paul's definitions

SENILE DELINQUENT

a virtue-filled old person who is bad and naughty

" my dad's a senile delinquent "

by paul April 14, 2005

typearbys

Oven Mitt ownage all day/ everyday

It is what it is

by Paul April 13, 2004

donkey ass

when a female's rear is so big, muscular, and round it resambles the hind quarters of a donkey or horse. Usually a good thing.

I coined this phrase in 1996. "Man, that chick's ass looks like a horse." "Yeah, She's got a donkey ass." I believe the hip-hop culture bastardized that prase tobedonkeydonk. I'll take credit for that.

by Paul August 6, 2004

circle jerk

(n) When a group of males surround an edible object (usually a cracker) and proceed to masturbate. The last one to ejaculate must, by rule, consume the edible object.
(n) see also sausage fest

At last month's circle jerk, Bob was forced to eat the cracker

by Paul October 12, 2003

z0mp

used by nixus regulars meaning rad or tottaly cool

way cool dude! that shit is really z0mp!

by Paul August 12, 2004

Gravel Samsonfrof

A name that gets called out at a graduation ceromony beacause the school's too fucking dumb to pronounce Paul Samsonov.

"GRAVEL SAMSONFROF!!...GRAVEL SAMSONOFROF!! Is there a Gravel Samsonofrof here?!! Please come up to recieve your deploma for the the Centennial High School completion.

by Paul November 15, 2004

Corvette

A car that old people own because it brings back good memories since the car has been around since '53, not because they want women. Not only owned by old people though. Also owned by young people with good sense of style and knows a good performing car when they see one.

by Paul September 25, 2003