peg leg pete's definitions

screen door

an extremely slutty female. the name screen door means that everyone gets a slam.

You hooked up with Katie. Thta bitch is a total screen door.

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

dodo smack

The act of slapping some dirty tramp across the face with a powerful penis thrust
(Pretty much the same as a mushroom stamp, but without the stamp).
If completed successfully, it will knock the bitch out 7 times out of 10.

Last night Debbie was being a complete twatmunch, so I dodo smacked that bitch and she was out for a good 2 and a half hours.

by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007

GET SICK

An exclamation used after you have beaten some worthless bitch to a bloody pult. Usually accompanied by a spray of saliva going all over the well-deserving victims face.

After twerking Joey in Halo 3, Peter exclaimed proudly, "Get Sick!"

by Peg Leg Pete October 29, 2007

Poet

A reference to a homosexual person. Derived from the fact that many of the historical poets were actually gay, and many of the modern ones are too.

Is he wearing a pink polo with the collar popped? What a poet!

by Peg Leg Pete May 6, 2008

HST's

hot sluts with tits. a.k.a.- goddesses

Lets invite a few HST's and some triple B's over.

by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007

sour shower

giving someone a golden shower after not consuming any beverages for an extended period of time. Urine is very yellow and will cause the recepient to pucker in enjoyment.

Bill- "I haven't had anything to drink in 2 weeks."

Joe- "Me either"

Bill- "Lets exchange sour showers"

by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007

Gizmos

code name for beer popular among underage drinkers.

"you got any gizmos?"

"you bet your ass I do"

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007