14 definitions by poopypants
n. Lifethreatening condition causing lack of oxygen due to excessive amounts of cock. Usually suffered by trendsbians when their antics cause a stir in the football team at frat parties. Most cases are caused orally, though some cases have been caused by excessive choad usage in a more traditional manner.
by poopypants April 1, 2003
n. 1 a term describing a male who can contort his body into numerous positions. 2 a term describing a man who can tie his penis into a knot.
"And on a sad note, in today's news the Magic Pretzel Man has died of a urinary infection. He is survived by his son, Peiner."
by poopypants April 2, 2003
n. the state of a penis belonging to someone without a circumcission, in the non-erectile position. also a nickname for someone who resembles a penis belonging to someone without a circumcission, in the non-erectile position.
by poopypants April 2, 2003
verb. past tense.
1. The result of an act that causes unfortunate repurcussions.
2. Term often used in a manner describing the events after weeks of coercing a young woman of desire, via love letters, gifts and acts of chivalry into the act of sexual intercourse.
3. Proper response to an unreasonable request that would cause undo stress or activity.
1. The result of an act that causes unfortunate repurcussions.
2. Term often used in a manner describing the events after weeks of coercing a young woman of desire, via love letters, gifts and acts of chivalry into the act of sexual intercourse.
3. Proper response to an unreasonable request that would cause undo stress or activity.
1. "Those terrorists are fucked."
2. "I fucked that bitch's brains out"
3. "You want me to do what? When? Hell no, looks like you are fucked dude!!"
2. "I fucked that bitch's brains out"
3. "You want me to do what? When? Hell no, looks like you are fucked dude!!"
by poopypants April 1, 2003
n. the substance secreted by a vagina at the height of orgasm during intercourse; usually in combination with a seizgasm v. the act of secreting muzz
by poopypants April 2, 2003
n. to describe a person of lower than standard mental ability. referred to as a tool because they cannot function on their own will, they must be used to accomplish a task or form desire.
Johnny: "You are such a tool that your parent's bought that panemon card, because the Japanese told you that it was cool."
Sally: "You still live in a van down by the river."
Sally: "You still live in a van down by the river."
by poopypants April 5, 2003
n. condition in which the victim's jaw is stuck in an open position after performing a rim job on their partner for an extended period of time.
by poopypants April 2, 2003