peg leg pete's definitions

crazy cracka

a term that many black people use for an insane white boy. many times affiliated with potheads and drug dealers.

what the hell is that crazy cracka doin'?

by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007

get blitzed

a workout program that involves the use of muscle-enhancing supplements which is guaranteed to transform a 100 pound scrawny white boy into a 200 pound bulked up force to be reckon with.

"Are you taking muscle milk?"

"Yeah, I'm fixin' to get blitzed son."

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

groseback

a hairstyle common among 30 to 40 year old men which consists of shaving your head bald and seeing if it grows back.

Did you get a haircut?

Yeah, I just shaved my head and I'm hopin' it groseback.

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

screen door

an extremely slutty female. the name screen door means that everyone gets a slam.

You hooked up with Katie. Thta bitch is a total screen door.

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

gravity hammer

a weapon highly valuable in Halo 3.

another name for a penis.

Pick up that gravity hammer, it's uber.

My gravity hammer tore that bitch up.

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

cut it off

while peeing in public an event occurs such as a cop or pedestrian driving by, and you are forced to stop in mid-stream by squeezing the penis in order to hault the flow.

Her come the 5-0 son, hurry up and cut it off.

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

bitch betta' recognize

what you tell some disrespectful twat who needs put in their place. It is most effective if while saying it you raise your hand in a threatening motion as to put 4 fingers across the side of the persons face.

Pat - "go get me a hamburger fuck stick"

Sally - "no"

Pat - "Bitch betta' recognize"

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007