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1. (Noun) LaPorte is a shithole located in the state of Indiana. It is located at 41°36′33″N, 86°43′3″W.
2. (Adjective) LaPorte can be used to describe a horrible, uninhabitable, place.
"La Porte" is French for "The Door", in this case, the door to Hell.
2. (Adjective) LaPorte can be used to describe a horrible, uninhabitable, place.
"La Porte" is French for "The Door", in this case, the door to Hell.
1. "Dude, I just left LaPorte, IN. Thank God I got out before I turned 21, or I would have been trapped there forever."
2. "Jesus Christ! This place is a mess! What a LaPorte..."
2. "Jesus Christ! This place is a mess! What a LaPorte..."
by phroot October 11, 2008
Get the LaPorte, IN mug.1. The fermented liquid byproduct resulting from a woman who does not practice proper vaginal hygine.
2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.
2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.
1. "Holy shit dude, I could smell the crotch beer brewing before I even got her panties off..."
2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."
2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."
by phroot February 3, 2014
Get the Crotch Beer mug.1. (n) A person who is attracted to the Emo lifestyle, but isn't necessarily Emo themselves.
2. (n) A person (usually female) who will do anything to get close to a member of a shitty Emo band (i.e. My Chemical Romance)after a concert.
2. (n) A person (usually female) who will do anything to get close to a member of a shitty Emo band (i.e. My Chemical Romance)after a concert.
1. Guy #1: "Oh man, Jaime is so hot... I don't know what it is about the black hair amd excessive eyeliner.."
Guy #2: "You must be an Emo-Groupie or something."
2. Girl #1: "OMGOMGOMG!! IT'S (Insert faggy Emo band member here) OMG!!!"
Girl #2: "Would you calm the fuck down!? You are a serious Emo-Groupie..."
Guy #2: "You must be an Emo-Groupie or something."
2. Girl #1: "OMGOMGOMG!! IT'S (Insert faggy Emo band member here) OMG!!!"
Girl #2: "Would you calm the fuck down!? You are a serious Emo-Groupie..."
by phroot October 15, 2008
Get the Emo-Groupie mug.1. A certain vibe that fills the air when Emo's conglomerate. It is often felt outside of "My Chemical Romance" concerts.
2. The smell of an Emo kid's greasy un-washed hair.
3. The smell of Patchouli.
It is sometimes hyphenated.
2. The smell of an Emo kid's greasy un-washed hair.
3. The smell of Patchouli.
It is sometimes hyphenated.
Guy #1: "Hey man, let's go to th- wait... do you smell that?"
Guy #2: "Yeah... Emo Stench.."
Guy #1: "Shit. Let's get out of here before we wind up reeking like them."
Guy #2: "Yeah... Emo Stench.."
Guy #1: "Shit. Let's get out of here before we wind up reeking like them."
by phroot October 15, 2008
Get the Emo Stench mug.1. An object, made of rubber or other pliable synthetic material, that is shaped like a knife.
2. A device used to generate various band names, i.e., The Rubber Knives, RubbaNife, Da RubbaNyfe Krew, etc.
3. An object used to irritate Adam and scare cats.
2. A device used to generate various band names, i.e., The Rubber Knives, RubbaNife, Da RubbaNyfe Krew, etc.
3. An object used to irritate Adam and scare cats.
1. Man, that rubber knife solves everything!
2. Hmm...lets try to think of a country band name from rubber Knife
3. *stab* *stab* rubba knife!!! rubba knife! *stab* *stab*
2. Hmm...lets try to think of a country band name from rubber Knife
3. *stab* *stab* rubba knife!!! rubba knife! *stab* *stab*
by Phroot January 8, 2008
Get the Rubber Knife mug.1. (n) Leader of the Autobots, the protagonist of the Transformers universe. Originally transformed into a red cab-over semi-truck, his form has evolved through the various iterations of the Transformers universe (see Optimus Primal).
He is known for his strong leadership and courage and would easily sacrifice himself for the safety of others. His selfless personality is one of many traits that made him a great leader. Optimus Prime could be easily described as a "reluctant warrior", in that he only engages in war when absolutely necessary. It is possible this attitude prolonged the Autobot/Decepticon war.
He and Megatron (or his numerous iterations) have always shared a mutual respect for each other, and have opposed each other in nearly every depiction of the Transformers universe.
In the 1986 Transformers animated film, Optimus Prime was killed after a fierce battle with Megatron, but his character returned several times during the series.
Optimus Prime was the most liked character among young viewers of the original series, although his toy was not the highest selling (original release, excludes all others).
He is known for his strong leadership and courage and would easily sacrifice himself for the safety of others. His selfless personality is one of many traits that made him a great leader. Optimus Prime could be easily described as a "reluctant warrior", in that he only engages in war when absolutely necessary. It is possible this attitude prolonged the Autobot/Decepticon war.
He and Megatron (or his numerous iterations) have always shared a mutual respect for each other, and have opposed each other in nearly every depiction of the Transformers universe.
In the 1986 Transformers animated film, Optimus Prime was killed after a fierce battle with Megatron, but his character returned several times during the series.
Optimus Prime was the most liked character among young viewers of the original series, although his toy was not the highest selling (original release, excludes all others).
Optimus: "One shall stand.., One shall fall."
Megatron: "Why throw away your life so recklessly?"
Optimus Prime: That's a question you should ask yourself, Megatron.."
Megatron: "Why throw away your life so recklessly?"
Optimus Prime: That's a question you should ask yourself, Megatron.."
by phroot October 15, 2008
Get the Optimus Prime mug.1. The term used to describe two people cuddled up together so tight that their body heat creates a warm sensation.
Remaining in this position for a length of time would be referred to as "baking a cuddlebun".
Remaining in this position for a length of time would be referred to as "baking a cuddlebun".
Well sweets, how about after you get off work you come over here. We'll throw on a movie and bake a nice cuddlebun.
by phroot March 27, 2009
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