pinto's definitions

stinky

a guy who farts all day, and does it with or by his girlfriend.

besides, a person that doesn't wash his wet (due to sweat) clothes after a bicycle ride.

dogi in the car: ohhh that was a ride
me: what's that smell coming from your direction?
dogi: oh ya i farted
me: ohhh stinky, i'm dying. and it's coming from your clothes too.

by pinto March 22, 2005

505

the cops or the police.

505 can't hold me down!

by Pinto June 17, 2005

Weapons of Mass Casualty

Any weapon that is designed to kill large numbers of people, without necessarily destroying property. However, they may also cause enormous damage as well.

Anthrax, sarin nerve gas, and nuclear weapons all fall under this category.

by Pinto July 31, 2003

bomber

A large to obscenely large amount of chewing tobacco packed in the lip. To qualify as a "bomber", the person that packs the lip must look somewhat like Bubba from Forrest Gump after insertion.

Dayum son! Jim just packed a bomber!

by Pinto May 13, 2005

whores

people who exchange sexual acts for monitary units

every girl in churhcville NY is a whore

by pinto February 3, 2003

Breath of Death

The cruellest method of execution known to man. After engaging in 69 style loving, the top partner rolls over, places his brown eye over the mouth of the bottom partner, and does a show (see doin shows!.) This may or may not be fatal or permanently disabling.

My girlfriend cheated on me, so during the "I forgive you" sex I performed the Breath of Death on her.

by Pinto March 9, 2004

amity

1) A failed social experiment in which Jewish Princesses, farm people, and everyone in between was thrown into one school. Most often results in catfights of some sort or another.

2) A three town (Orange, Woodbridge, Bethany) school district. Two junior high schools and one high school, enough mold to infest all three, with enough left over to last for about a hundred years.

Damn...can't I just go to Platt?

by Pinto March 9, 2004