paul's definitions

z0mp

used by nixus regulars meaning rad or tottaly cool

way cool dude! that shit is really z0mp!

by Paul August 12, 2004

main screen turn on

Reference to bad Japanese videogame translation from Zero Wing.. the source of,"All Your Base Are Belong To Us." Its a geek joke.

"We get signal"

"Main screen turn on"

by Paul October 28, 2003

Corvette

A car that old people own because it brings back good memories since the car has been around since '53, not because they want women. Not only owned by old people though. Also owned by young people with good sense of style and knows a good performing car when they see one.

by Paul September 25, 2003

Brand Slave

A person who will only buy and/or wear clothes because of their brand regardless of value, taste or style.

Look at this pathetic asshole. Every article of clothing on him has the Tommy flag - What a Brand Slave.

by Paul August 23, 2004

circle jerk

(n) When a group of males surround an edible object (usually a cracker) and proceed to masturbate. The last one to ejaculate must, by rule, consume the edible object.
(n) see also sausage fest

At last month's circle jerk, Bob was forced to eat the cracker

by Paul October 12, 2003

donkey ass

when a female's rear is so big, muscular, and round it resambles the hind quarters of a donkey or horse. Usually a good thing.

I coined this phrase in 1996. "Man, that chick's ass looks like a horse." "Yeah, She's got a donkey ass." I believe the hip-hop culture bastardized that prase tobedonkeydonk. I'll take credit for that.

by Paul August 6, 2004

muck the barn

to give oral sex to a woman

He mucked my barn for 45 minutes last night.
Dude I was totally mucking her barn.

by Paul February 16, 2005