spaedo

noun, friendly insult;
like paedo but used to describe a young person who finds a person a few years younger than themselves attractive.

"You spaedo! What's the matter, can't get a girlfriend your own age?!"

also, 'speedo'

Peanut: "so she's like, what, 19?"
Justin: "Uh, try 9, dude..."
Lauren: "SPEEEEEDOOOOO!"

by peanutismint April 29, 2005

russian

Of, pertaining to or being illegal, amoral or generally below-board.

Not as a slur against the country or people of Russia, but more to do with the great online cut-price MP3 e-stores emanating from Russia (see AllOfMP3.com, MP3Sparks.com etc...)

P: Mate, check it out, I got some proper russian DVDs down the car-boot sale.
T: Screeners or DVDRips?
P: Rips
T: Ossome.

J: If you've ordered the game, why don't you just download it and play a russian copy til it arrives?
A: I can't! I feel dirty....

by Peanutismint January 03, 2008

Fridgebright

When your refrigerator is so devoid of consumables that you can actually see the light once more.

Jus: "Dude can i make a sarnie?"
Peanut: "Haha good luck mate, I'm fridgebright!"

by peanutismint February 18, 2006

Toilet Reply

When you receive a message via cell phone or similar which is deemed low-priority, and which you delay replying to until you later use the toilet and have some time to fill.

*phone beeps*
"Oh, it's some guy asking about the party next week - I'll toilet reply to him after I eat this giant burrito."

by peanutismint July 09, 2009