1. (n) "Ah-So-Geh" A made-up Japanese word, that is in fact an acronym for "A Series Of Gay Events". When used online or in text-messages, it is often spelled without the "o" (ASGE).
It's meaning refers to a series of events that are not too severe, but are just... gay.
It's meaning refers to a series of events that are not too severe, but are just... gay.
Guy #1: "How was your week?"
Guy #2: "Well, first the oil pump in my truck died, then I wound up with a bucket of cow dung falling on my head, my neighbor shit in my sink, and my dog turned inside-out."
Guy #1: "Wow.. Asoge.."
Guy #2: "Well, first the oil pump in my truck died, then I wound up with a bucket of cow dung falling on my head, my neighbor shit in my sink, and my dog turned inside-out."
Guy #1: "Wow.. Asoge.."
by phroot October 15, 2008
Get the Asogemug. 1. (n) Leader of the Autobots, the protagonist of the Transformers universe. Originally transformed into a red cab-over semi-truck, his form has evolved through the various iterations of the Transformers universe (see Optimus Primal).
He is known for his strong leadership and courage and would easily sacrifice himself for the safety of others. His selfless personality is one of many traits that made him a great leader. Optimus Prime could be easily described as a "reluctant warrior", in that he only engages in war when absolutely necessary. It is possible this attitude prolonged the Autobot/Decepticon war.
He and Megatron (or his numerous iterations) have always shared a mutual respect for each other, and have opposed each other in nearly every depiction of the Transformers universe.
In the 1986 Transformers animated film, Optimus Prime was killed after a fierce battle with Megatron, but his character returned several times during the series.
Optimus Prime was the most liked character among young viewers of the original series, although his toy was not the highest selling (original release, excludes all others).
He is known for his strong leadership and courage and would easily sacrifice himself for the safety of others. His selfless personality is one of many traits that made him a great leader. Optimus Prime could be easily described as a "reluctant warrior", in that he only engages in war when absolutely necessary. It is possible this attitude prolonged the Autobot/Decepticon war.
He and Megatron (or his numerous iterations) have always shared a mutual respect for each other, and have opposed each other in nearly every depiction of the Transformers universe.
In the 1986 Transformers animated film, Optimus Prime was killed after a fierce battle with Megatron, but his character returned several times during the series.
Optimus Prime was the most liked character among young viewers of the original series, although his toy was not the highest selling (original release, excludes all others).
Optimus: "One shall stand.., One shall fall."
Megatron: "Why throw away your life so recklessly?"
Optimus Prime: That's a question you should ask yourself, Megatron.."
Megatron: "Why throw away your life so recklessly?"
Optimus Prime: That's a question you should ask yourself, Megatron.."
by phroot October 15, 2008
Get the Optimus Primemug. 1. An object, made of rubber or other pliable synthetic material, that is shaped like a knife.
2. A device used to generate various band names, i.e., The Rubber Knives, RubbaNife, Da RubbaNyfe Krew, etc.
3. An object used to irritate Adam and scare cats.
2. A device used to generate various band names, i.e., The Rubber Knives, RubbaNife, Da RubbaNyfe Krew, etc.
3. An object used to irritate Adam and scare cats.
1. Man, that rubber knife solves everything!
2. Hmm...lets try to think of a country band name from rubber Knife
3. *stab* *stab* rubba knife!!! rubba knife! *stab* *stab*
2. Hmm...lets try to think of a country band name from rubber Knife
3. *stab* *stab* rubba knife!!! rubba knife! *stab* *stab*
by Phroot January 08, 2008
Get the Rubber Knifemug. 1. (n) A person who is attracted to the Emo lifestyle, but isn't necessarily Emo themselves.
2. (n) A person (usually female) who will do anything to get close to a member of a shitty Emo band (i.e. My Chemical Romance)after a concert.
2. (n) A person (usually female) who will do anything to get close to a member of a shitty Emo band (i.e. My Chemical Romance)after a concert.
1. Guy #1: "Oh man, Jaime is so hot... I don't know what it is about the black hair amd excessive eyeliner.."
Guy #2: "You must be an Emo-Groupie or something."
2. Girl #1: "OMGOMGOMG!! IT'S (Insert faggy Emo band member here) OMG!!!"
Girl #2: "Would you calm the fuck down!? You are a serious Emo-Groupie..."
Guy #2: "You must be an Emo-Groupie or something."
2. Girl #1: "OMGOMGOMG!! IT'S (Insert faggy Emo band member here) OMG!!!"
Girl #2: "Would you calm the fuck down!? You are a serious Emo-Groupie..."
by phroot October 15, 2008
Get the Emo-Groupiemug. 1. A certain vibe that fills the air when Emo's conglomerate. It is often felt outside of "My Chemical Romance" concerts.
2. The smell of an Emo kid's greasy un-washed hair.
3. The smell of Patchouli.
It is sometimes hyphenated.
2. The smell of an Emo kid's greasy un-washed hair.
3. The smell of Patchouli.
It is sometimes hyphenated.
Guy #1: "Hey man, let's go to th- wait... do you smell that?"
Guy #2: "Yeah... Emo Stench.."
Guy #1: "Shit. Let's get out of here before we wind up reeking like them."
Guy #2: "Yeah... Emo Stench.."
Guy #1: "Shit. Let's get out of here before we wind up reeking like them."
by phroot October 15, 2008
Get the Emo Stenchmug. 1. A person that hides hides his uncertanties, lack of self-confidence, lack of personality, and social ineptitude behind a label so that these qualities appear to be trendy, and make him/her more appealing to a like-minded person of the opposite sex.
2. A "lifestyle". This is actually false, as being Emo is not a lifestyle, it is simply an ambiguous label.
3. A trend that has unfortunately become popular, thanks to corporations and music labels pushing goods that relate to the Emo label.
4. Anything related to the above definitions.
2. A "lifestyle". This is actually false, as being Emo is not a lifestyle, it is simply an ambiguous label.
3. A trend that has unfortunately become popular, thanks to corporations and music labels pushing goods that relate to the Emo label.
4. Anything related to the above definitions.
Emo Kid: "My life is terrible. I am without love. Woe is me."
Normal Guy: "Yeah, your life is terrible, considering you live with your parents who provide you with everything you need, including an allowance so you can buy your stupid clothes and music. Why don't you go steal your sister's pants, write some shitty poetry, and take some poorly-lit, out-of-focus, extreme close-up pictures of yourself to post on your 'blog."
Emo Kid: "You just don't understand what it's like to be one of us!"
Normal Guy: "One of 'US'? You mean one of you people who play into a stupid trend, but somehow think that they are unique and interesting? What is there to understand?"
Emo Kid: *sniffle*.. "I'm gonna' go cut myself now...."
Normal Guy: "Yeah, your life is terrible, considering you live with your parents who provide you with everything you need, including an allowance so you can buy your stupid clothes and music. Why don't you go steal your sister's pants, write some shitty poetry, and take some poorly-lit, out-of-focus, extreme close-up pictures of yourself to post on your 'blog."
Emo Kid: "You just don't understand what it's like to be one of us!"
Normal Guy: "One of 'US'? You mean one of you people who play into a stupid trend, but somehow think that they are unique and interesting? What is there to understand?"
Emo Kid: *sniffle*.. "I'm gonna' go cut myself now...."
by phroot October 15, 2008
Get the Emomug. 1. Intelligent people who hate Emo Kids, and everything else pertaining to the Emo "lifestyle". Emo Haters do not hate people that show emotions or feelings. Emo Haters hate Emo Kids exclusively.
Guy #1: "Man, look at that Emo faggot."
Guy #2: "Are you an Emo Hater?"
Guy #1: "Yeah, I am. That Emo kid thinks that displaying the Emo 'label' will make up for his lack of personality and social ineptitude."
Guy #2: "Are you an Emo Hater?"
Guy #1: "Yeah, I am. That Emo kid thinks that displaying the Emo 'label' will make up for his lack of personality and social ineptitude."
by phroot October 15, 2008
Get the Emo Hatermug.