14 definitions by poopypants

Ghetto

Description of someone who initiates violence or violates property rights.

That girl that started the fight is so ghetto.

by poopypants July 28, 2015

Seizgasm

n. The result of bringing a sexual partner to climax with the intensity to cause a seizure. Usually the result of the proper use of a choad and avoidance of cocksphixiation.

also: the moments following "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god..."

usually seen in the "high end" porno industry

"I thought that I killed her until I found out it as just a seizgasm."

"Seizgasm!!? I rolled over and got the remote stuck up the crack of my ass!!! Get that picaco out of here!!!"

by poopypants April 1, 2003

Corner Hair

adj. the result of a female performing sex with a male partner from behind on a slick tile floor being forced across the room, ultimately being lodged into a corner head first, thus causing her hair to take on a triangle shape.

"Man, you see that ass, I would love to give her a chronic case of Corner Hair."

by poopypants April 2, 2003

Tooba

n. Ridiculously large marijuana delivery device, usually fabricated with rolling paper and big enough to fuck your world up for several days.

See also...any Cheech and Chong movie

Shit, hold on motherfucker, I ain't even started to play the tooba yet.

by poopypants April 1, 2003

keebled

royally messed up; irrepairable; fubar

This GL account structure is keebled up!

by poopypants March 25, 2005

Panemon

n. card game that the Japanese plan to thrust on the American market, geared towards children. they will be steeply priced and each card will be a character in a cartoon with names like suckacoo and felcher. intended purpose is to cripple the American economy by using whiney children to spend all of their parent's money on these cards.

"Hey Johnny, I have the new suckachoo card, you don't have one because your family lives in a van down by the river."

by poopypants April 5, 2003

Sex

Sex is the act of a male sticking his erect penis into a woman's asshole and pissing all over it!

May I please have sex with you?

by poopypants August 29, 2014