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duchess

A fast food restaraunt found all over Connecticut. Natural habitat of irratible Mexicans. They make all their food to order, although one must be willing to wait a long time for the sluggish employees to deliver it. Also a habitat for elderly ladies and roaches. The drive thru is a great place to spend an hour of your day.

The cooks at Duchess don't speak English.

The heat doesn't work at Duchess.
"Daym Chris we need a better job"
"But then we'd have to do work"
"Dag."

That old lady is going to Duchess.

That guy doesn't speak English, so they'll probably make him a manager.
by Pinto March 9, 2004
mugGet the duchessmug.

canned labor

A mexican or black person performing a menial job, or mixed group of same. Comes from the ending of the words "mexiCAN" and "afriCAN."
"Hey man, my lawn is getting really long. Why don't you bop on down to West Haven and get me some canned labor?"
by Pinto September 26, 2004
mugGet the canned labormug.

bomber

A large to obscenely large amount of chewing tobacco packed in the lip. To qualify as a "bomber", the person that packs the lip must look somewhat like Bubba from Forrest Gump after insertion.
Dayum son! Jim just packed a bomber!
by Pinto May 13, 2005
mugGet the bombermug.

Weapons of Mass Casualty

Any weapon that is designed to kill large numbers of people, without necessarily destroying property. However, they may also cause enormous damage as well.
Anthrax, sarin nerve gas, and nuclear weapons all fall under this category.
by Pinto July 31, 2003
mugGet the Weapons of Mass Casualtymug.

amity

1) A failed social experiment in which Jewish Princesses, farm people, and everyone in between was thrown into one school. Most often results in catfights of some sort or another.

2) A three town (Orange, Woodbridge, Bethany) school district. Two junior high schools and one high school, enough mold to infest all three, with enough left over to last for about a hundred years.
Damn...can't I just go to Platt?
by Pinto March 9, 2004
mugGet the amitymug.

ting

short for beating. used most often in Magic:TG. Also, a lucky win.
"Every time you mise the ting, an angel gets its wings"
by Pinto July 23, 2004
mugGet the tingmug.

505

505 can't hold me down!
by Pinto June 17, 2005
mugGet the 505mug.

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