paul's definitions

Egg Beater

A person who excessively masterbates.

Shannon is such an Egg Beater. He spanks his monkey everyday in drew hall watching Tip Drill.

by paul March 14, 2004

Jawohl

Yes

I.E. An acknowledgment to an order

"Jawohl, Mein Fuhrer"

by Paul December 11, 2003

vanilla ninja

Estonia's answer to the Spice Girls. They're a rock band, not a girly pop group. Honest.

That Spice Girls curry was hot! I'll have some refreshing Vanilla Ninja ice cream.

by Paul June 18, 2006

dirtywhore

julie molina the girl who cody fucked in paul's guest bedroom while there were 4 people in the adjoining room and there was no lock on the door

Julie Is A DIRTYWHORE

by Paul January 13, 2005

bedonkeydonk

A big, round, muscular ass on a woman.

"Man, check out the bedonkydonk on that bitch!"

by Paul August 6, 2004

Panda Bird

A rare mammal which can be seen wondering the streets of Studley. It is very tall and skinny and has yellow goofy teeth.

God, theres Panda Bird. Lets get the fuck out of here.

by Paul November 24, 2003

penis wars

Penis wars. When real men cum out and women shrivell.

sam failed at penis wars thats why he didnt the woman

by Paul May 7, 2005