paul's definitions

Metro Sexual

A Metro Sexual is a man who is not homosexual but is feminine and is open minded about having bisexual tendancies.

He leads a metro sexual lifestyle.

by Paul February 3, 2004

Maggot

1) A fly in it's larvae form.
2) A person who throws up for reasons they shouldn't have
3) Verb. To throw up.
4) To trip out when one has not consumed a lot of alcohol or drugs.

see also mag

1) My garbage is filled with maggots.
2) Look at Fred throw up. What a maggot.
3) Holy shit, she just magged all over the lawn.
4) George is freaking out, and he only smoked like .5. What a maggot.

by Paul September 26, 2004

ruffe

Something someone slips into a girl's drink so he can have sex with her

Peter wants to slip a ruffe into Tara's drink so he can have sex with her.

by Paul May 13, 2005

petrol

Fuel used in conventional internal combustion engines. In North America, this is known as gas. Cf. Diesel, kerosene.

Where's the nearest petrol station?

by Paul March 25, 2004

waf

Wife Acceptance Factor

A 133" wide TV has a low WAF.

by Paul July 2, 2004

mallet

when someone is acting like a complete tool

look at that idiot he is acting a right mallet

by Paul October 21, 2004

john madden

A fat fuck who is talks incoherantly about football because he is busy stuffing his face with a 8 legged mutant turkey. Looks like a manatee.

boy look at john madden stuff his face

by Paul February 2, 2005