protocoldroid's definitions

pissed as a parrot

highly intoxicated from the consumption of alcoholic beverages. derivative of "pissed", meaning "to be intoxicated".

australian in origin, as grain trucks driving along highways leave grain behind which falls in puddles and the water of the puddles become fermented after time. the parrots drink the water and get quite loose!

"he was as pissed as a parrot by the time the bartender cut him off"

"food tastes great if you're as pissed as a parrot

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

modnoc

a protective barrior used for contraception. it is the spelling of 'condom' backwards.

originated from the late Jake Schumway, rest in peace.

better wear a modnoc if you're gonna hit that

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

dutchy

A blunt (e.g. marijuana rolled into a cigar wrapper), especially one rolled with a Dutch Master Corona. It is preferred over the traditional phillie blunt as it has two layers of tobacco paper which assist in rolling a blunt with good craft (i.e. very neatly).

In the hood, you can roll a fat dutchy of schwag for about $5.... if you're smoking beasters, it'll probably cost you $30, forget it if yer smokin' headies.

by protocoldroid September 14, 2004

diphallic terata

The condition of having two penises.

"Diphallic terata gives the phallic warrior his super abilities -- mostly, but not limited to multiple strikes in the same melee round, and who can forget his take down maneuver: The double whapper with a stick of death... two sticks of death"

"If you don't think diphallic terata is a medical condition, google images for it"

by protocoldroid April 26, 2005

hybrid

smoking two or more unique kinds of marijuana at once

"i rolled up a hybrid fatty, poison and ak-47 -- got nice and blitzed"

"pack a bowl of hybrid, some from the new bag, some from the old"

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

bogar

Acronym: Brotherhood Of Gods And Retards. An organization which gained popularity during the mid 90s through BBS's. Akin to totse.

Even my cat knows how to make napalm after reading a couple BOGAR files

by protocoldroid September 16, 2005

savory

a small dish eaten in place of dessert, a quite dated practice.

i was really hoping for a chipwhich, but, the place was so fancy, they gave me a single piece of rye toast with smoked salmon as a savory, so much for a dessert.

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004