protocoldroid's definitions

diamond geezer

one skilled at rolling "the diamond" a marijuana cigarette rolled in an artistic fashion, as such to create a diamond shape with three joints lashed together using the gums from papes.

originated in the joint rollers handbook, published in the UK

after rolling your first diamond, you're a diamond geezer.

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

dome

in some locals 'dome' is also a term for 'feces'

"the barn is covered with bat dome!"

"well that gives a whole new meaning to chrome dome"

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

zocchihedron

The d100, a one hundred sided die invented and produced by Lou Zocchi, of GameScience. The Zocchihedron took 3 years to invent, and 3 years to get into production. The Zocchihedron was released in 1985.

Used primarily for Role Playing Games, RPGs.

No set of dice is complete without a Zocchihedron.

The Zocchihedron takes time to settle, but, that is one helluva slick die.

by protocoldroid July 20, 2004

farble

passing gas while submerged in water.

a combonation of "fart" and "bubble"

"farbles always seems to smell worse than a standard fart"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

pissed as a parrot

highly intoxicated from the consumption of alcoholic beverages. derivative of "pissed", meaning "to be intoxicated".

australian in origin, as grain trucks driving along highways leave grain behind which falls in puddles and the water of the puddles become fermented after time. the parrots drink the water and get quite loose!

"he was as pissed as a parrot by the time the bartender cut him off"

"food tastes great if you're as pissed as a parrot

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

modnoc

a protective barrior used for contraception. it is the spelling of 'condom' backwards.

originated from the late Jake Schumway, rest in peace.

better wear a modnoc if you're gonna hit that

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

diphallic terata

The condition of having two penises.

"Diphallic terata gives the phallic warrior his super abilities -- mostly, but not limited to multiple strikes in the same melee round, and who can forget his take down maneuver: The double whapper with a stick of death... two sticks of death"

"If you don't think diphallic terata is a medical condition, google images for it"

by protocoldroid April 26, 2005