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backsideous

Resembling arse to the latter. This word was born by me spending too much time working for a large corporate company where buzzwords nobody dared to question the meaning of (for fear of looking stupid) were in great abundance.
"That was a backsideous statement" - i.e. "You talk crap".

"Backsideously entertaining" - Not in the slightest bit interesting.
by Paul September 10, 2004
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bahoongus

a large big-headed kid with braces.
There goes Graham, I mean Bahoongus, walking down the hallway sucking dick.
by paul February 18, 2004
mugGet the bahoongusmug.

tea bagging

the subtle art of slamming someone in the face with your sweaty sack so that it makes splashing noises
grant . . . your missus has balls the size of watermelons . . . they must leave bruises round the eyes for sure
by paul August 3, 2004
mugGet the tea baggingmug.

deus ex

most amazing video game ever created, good graphics, incredible story-line and amazing gameplay.
JC Denton owns all your asses
by paul April 1, 2004
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nixus

large South African irc network nixus.org
"I'm bored! lets go admire the nixus irc opers"
by Paul August 12, 2004
mugGet the nixusmug.

Can

1) The rear end of a human being, typically female, but sometimes male as well. see ass

2) When used in association with "it" can means to shut up, or to stop talking.

3) A typically round, metal container, that may carry a beverage or other fluids or solids.

4) A word that has since become rarely used, meaning toilet.

5) An object in the backyard children's game kick the can

6) International short form for Canada. Used only in upper case letters: CAN
1) Look at the can on that hoe!

2) Can it, bitch.

3) Yo G, hook me up with a can of coke

4) I'll be right back. I gotta go to the can.

5) Kenny kicked the can. You're all free to go.

6) While watching an international hockey game, the score might say CAN - 5, SWE - 2
by Paul September 25, 2004
mugGet the Canmug.

Grauniad

In the UK, there is a left-wing newspaper called The Guardian which is famed for it's abundance of typos and spelling mistakes which make it through the editing process. One time, they printed their own name as "The Grauniad" and since then it has stuck as an affectionate nickname.
John likes to read The Grauniad.
by Paul April 26, 2004
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