paul's definitions

Bartman

An Innocent act that seems to result in an unfortunate turn of events.

A joke that seems messes up a bowlers perfect game could be a Bartman. A Penalty that seems to be the turning point in the Stanley Cup finals could be a Bartman.

by paul March 10, 2004

reeb

"beer" in reverse. Vomit from beer only. COmmon at teen parties.

Dag! don't go in there. Someone "reebed" everywhere.

by Paul August 23, 2004

Elise J.

someone who is hott and sexy.. very nice tits.. I'd fuck her

"Did you see that girl?"
"Yeah, that had to have been an Elise J."
"Totally, I'd fuck her."

by Paul March 22, 2005

Serierial

To be serious or not to be kidding.

"I got to third base with Rebecca."
"Yeah, right."
"I'm serierial."

by Paul October 9, 2004

fagwad

the piece of bum fluff that hangs off a poofters ass crack

grant . . . why is that fagwad on the head's dinner plate ?

by paul April 20, 2004

backsideous

Resembling arse to the latter. This word was born by me spending too much time working for a large corporate company where buzzwords nobody dared to question the meaning of (for fear of looking stupid) were in great abundance.

"That was a backsideous statement" - i.e. "You talk crap".

"Backsideously entertaining" - Not in the slightest bit interesting.

by Paul September 10, 2004

tea bagging

the subtle art of slamming someone in the face with your sweaty sack so that it makes splashing noises

grant . . . your missus has balls the size of watermelons . . . they must leave bruises round the eyes for sure

by paul August 3, 2004