protocoldroid's definitions

diphallic terata

The condition of having two penises.

"Diphallic terata gives the phallic warrior his super abilities -- mostly, but not limited to multiple strikes in the same melee round, and who can forget his take down maneuver: The double whapper with a stick of death... two sticks of death"

"If you don't think diphallic terata is a medical condition, google images for it"

by protocoldroid April 26, 2005

dime spot

a location (typically a corner, or a house) where a vendor is illegally distributing drugs (often marijuana, may be other substances) in ten dollar lots. Usually a signal is required (a special knock on the door, code words, certain apparel, etc) by the customer, and the vendor responds anonymously by a covert method of delivering the product (a drive to another corner, slipping the product under a door, lowering the product from a window, etc).

I used to get so freaked out when I'd hit up the local dime spots. Aside from getting a ticket from the five o, there was also the chance you'd have some goons try to mug you for money or shit.

by protocoldroid July 20, 2004

benjo ditch

A benjo ditch is an Oriental solution for the toilet. It is little more than a ditch in which you deposit your waste.

The benjo ditch is also a practical answer, as the waste can be collected to be used as fertilizer.

If you're going to try to jump the benjo ditch... don't miss.

by protocoldroid November 14, 2004

slink

To give motion to the foreskin parralel to the phallic shaft in the act af masterbating.

What are you doing over there? Slinking your mule?

by protocoldroid November 14, 2004

grody

noun: disgusting, dirty or just plain unappealing.

inflected: grodier, grodiest

it seams this may be an Americanized pronounciation of the british "grotty", which means "of poor quality".

"sit in the back seat, i spilled honey on the front seat and it's all grody."

"those are the grodiest rest rooms in the state"

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

social connotation

a condition which is reached when an extremely annoying person is in your presense, and is so annoying, that other people in your presense start to dislike you, because of the presense of the annoying, especially when the person who is now disliking you more because of the prense of this annoying person

"it's such a social connotation when the delivery guy talks about porn in front of my wife."

"i swear she was going to give me her number, but, then the bar tender had to strike up a conversation about hemroids. it was just such a social connotation; ruined my chances"

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

commersch

Short for "commercial". Typically, any schwag. Specifically, marijuana that is grown in a commercial fashion, e.g. not home grown, and most often grown outdoors. It is packed in bricks, and usually is not very fresh or dank.

My regular guy is dry, so I had to hit up the dime spot for some commersh.

by protocoldroid July 20, 2004