454 definitions by paul

klondike butt syndrome

KBS for short. when you unknowingly place your tush on an icy cold toilet seat. the result is a firce case of shrinkage and a slight constipation.

anticipating a pleasent dump, paul was stunned to find a ice cold toilet seat and got a wicked case of KBS.

by paul May 6, 2004

A magic dust that makes the wearer irresistable to the opposite sex.

I've got the poon dust on tonight, cause that chick wants my cock.

by paul September 29, 2003

1. A simple combination of the two words slut and mommy.
2. Word for a milf who hits on all of her son's friends.

Jeff: "Yo, what did my mom say to you?"
Paul: "Your slom didn't say anything, she just bent over and i stuck it in her ass!"

by paul February 16, 2005

another name for hash, it is hard and needs to be burnt to use

dont put skunk in that spliff, use puff, its tastier

by paul April 10, 2005

America's first retarded president. A man supported by the uneducated and unwashed. The champion of biblical tribulationism. Destroyer of the world.

George W. Bush is an example of the rotten underbelly of American society

by paul August 22, 2003

Acronym for Nation State or Nation States, an online political simulation game.

My NS just became a Father Knows Best State.

by paul November 24, 2004

by paul February 9, 2006