8 definitions by phx

Top Definition
A mythical place where great heroes live, as close as possible to living with the gods.
Only the finest hoes can be found in Tralee. The beer floweth like wine, and the wine floweth like the beer, and both floweth pretty damn freely. The fun never stoppeth, the spelling is archaic, and the grammar be flexible. Hooray!
by phx June 10, 2003
A small anarchistic gnome who is under the impression he is an elf. Elftor's adventures are the stuff of legend. He pimps, drinks, smokes and kills his way up the ladder of fame with his politically incorrect comics.

He has various friends, including Cheesetor, R2D2, and Cheesemonkey. To restore the ethnic balance is Jerometor, a token black man who steals watermelons and imbibes crack cocaine.

Many comics involve killing, drugs, sex, pimping and habitation inside a large mans arse. As such Elftor is not recommended for children, the politically sensitive, or anyone above the height of 14cm.
At one stage Elftor met Osama Bin Laden and educated him in the art of pimping hos. They then used some recreational drugs (cocaine, heroin, etc) and shot some people with an M16. Elftor then forced some colored people to pick his cotton, while raping several babies.
by phx April 08, 2004
To slap another persons face with an erect penis.
I cock slubbed her until she consented to oral sex.
by phx April 22, 2003
Most senior african american business partner.
Pimp these hoes? Fo' shizzle mah main nizzle!
by phx May 31, 2003
A dolphin renowned for its skill in the martial art tae kwon dolphin, Slub is a lethargic yet lethal killing machine.

In Tralee myth it is said that Slub busted an entire train of a thousand hoes out of the brothel of the Gods. In retaliation the Gods sent the hero Quorn to battle Slub, yet Slub emerged victorious and pimped evermore in the halls of Tralee.
And Behold! Slub didst battle like a tornado of water. And whereupon all dust had settled, none did prevail but Slub of Tralee.
by phx June 02, 2003
Ancient martial art, originating in Atlantis. Characterised by the rapid and precise wielding of stuffed toy dolphins. This deadly art is famous for the "Dolphin Cock Slub", a lethal strike to the face with a large dolphin.
A pimp who learns Tae Kwon Dolphin is empowered to properly pimp-slap his hoes with minimum effort.
by phx June 01, 2003
1) To club with a firm, yet slightly flexible object.

2) Mythical dolphin featured in the ancient art of tae kwon dolphin.
1) I slubbed her with my penis. (see: cock slub)

2) Slub the dolphin trained hard to master the difficult reverse tail sequence of blows.
by phx June 04, 2003
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