paul's definitions

donkey ass

when a female's rear is so big, muscular, and round it resambles the hind quarters of a donkey or horse. Usually a good thing.

I coined this phrase in 1996. "Man, that chick's ass looks like a horse." "Yeah, She's got a donkey ass." I believe the hip-hop culture bastardized that prase tobedonkeydonk. I'll take credit for that.

by Paul August 6, 2004

circle jerk

(n) When a group of males surround an edible object (usually a cracker) and proceed to masturbate. The last one to ejaculate must, by rule, consume the edible object.
(n) see also sausage fest

At last month's circle jerk, Bob was forced to eat the cracker

by Paul October 12, 2003

muck the barn

to give oral sex to a woman

He mucked my barn for 45 minutes last night.
Dude I was totally mucking her barn.

by Paul February 16, 2005

Metro Sexual

A Metro Sexual is a man who is not homosexual but is feminine and is open minded about having bisexual tendancies.

He leads a metro sexual lifestyle.

by Paul February 3, 2004

marnus

fucking insane, burnt...

Dude, Paul is way more marnus than Luke.

by Paul January 22, 2005

little vinkles

Curly haired idiot slob
(see Joe Vitello)

Yo, you see that fat little vinkle? He looks like Corey Matthews

by paul February 18, 2004

hypertess

Holds a number of key meanings the most common being:
1.A form of illness in general covering a wide range of ailments
2.A word used for expressing surprise and shock

1.Can't come out tonight i feel a bit of hypertess coming on
2.Holy hypertess!, i've just won the lottery

by Paul January 9, 2005