Definitions by phx

Elftor 

A small anarchistic gnome who is under the impression he is an elf. Elftor's adventures are the stuff of legend. He pimps, drinks, smokes and kills his way up the ladder of fame with his politically incorrect comics.

He has various friends, including Cheesetor, R2D2, and Cheesemonkey. To restore the ethnic balance is Jerometor, a token black man who steals watermelons and imbibes crack cocaine.

Many comics involve killing, drugs, sex, pimping and habitation inside a large mans arse. As such Elftor is not recommended for children, the politically sensitive, or anyone above the height of 14cm.

At one stage Elftor met Osama Bin Laden and educated him in the art of pimping hos. They then used some recreational drugs (cocaine, heroin, etc) and shot some people with an M16. Elftor then forced some colored people to pick his cotton, while raping several babies.

Elftor by phx April 8, 2004

LOPL 

(abbr) Laughing Out Pretty Loud.

A distinctive LOL, but nicer sounding and can be heard from 500m away. Invented by Reenz.

Reenz and Tigger were 'strodinary drunk, and Tigger bounced high up into the air and landed on his head, Reenz LOPLed. "Tiggers are 'strodinary bad bouncers when pished", Tigger sighed. Reenz had another LOPL.

LOPL by phx June 28, 2003

Tralee 

A mythical place where great heroes live, as close as possible to living with the gods.

Only the finest hoes can be found in Tralee. The beer floweth like wine, and the wine floweth like the beer, and both floweth pretty damn freely. The fun never stoppeth, the spelling is archaic, and the grammar be flexible. Hooray!

Tralee by phx June 10, 2003

slub

1) To club with a firm, yet slightly flexible object.

2) Mythical dolphin featured in the ancient art of tae kwon dolphin.

1) I slubbed her with my penis. (see: cock slub)

2) Slub the dolphin trained hard to master the difficult reverse tail sequence of blows.

slub by phx June 4, 2003

Slub the Dolphin 

A dolphin renowned for its skill in the martial art tae kwon dolphin, Slub is a lethargic yet lethal killing machine.

In Tralee myth it is said that Slub busted an entire train of a thousand hoes out of the brothel of the Gods. In retaliation the Gods sent the hero Quorn to battle Slub, yet Slub emerged victorious and pimped evermore in the halls of Tralee.

And Behold! Slub didst battle like a tornado of water. And whereupon all dust had settled, none did prevail but Slub of Tralee.

Slub the Dolphin by phx June 2, 2003

tae kwon dolphin 

Ancient martial art, originating in Atlantis. Characterised by the rapid and precise wielding of stuffed toy dolphins. This deadly art is famous for the "Dolphin wordCock Slub/word", a lethal strike to the face with a large dolphin.

A pimp who learns Tae Kwon Dolphin is empowered to properly pimp-slap his hoes with minimum effort.

tae kwon dolphin by phx June 1, 2003

main nizzle 

Most senior african american business partner.

Pimp these hoes? Fo' shizzle mah main nizzle!

main nizzle by phx May 31, 2003