phlegmat's definitions

wahad click

it's like double click, in the computer meaning, but only one click instead of two.
based on the word wahad, which is the Arabic word for `One`.

- "How do I open this file. Shall i double click on it"?
- "Oh, no. Wahad Click"!

by phlegmat May 17, 2005

do me a child

an Israeli expression said by someone to someone he/she admires, meaning "have sex with me".
May appear in creative forms such as "do me a triplets".

- "Harel Ska'at, do me a child"!

by phlegmat March 22, 2005

slapped by Jesus

An expreesion, which describes a state of a person or a thing, who got beaten so hard, that is out of order or temporary paralyzed/dysfunctioning.

- "Damn it, my computer has ceased to work suddenly".
- "It was probaby slapped by Jesus".

by phlegmat March 25, 2005

romantic gesture

as simple as it sounds. a kiss, a passionate hug or any other act may be thought to be a romantic gesture.

- hey! what are you doing?!
- i just wanted to give you a romantic gesture.

by phlegmat September 22, 2005

beit zonot

A Hebrew phrase, which means "whorehouse". Widely used in the Israeli army, IDF, to describe a situation or a place, in which fun is being made.
Commonly used also among the Israelis.

- "So, Yossi, how is your service"?
- "Great! I am doing beit zonot in the Kirya".

(The Kirya is the ultimate military base of the jobnicks).

by phlegmat May 13, 2005

jobnick

A term refers to a soldier in the IDF, whose profile is 64 or below, and is not a fighter, but in less important position, mostly clerical one.

The classic jobnick serves in the Kirya and comes back home everyday at 5 pm.

by phlegmat March 21, 2005

impeaching tools

The act of dish washing. A smart-ass literal translation from the Hebrew phrase for "dish washing".

- Hey, dude, can you come and give me a hand?
- Just a moment, I'm impeaching tools.

by phlegmat April 15, 2010