120 definitions by pmax
A fat girl who is flat chested; a fat chick who does not have big tits. An overweight girl with small boobs.
See also big fat flatty.
See also big fat flatty.
by pmax April 14, 2008
A car driven by a wigger, especially if it is a ricer and has decals, rims and Tennessee chrome and Tennessee go faster on it, and a loud muffler. Often the chav driving the wigger wagon plays really bad noise too loud on the stereo.
That stupid chav made a lot of noise as he drove by in his wigger wagon on the way to work at McDonald's.
by pmax March 11, 2008
A basketball team in the American Basketball Association during its final year, 1975-1976, before the ABA merged with the NBA. The Spirits of St. Louis were one of the few teams (the Kentucky Colonels were another that did not join the NBA in that merger. Moses Malone was a star player for the Spirits of St. Louis.
by pmax February 24, 2008
1. John's place is a royal bakery. He has a ton of kind bud sitting around, and he is generous with it, he has many things to use for smoking it, he is generous with his pot and he is always sitting around smoking it. If you go to his pad you are guaranteed to get baked.
2. Pat: "What are you doing?"
Greg: "Bakery."
Pat: "What?"
Greg: "I'm in the middle of smoking a fatty."
2. Pat: "What are you doing?"
Greg: "Bakery."
Pat: "What?"
Greg: "I'm in the middle of smoking a fatty."
by pmax February 12, 2008
Before we left to go to the Insane Clown Posse concert, I went into the bathroom to take a piss and walked in on someone doing a Juggalo Tuggalo.
by pmax February 13, 2008
A bed, mattress, futon or even a blanket or sleeping bag on which someone has ejaculated several times, especially when multiple used, dried condoms are left lying on it. This is because oyster is used as slang for ejaculate and used condoms dry up and somewhat resemble oyster shells. An oyster bed will usually belong to a slob or a hogger, almost always male.
Also a term used by fishermen and others to describe areas of seafloor where several oysters (the creatures) reside in their shells.
Also a term used by fishermen and others to describe areas of seafloor where several oysters (the creatures) reside in their shells.
Pat goes hogging in his bed all the time and doesn't change the sheets. Even worse, he leaves his jizz and dried rubbers in it. He sleeps in an oyster bed and it's disgusting.
by pmax April 23, 2010
A glutton or a fat person. Derived from Vitellius, who was both a glutton and a fat person, who was Emperor of Rome in 69 A.D. and whose short reign was notable only for his incredible gluttony. Vitellius was an obese glutton who was notoriously lazy and self-indulgent, spent most of his time as emperor eating at luxurious banquets four or five times a day, all paid for with tax money. He would send the Roman Navy to procure rare foods for his banquets.
Todd: "Jan is such a Vitellius."
Scott: "Yes. She eats at her desk all day and is way too fat and unhealthy."
Todd: "If she would get some exercise or not eat as much then maybe she wouldn't be a Vitellius."
Scott: "I don't know . . . she is quite a glutton and she spends a lot of money on stuff."
Scott: "Yes. She eats at her desk all day and is way too fat and unhealthy."
Todd: "If she would get some exercise or not eat as much then maybe she wouldn't be a Vitellius."
Scott: "I don't know . . . she is quite a glutton and she spends a lot of money on stuff."
by pmax February 10, 2008