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An acronym that stands for "Financial Allocation Ineptitude/Disability Syndrome", and refers to an inability to properly manage financial assets. Those who suffer from FAIDS usually suck horribly at Monopoly, and are constantly over-drafting their bank accounts.
Members of both sexes can suffer from FAIDS, examples being women who buy excessive amounts of clothing or men who buy useless tools that they will never use.
One of the easiest and most effective treatments for FAIDS is using scissors to cut up the victims' credit cards.
Members of both sexes can suffer from FAIDS, examples being women who buy excessive amounts of clothing or men who buy useless tools that they will never use.
One of the easiest and most effective treatments for FAIDS is using scissors to cut up the victims' credit cards.
Guy 1: "Dude, what the fuck! Don't just buy every damn property you land on, use your brain!"
Guy 2: "Sorry man... I can't help it... I don't know how to deal with my money... I.. *sniffle* I have FAIDS!"
Guy 1: "My god... I had no idea..."
Guy 2: "Sorry man... I can't help it... I don't know how to deal with my money... I.. *sniffle* I have FAIDS!"
Guy 1: "My god... I had no idea..."
by phroot January 23, 2009
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A "Cum Dumpster" may either enjoy this behavior or may be too stupid to understand that they are being used for this purpose (see: cum-dumbster). This behavior may coincide with those of a slut/skank/slore/skeeze/whore.
Alternate spellings include "cum-dumpster", "cumdumpster", and "Bobbi Starr"
A "Cum Dumpster" may either enjoy this behavior or may be too stupid to understand that they are being used for this purpose (see: cum-dumbster). This behavior may coincide with those of a slut/skank/slore/skeeze/whore.
Alternate spellings include "cum-dumpster", "cumdumpster", and "Bobbi Starr"
Guy #1: "Holy shit, last night Angie gave damn near everyone at the party blowjobs. I think every guy there wound up blowing his load in her mouth."
Guy #2: "Christ, what a Cum Dumpster."
Guy #2: "Christ, what a Cum Dumpster."
by phroot October 15, 2008
Get the Cum Dumpster mug.1. The term used to describe two people cuddled up together so tight that their body heat creates a warm sensation.
Remaining in this position for a length of time would be referred to as "baking a cuddlebun".
Remaining in this position for a length of time would be referred to as "baking a cuddlebun".
Well sweets, how about after you get off work you come over here. We'll throw on a movie and bake a nice cuddlebun.
by phroot March 27, 2009
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2. A device used to generate various band names, i.e., The Rubber Knives, RubbaNife, Da RubbaNyfe Krew, etc.
3. An object used to irritate Adam and scare cats.
2. A device used to generate various band names, i.e., The Rubber Knives, RubbaNife, Da RubbaNyfe Krew, etc.
3. An object used to irritate Adam and scare cats.
1. Man, that rubber knife solves everything!
2. Hmm...lets try to think of a country band name from rubber Knife
3. *stab* *stab* rubba knife!!! rubba knife! *stab* *stab*
2. Hmm...lets try to think of a country band name from rubber Knife
3. *stab* *stab* rubba knife!!! rubba knife! *stab* *stab*
by Phroot January 8, 2008
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2. The traditional rainbow-colored flag representative of the gay/lesbian/bisexual/transgendered community.
2. The traditional rainbow-colored flag representative of the gay/lesbian/bisexual/transgendered community.
(1) Guy #1:"Dude, when I first met Dave, I saw an immediate Fag Flag."
Guy #2: "Totally, he was just radiating gayness."
(2) Dave: "Oh yeah, let's go there, there's a Fag Flag in the window, I bet we can meet hotties there!"
Guy #2: "Totally, he was just radiating gayness."
(2) Dave: "Oh yeah, let's go there, there's a Fag Flag in the window, I bet we can meet hotties there!"
by phroot March 4, 2009
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The adjective form of "Whore" would be "Whore-like" or "Whore-ish", and can be used to describle style of dress or behaviors that would correspond with a whore.
"Whore" is most often used when referring to a female who exhibits said characteristics. When in reference to males, the term "Man-Whore" is often used.
See also: slut
The adjective form of "Whore" would be "Whore-like" or "Whore-ish", and can be used to describle style of dress or behaviors that would correspond with a whore.
"Whore" is most often used when referring to a female who exhibits said characteristics. When in reference to males, the term "Man-Whore" is often used.
See also: slut
by phroot October 15, 2008
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Guy #1: "Man, look at that Emo faggot."
Guy #2: "Are you an Emo Hater?"
Guy #1: "Yeah, I am. That Emo kid thinks that displaying the Emo 'label' will make up for his lack of personality and social ineptitude."
Guy #2: "Are you an Emo Hater?"
Guy #1: "Yeah, I am. That Emo kid thinks that displaying the Emo 'label' will make up for his lack of personality and social ineptitude."
by phroot October 15, 2008
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