8 definitions by pedro calhoun

fauxmosexual

1. n - a straight man/boy, who puts on the affectation of gayness to get attention and affection from gay boys, with the underhanded goal of attracting girls. While this may include some of the elements of metrosexuality, such as fashion, and pampering, it is more concerned with mannerisms, and body language, and tastes associated with, and directed toward, gay men.

(see also: fauxmo, fauxmophobic, fag hag)

Johnny is such a fauxmosexual, look at the way he's dancing to Cher.

by pedro calhoun February 24, 2004

nobably

1. adverb : probably not. seeming reasonably untrue, afactual, or not to be expected : with much doubt.

Yeah, we're nobably going out tonight, i've got too much work to do.

by pedro calhoun March 8, 2004

slackademic

slackademic - someone who has continuously gone to college since graduating high school, is over 24 and still has not received a bachelors degree.

"i'm afraid if i go to junior college after high school i will turn into a slackademic"

by pedro calhoun January 12, 2004

bromance

1. an emotional attraction between bros. often the attraction is expressed physically through wrestling, nuggies, and head locks. in the more advanced stages hugging, snuggling, spooning, and even kissing may be included.

'bro, before j.lo got in the way, ben affleck and matt damon had a total bromance going on.'

by pedro calhoun January 14, 2004

fauxmophobic

1. n - The intolerance, mostly by gay men, of fauxmosexuals invading their scene.

(see also: fauxmo, fauxmosexual)

Bob is so fauxmophobic, he's been teased one too many times by those straight boys dancing to Cher.

by pedro calhoun February 24, 2004

antidextrous

1. adj. - lacking dexterity in either hand.

'he can't throw very well with either hand, he's antidextrous'

by pedro calhoun January 9, 2004

kook

1. n - the opposite of a bro.

Those kooks better stay away from our chicks.

by pedro calhoun February 24, 2004