paul's definitions

best effort

Giving all that you can in a given situation, but always failing to meet some one else's standards

Try as I may, my best effort was not good enough for my girl friend, so she left me, stupid cunt

by Paul June 6, 2004

Fox News

Fox Spews does occasionally report worhwhile information. The problem is that it is targeted at uneducated rednecks and egangelists.

According to Fox News, Bush is our new savior, and book learnin is for sinners.

by Paul August 21, 2003

bopper

any girl that gets down or engages in sexual activity

Damn man look at that bopper over there!

by Paul September 30, 2003

history

A tale made up to explain to the wife why you came home drunk

You won't believe what happend to me on the way home dear........

by Paul December 25, 2003

Grauniad

In the UK, there is a left-wing newspaper called The Guardian which is famed for it's abundance of typos and spelling mistakes which make it through the editing process. One time, they printed their own name as "The Grauniad" and since then it has stuck as an affectionate nickname.

John likes to read The Grauniad.

by Paul April 26, 2004

Can

1) The rear end of a human being, typically female, but sometimes male as well. see ass

2) When used in association with "it" can means to shut up, or to stop talking.

3) A typically round, metal container, that may carry a beverage or other fluids or solids.

4) A word that has since become rarely used, meaning toilet.

5) An object in the backyard children's game kick the can

6) International short form for Canada. Used only in upper case letters: CAN

1) Look at the can on that hoe!

2) Can it, bitch.

3) Yo G, hook me up with a can of coke

4) I'll be right back. I gotta go to the can.

5) Kenny kicked the can. You're all free to go.

6) While watching an international hockey game, the score might say CAN - 5, SWE - 2

by Paul September 25, 2004

fuckmong

idiot, witless. normally the person in question is drunk/stoned

look at the mess youve made of your pants-you fuckmong!

by paul May 13, 2004