Definitions by peanutismint
Dishrack Cannibal
A person who takes recently washed (or dirty but re-useable) kitchen utensils or crockery from a dish rack rather than taking new ones out of the drawer or washing their own.
Zak: There are no clean teaspoons in the cutlery drawer...
Sara: Just use a dirty one from the dishrack - it's all tea!
Zak: Eww gross! You're such a dishrack cannibal!
Sara: Just use a dirty one from the dishrack - it's all tea!
Zak: Eww gross! You're such a dishrack cannibal!
Dishrack Cannibal by peanutismint July 14, 2011
Off-Aisle
To purposefully deviate from following the structured routes and walkways of any department or clothing store, usually to fast-track around the slower and more zombie-like members of society and cut through various clothing areas to get to your preferred sales section more expediently.
Sick of walking at no-miles-per-hour behind the five-wide pram-pushing baby mommas in Primark, Jon decided to go off-aisle, weaving and faking through shoe displays and shopgirls towards the men's department.
Off-Aisle by peanutismint March 6, 2011
YouTube Loop
When you go to watch a quick 30 second video on YouTube and regain consciousness hours later having jumped from interesting video to interesting video.
Similar to a wikipedian loop or 'WikiComa'
Similar to a wikipedian loop or 'WikiComa'
Clarence: "Dude, you totally missed the funeral yesterday!!"
T-dawg: "Yeah I know; somebody emailed me a funny clip and I got stuck in a YouTube loop..."
T-dawg: "Yeah I know; somebody emailed me a funny clip and I got stuck in a YouTube loop..."
YouTube Loop by peanutismint December 26, 2009
Toilet Reply
When you receive a message via cell phone or similar which is deemed low-priority, and which you delay replying to until you later use the toilet and have some time to fill.
*phone beeps*
"Oh, it's some guy asking about the party next week - I'll toilet reply to him after I eat this giant burrito."
"Oh, it's some guy asking about the party next week - I'll toilet reply to him after I eat this giant burrito."
Toilet Reply by peanutismint July 9, 2009
Ping it
The online form of the phrase 'spread it'; to give an instruction to others that a certain piece of information (or in this case more likely a web link) should be passed around and shared amongst friends.
Ping it by peanutismint October 28, 2008
russian
Of, pertaining to or being illegal, amoral or generally below-board.
Not as a slur against the country or people of Russia, but more to do with the great online cut-price MP3 e-stores emanating from Russia (see AllOfMP3.com, MP3Sparks.com etc...)
Not as a slur against the country or people of Russia, but more to do with the great online cut-price MP3 e-stores emanating from Russia (see AllOfMP3.com, MP3Sparks.com etc...)
P: Mate, check it out, I got some proper russian DVDs down the car-boot sale.
T: Screeners or DVDRips?
P: Rips
T: Ossome.
J: If you've ordered the game, why don't you just download it and play a russian copy til it arrives?
A: I can't! I feel dirty....
T: Screeners or DVDRips?
P: Rips
T: Ossome.
J: If you've ordered the game, why don't you just download it and play a russian copy til it arrives?
A: I can't! I feel dirty....
russian by Peanutismint January 3, 2008
woestick
The opposite to a joystick. Transformation from one to the other usually occurs when a joystick malfunctions, causing the user great aggravation and misery. Especially present in handheld mobile devices, such as an MP3 player or cellphone.
PeanuT: "AAAAARGH DUDE I just pressed down and it thinks I'm pressing 'enter'. WTF MATE?!"
Jus: "Sounds like your woestick is screwed. Darn SonyEricsson phones..."
Jus: "Sounds like your woestick is screwed. Darn SonyEricsson phones..."
woestick by peanutismint March 5, 2006