13 definitions by patrick bateman

flick the dog

to masturbate.

I was flicking my dog like it was going out of fashion yesterday, Billy Bob. Yes, siree.

by patrick bateman June 17, 2003

battyman

A male cock-handler

Batty-Man-Blee

by patrick bateman March 25, 2003

Craven Morehead

Actually Craven Morehead III, the Groton/Harvard educated heir to a vast New York real estate fortune.
Craven was admonished by his headmaster for engaging in homosexual activity whilst at boarding school.
He can usually be found at the New York Yacht Club.

Craven Morehead, hello good fellow. I believe I buggered you at Groton.

by patrick bateman October 4, 2003

fanjita

Single or available female, opposite of manjita

"The beach was full of fanjita with their baps out"

by patrick bateman June 16, 2003

feeling the beat of the tambourine

another way to say that you have a hangover after you murdered 'dancing queen' at karaoke the night before...

Aarran: I'm really feeling the beat of the tambourine this morning ):

by patrick bateman October 3, 2010

battyboybrook

1) A batty boy from Birmingham who loves man cock.
2) Shit stabbing, donkey raping, dick riding whore

battyboybrook! get your cock outta that donkey!

by patrick bateman March 25, 2003

phantom

A word used to describe a poo which leaves no trace on the rectum. A poo which has such a clean exit from the anus that toilet roll is not necessary.

Jon: Just did a phantom, it was so awesome I didn't even need to wipe.

Or

Ryan: I was praying for a phantom because I was in a rush but that was one messy poop, trying to wipe my ass was more difficult than getting peanut butter out of a carpet.

by patrick bateman October 14, 2011