paul's definitions

backsideous

Resembling arse to the latter. This word was born by me spending too much time working for a large corporate company where buzzwords nobody dared to question the meaning of (for fear of looking stupid) were in great abundance.

"That was a backsideous statement" - i.e. "You talk crap".

"Backsideously entertaining" - Not in the slightest bit interesting.

by Paul September 10, 2004

deus ex

most amazing video game ever created, good graphics, incredible story-line and amazing gameplay.

JC Denton owns all your asses

by paul April 1, 2004

tea bagging

the subtle art of slamming someone in the face with your sweaty sack so that it makes splashing noises

grant . . . your missus has balls the size of watermelons . . . they must leave bruises round the eyes for sure

by paul August 3, 2004

Owsum

What Steve said on AIM

Urban Dictionary.com is owsum.

by Paul March 29, 2005

flobby

Flobby is the face you make after your airbag opens in a car

Micheal's face was really flobby after the accident

by Paul December 17, 2003

Gypsy Hypnosis

A trait commonly found in individuals that move from place to place (or couch to couch) promising money and fortune, but never delivering. They are especially crafty when it comes to eating other people’s food and drinking their boos. One is strongly discouraged from letting one of these types into your home or car and NEVER, I repeat, NEVER loan them money under any circumstance. If you do, forget about any thoughts or attempts at retribution!

Bo must of been under the influence of "Gypsy Hypnosis" when agreed to front Kevin $150 in Vegas.

by Paul February 2, 2005

monstrate

the ability to turn into an inhuman creature (i.e. the incredible hulk or Lil' Kim)

oh my god he's monstrating into the swamp thing!

by Paul July 27, 2004