phlegmat's definitions

impeaching tools

The act of dish washing. A smart-ass literal translation from the Hebrew phrase for "dish washing".

- Hey, dude, can you come and give me a hand?
- Just a moment, I'm impeaching tools.

by phlegmat April 15, 2010

in the light, which I see

Something an Ars from Bat-Yam would probably swear in, to prove his innocence.
from Hebrew.

"I didn't do it. I swear to you in the light, which I see".

by phlegmat March 26, 2005

zalman

a guy wearing his shorts rediculously.

Zalman, he's got shorts
reaching his knees

by phlegmat March 21, 2005

nhnh

Not Helpful, Not Harmful.
Based on the Israeli army slang "Lamlam" (LMLM) - Lo Mo'eil, Lo Mazik.

This soldier is nhnh.

by phlegmat March 23, 2005

do me a child

an Israeli expression said by someone to someone he/she admires, meaning "have sex with me".
May appear in creative forms such as "do me a triplets".

- "Harel Ska'at, do me a child"!

by phlegmat March 22, 2005

romantic gesture

as simple as it sounds. a kiss, a passionate hug or any other act may be thought to be a romantic gesture.

- hey! what are you doing?!
- i just wanted to give you a romantic gesture.

by phlegmat September 22, 2005

slapped by Jesus

An expreesion, which describes a state of a person or a thing, who got beaten so hard, that is out of order or temporary paralyzed/dysfunctioning.

- "Damn it, my computer has ceased to work suddenly".
- "It was probaby slapped by Jesus".

by phlegmat March 25, 2005