and pretends knowing the girl and starts flirting with her making you aside...
barx: dude! pablo is sucha huele moles!
maza: why's that?
barx: yesterday i was hitting on this girl and when he realized, he stand between us and told her that he had seen her at a party...but the girl didn't even know him!
maza: yep, that is pablo..
#hottie #bastard #flirt #cheater #friend #party pooper #stalker #liar #fake
by Puhercules August 08, 2009
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