protocoldroid's definitions

d100

a 100 sided die, specifically used in RPGs The d100 was invented by Lou Zocchi, and is patented as the "Zocchihedron". Although the d100 is not a true polyhedra, it is a sphere with 100 surfaces. There can be somewhat of a learning curve for reading the Zocchihedron correctly, but... It's much geekier to roll a d100 for a percentage rolls than 2 d10's.

Palladium games often require a lot of percentile rolls, that's why I bought my first d100.

Haha suckaz, critical hit, doing 2d100 damage, take that!

by protocoldroid July 20, 2004

sun

the inverse of moon (to show one's bare buttocks), therefore 'to sun' is 'to show one's genetalia'

mooning them wasn't humiliating enough, so he whipped down his drawers and sunned them.

by protocoldroid June 23, 2004

pissed as a parrot

highly intoxicated from the consumption of alcoholic beverages. derivative of "pissed", meaning "to be intoxicated".

australian in origin, as grain trucks driving along highways leave grain behind which falls in puddles and the water of the puddles become fermented after time. the parrots drink the water and get quite loose!

"he was as pissed as a parrot by the time the bartender cut him off"

"food tastes great if you're as pissed as a parrot

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

modnoc

a protective barrior used for contraception. it is the spelling of 'condom' backwards.

originated from the late Jake Schumway, rest in peace.

better wear a modnoc if you're gonna hit that

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

peg

to put Tight Rolls on one's jeans. a common practice in the 80's and early 90's whereby people roll up their jeans to make them tight against their leg.

"you're still pegging your stone wash jeans?"

"he's not even cool enough to peg his jeans"

by protocoldroid July 5, 2004

dime spot

a location (typically a corner, or a house) where a vendor is illegally distributing drugs (often marijuana, may be other substances) in ten dollar lots. Usually a signal is required (a special knock on the door, code words, certain apparel, etc) by the customer, and the vendor responds anonymously by a covert method of delivering the product (a drive to another corner, slipping the product under a door, lowering the product from a window, etc).

I used to get so freaked out when I'd hit up the local dime spots. Aside from getting a ticket from the five o, there was also the chance you'd have some goons try to mug you for money or shit.

by protocoldroid July 20, 2004

cracksackfoint

the piece of skin between one's scrotum and their anus, also known as a 'chode'

because of my groin injury, my cracksackfoint was always in pain

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004