paul's definitions

monkey woman

A high school teacher who looks frightengly just like a monkey. She has a lazy eye and has many posters of monkeys spread around her classroom.

Dude don't let monkey woman see you cheating.

by Paul March 22, 2005

poop miner

when a guy is diging for brown gold in a male or females ass

"farmer was poop mining in jareds ass last night while watching "shaw shank redeamtion" fags"

by paul September 19, 2003

stompdown

Usage: V., N.
The act of defecating in a shower and stomping it through the drain.

" I heard Jason took a stompdown in his girlfriend's shower. "

"Man, I couldn't wait for the toilet - I stomped down in the shower "

by Paul October 19, 2003

penis wars

Penis wars. When real men cum out and women shrivell.

sam failed at penis wars thats why he didnt the woman

by Paul May 7, 2005

vanilla ninja

Estonia's answer to the Spice Girls. They're a rock band, not a girly pop group. Honest.

That Spice Girls curry was hot! I'll have some refreshing Vanilla Ninja ice cream.

by Paul June 18, 2006

big dave

The bloke from the pot noodle advert

Want some pot noodle big dave?

by Paul May 13, 2005

mushi

German slag for Vagina. Basically like the english slang word Pussy.

My Girlfriend has a tight Mushi

by Paul April 21, 2005