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1. (n) One who exhibits slut- or whore-like qualities, but is known to be more filthy, dirty, and of lower moral standards than the average slut.
"Skeeze" was formed by combination of the words "skank" and "sleeze", and can be used in an adjective form, i.e. "skeezy" or "skeeze-like". Generally "skeeze" implies qualities that are lower than those of a skank, sleeze, slut, or whore.
See also: skank, sleeze/sleaze
"Skeeze" was formed by combination of the words "skank" and "sleeze", and can be used in an adjective form, i.e. "skeezy" or "skeeze-like". Generally "skeeze" implies qualities that are lower than those of a skank, sleeze, slut, or whore.
See also: skank, sleeze/sleaze
Guy #1: "Jesus.. look at that girl.. is that a skirt or a belt? I can't tell.."
Guy #2: "Stay away from that man.. I've heard that she has more crabs than Red Lobster, and that she let some guy piss in her mouth for $5."
Guy #1: "Holy shit.., what a skeeze..."
Guy #2: "Stay away from that man.. I've heard that she has more crabs than Red Lobster, and that she let some guy piss in her mouth for $5."
Guy #1: "Holy shit.., what a skeeze..."
by phroot October 15, 2008
Get the Skeeze mug.1. Intelligent people who hate Emo Kids, and everything else pertaining to the Emo "lifestyle". Emo Haters do not hate people that show emotions or feelings. Emo Haters hate Emo Kids exclusively.
Guy #1: "Man, look at that Emo faggot."
Guy #2: "Are you an Emo Hater?"
Guy #1: "Yeah, I am. That Emo kid thinks that displaying the Emo 'label' will make up for his lack of personality and social ineptitude."
Guy #2: "Are you an Emo Hater?"
Guy #1: "Yeah, I am. That Emo kid thinks that displaying the Emo 'label' will make up for his lack of personality and social ineptitude."
by phroot October 15, 2008
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1. A bastardization of the phrase "mom and them". This word is most commonly heard uttered by people hailing from the "Dirty South" region of America and applys to both black and white races.
It is related to the word "moms", note the unnecessary plurals.
1. A bastardization of the phrase "mom and them". This word is most commonly heard uttered by people hailing from the "Dirty South" region of America and applys to both black and white races.
It is related to the word "moms", note the unnecessary plurals.
by phroot February 21, 2009
Get the momanyms mug.An acronym that stands for "Financial Allocation Ineptitude/Disability Syndrome", and refers to an inability to properly manage financial assets. Those who suffer from FAIDS usually suck horribly at Monopoly, and are constantly over-drafting their bank accounts.
Members of both sexes can suffer from FAIDS, examples being women who buy excessive amounts of clothing or men who buy useless tools that they will never use.
One of the easiest and most effective treatments for FAIDS is using scissors to cut up the victims' credit cards.
Members of both sexes can suffer from FAIDS, examples being women who buy excessive amounts of clothing or men who buy useless tools that they will never use.
One of the easiest and most effective treatments for FAIDS is using scissors to cut up the victims' credit cards.
Guy 1: "Dude, what the fuck! Don't just buy every damn property you land on, use your brain!"
Guy 2: "Sorry man... I can't help it... I don't know how to deal with my money... I.. *sniffle* I have FAIDS!"
Guy 1: "My god... I had no idea..."
Guy 2: "Sorry man... I can't help it... I don't know how to deal with my money... I.. *sniffle* I have FAIDS!"
Guy 1: "My god... I had no idea..."
by phroot January 23, 2009
Get the FAIDS mug.1. (n) A person who will sleep with nearly anyone (sometimes regardless of gender) for financial gain.
The adjective form of "Whore" would be "Whore-like" or "Whore-ish", and can be used to describle style of dress or behaviors that would correspond with a whore.
"Whore" is most often used when referring to a female who exhibits said characteristics. When in reference to males, the term "Man-Whore" is often used.
See also: slut
The adjective form of "Whore" would be "Whore-like" or "Whore-ish", and can be used to describle style of dress or behaviors that would correspond with a whore.
"Whore" is most often used when referring to a female who exhibits said characteristics. When in reference to males, the term "Man-Whore" is often used.
See also: slut
by phroot October 15, 2008
Get the Whore mug.The designated space between two males when sitting on a couch/bench/etc. Males should sit as far as possible/practical. The name is derived from the very first thing you say when somebody violates said space: "DUDE!.....WTF are you doing!?"
Only temporary violations of Dude Space are allowed, i.e., Dude #1 is busy talking to a chick, so Dude #2 reaches over his leg to grab the Doritos.
On a couch that seats three people, properly alloted Dude Space would require both dudes to sit with the middle seat unoccupied.
Only temporary violations of Dude Space are allowed, i.e., Dude #1 is busy talking to a chick, so Dude #2 reaches over his leg to grab the Doritos.
On a couch that seats three people, properly alloted Dude Space would require both dudes to sit with the middle seat unoccupied.
Dude #1: "Hey man, Let's play some Rainbow Six: Vegas."
Dude #2: "Sure, hand me a controller."
Dude #1: "Dude...what the hell are you doing?"
Dude #2: "Playing RS:V....why?"
Dude #1: "Scoot over...you're violating my dude space."
Dude #2: "Sure, hand me a controller."
Dude #1: "Dude...what the hell are you doing?"
Dude #2: "Playing RS:V....why?"
Dude #1: "Scoot over...you're violating my dude space."
by phroot December 9, 2008
Get the Dude Space mug.1. An object, made of rubber or other pliable synthetic material, that is shaped like a knife.
2. A device used to generate various band names, i.e., The Rubber Knives, RubbaNife, Da RubbaNyfe Krew, etc.
3. An object used to irritate Adam and scare cats.
2. A device used to generate various band names, i.e., The Rubber Knives, RubbaNife, Da RubbaNyfe Krew, etc.
3. An object used to irritate Adam and scare cats.
1. Man, that rubber knife solves everything!
2. Hmm...lets try to think of a country band name from rubber Knife
3. *stab* *stab* rubba knife!!! rubba knife! *stab* *stab*
2. Hmm...lets try to think of a country band name from rubber Knife
3. *stab* *stab* rubba knife!!! rubba knife! *stab* *stab*
by Phroot January 8, 2008
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