pookleblinky's definitions

eeyorish

A deep depression which can only be solved Hemingway style, blowing clouds of cotton fluffing all over.

That eeyorish guy sleeping under the bridge? I heard he jumped off it and landed on a dachschund. Killed both.

by pookleblinky December 3, 2004

kava

A soporific herb consumed in tea form by vegans, wombat nuzzlers, and other idiots. Causes temporary mental retardation and pronounced loss of motor control.

That guy just ran over a gas pump! He must be on Kava!

by pookleblinky December 3, 2004

ecofascism

The belief that the life of a wombat or a mosquito is more valuable than that of a human, and the willingness to hold a gun to the head of anyone who disagrees.

"I'm not an ecofascist! I'm just saying, that if you own cats, you should be willing to kill your children to make more room in your budget to feed them."

by pookleblinky November 30, 2004

mungojerrie

First used in T.S. Eliot's Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats. Used to express admiration if a woman does a very cute and clever thing. Chanted with variations in rhythm and extra syllables.

MUNGOOOOOJERRRRRIEEEEE!
MungoJEEEEEEERie!
MUNGOJERIIIIIIIIIIIIEEE!
MungomungojerricansmungoJERRIIIIE!

by pookleblinky November 23, 2004

Wang Badang

Chinese expletive, roughly translated "Bald Turtle Egg." You will get cut if you say this in a Chinese market.

You know what the fuck I'm saying- WANG BADANG!

by pookleblinky November 29, 2004

Hari Seldon

In Isaac Asimov's Foundation Series, the creator of psychohistory, a mathematical model of human populations.

I predict that Iran will try to nuke Israel, but hey, I'm no Hari Seldon

by pookleblinky November 29, 2004