1. (n) "Ah-So-Geh" A made-up Japanese word, that is in fact an acronym for "A Series Of Gay Events". When used online or in text-messages, it is often spelled without the "o" (ASGE).
It's meaning refers to a series of events that are not too severe, but are just... gay.
It's meaning refers to a series of events that are not too severe, but are just... gay.
Guy #1: "How was your week?"
Guy #2: "Well, first the oil pump in my truck died, then I wound up with a bucket of cow dung falling on my head, my neighbor shit in my sink, and my dog turned inside-out."
Guy #1: "Wow.. Asoge.."
Guy #2: "Well, first the oil pump in my truck died, then I wound up with a bucket of cow dung falling on my head, my neighbor shit in my sink, and my dog turned inside-out."
Guy #1: "Wow.. Asoge.."
by phroot August 22, 2008
1. (n) Leader of the Autobots, the protagonist of the Transformers universe. Originally transformed into a red cab-over semi-truck, his form has evolved through the various iterations of the Transformers universe (see Optimus Primal).
He is known for his strong leadership and courage and would easily sacrifice himself for the safety of others. His selfless personality is one of many traits that made him a great leader. Optimus Prime could be easily described as a "reluctant warrior", in that he only engages in war when absolutely necessary. It is possible this attitude prolonged the Autobot/Decepticon war.
He and Megatron (or his numerous iterations) have always shared a mutual respect for each other, and have opposed each other in nearly every depiction of the Transformers universe.
In the 1986 Transformers animated film, Optimus Prime was killed after a fierce battle with Megatron, but his character returned several times during the series.
Optimus Prime was the most liked character among young viewers of the original series, although his toy was not the highest selling (original release, excludes all others).
He is known for his strong leadership and courage and would easily sacrifice himself for the safety of others. His selfless personality is one of many traits that made him a great leader. Optimus Prime could be easily described as a "reluctant warrior", in that he only engages in war when absolutely necessary. It is possible this attitude prolonged the Autobot/Decepticon war.
He and Megatron (or his numerous iterations) have always shared a mutual respect for each other, and have opposed each other in nearly every depiction of the Transformers universe.
In the 1986 Transformers animated film, Optimus Prime was killed after a fierce battle with Megatron, but his character returned several times during the series.
Optimus Prime was the most liked character among young viewers of the original series, although his toy was not the highest selling (original release, excludes all others).
Optimus: "One shall stand.., One shall fall."
Megatron: "Why throw away your life so recklessly?"
Optimus Prime: That's a question you should ask yourself, Megatron.."
Megatron: "Why throw away your life so recklessly?"
Optimus Prime: That's a question you should ask yourself, Megatron.."
by phroot August 22, 2008
1. The mental warning (red flag) you get when detecting a homosexual vibe upon first meeting someone
2. The traditional rainbow-colored flag representative of the gay/lesbian/bisexual/transgendered community.
2. The traditional rainbow-colored flag representative of the gay/lesbian/bisexual/transgendered community.
(1) Guy #1:"Dude, when I first met Dave, I saw an immediate Fag Flag."
Guy #2: "Totally, he was just radiating gayness."
(2) Dave: "Oh yeah, let's go there, there's a Fag Flag in the window, I bet we can meet hotties there!"
Guy #2: "Totally, he was just radiating gayness."
(2) Dave: "Oh yeah, let's go there, there's a Fag Flag in the window, I bet we can meet hotties there!"
by phroot March 05, 2009
1. The term used to describe two people cuddled up together so tight that their body heat creates a warm sensation.
Remaining in this position for a length of time would be referred to as "baking a cuddlebun".
Remaining in this position for a length of time would be referred to as "baking a cuddlebun".
Well sweets, how about after you get off work you come over here. We'll throw on a movie and bake a nice cuddlebun.
by phroot March 27, 2009
1. An object, made of rubber or other pliable synthetic material, that is shaped like a knife.
2. A device used to generate various band names, i.e., The Rubber Knives, RubbaNife, Da RubbaNyfe Krew, etc.
3. An object used to irritate Adam and scare cats.
2. A device used to generate various band names, i.e., The Rubber Knives, RubbaNife, Da RubbaNyfe Krew, etc.
3. An object used to irritate Adam and scare cats.
1. Man, that rubber knife solves everything!
2. Hmm...lets try to think of a country band name from rubber Knife
3. *stab* *stab* rubba knife!!! rubba knife! *stab* *stab*
2. Hmm...lets try to think of a country band name from rubber Knife
3. *stab* *stab* rubba knife!!! rubba knife! *stab* *stab*
by Phroot December 20, 2007
1. A person that hides hides his uncertanties, lack of self-confidence, lack of personality, and social ineptitude behind a label so that these qualities appear to be trendy, and make him/her more appealing to a like-minded person of the opposite sex.
2. A "lifestyle". This is actually false, as being Emo is not a lifestyle, it is simply an ambiguous label.
3. A trend that has unfortunately become popular, thanks to corporations and music labels pushing goods that relate to the Emo label.
4. Anything related to the above definitions.
2. A "lifestyle". This is actually false, as being Emo is not a lifestyle, it is simply an ambiguous label.
3. A trend that has unfortunately become popular, thanks to corporations and music labels pushing goods that relate to the Emo label.
4. Anything related to the above definitions.
Emo Kid: "My life is terrible. I am without love. Woe is me."
Normal Guy: "Yeah, your life is terrible, considering you live with your parents who provide you with everything you need, including an allowance so you can buy your stupid clothes and music. Why don't you go steal your sister's pants, write some shitty poetry, and take some poorly-lit, out-of-focus, extreme close-up pictures of yourself to post on your 'blog."
Emo Kid: "You just don't understand what it's like to be one of us!"
Normal Guy: "One of 'US'? You mean one of you people who play into a stupid trend, but somehow think that they are unique and interesting? What is there to understand?"
Emo Kid: *sniffle*.. "I'm gonna' go cut myself now...."
Normal Guy: "Yeah, your life is terrible, considering you live with your parents who provide you with everything you need, including an allowance so you can buy your stupid clothes and music. Why don't you go steal your sister's pants, write some shitty poetry, and take some poorly-lit, out-of-focus, extreme close-up pictures of yourself to post on your 'blog."
Emo Kid: "You just don't understand what it's like to be one of us!"
Normal Guy: "One of 'US'? You mean one of you people who play into a stupid trend, but somehow think that they are unique and interesting? What is there to understand?"
Emo Kid: *sniffle*.. "I'm gonna' go cut myself now...."
by phroot August 21, 2008
1. The fermented liquid byproduct resulting from a woman who does not practice proper vaginal hygine.
2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.
2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.
1. "Holy shit dude, I could smell the crotch beer brewing before I even got her panties off..."
2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."
2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."
by phroot February 04, 2014