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5 definitions by patchy36

 
1.
1. security guard or wannabe cops
'what a jackass, his just a plastic cop'
by patchy36 April 23, 2005
 
2.
1. having a break to get or give a quick blowjob, in a workplace etc.
'me a susan are popping out for a smocko'
'it's smocko time on your knees'
by patchy36 April 23, 2005
 
3.
1. someone who lives at home with there parents, often doesn't work and sponges money off there parents.
'damn man when are your parents gonna kick your greasy homebo ass out'
by patchy36 April 23, 2005
 
4.
1. someone who lives a secure boring life, shops for material goods, listens to pop music, reality shows and other such crap.
2. upper-middle class, judgemental, powerfull, well educated but no life experience.
'a good % of the population are top 30 or are becoming, with the crap on TV nowdays and the drive of consumerism'
by patchy36 April 23, 2005
 
5.
1. somebody who likes to give anal sex, either gay or straight
'those faggots are real choc cockers'
'like shitting on a stick, that dudes a real choc cocker'
'hey faggot ride the choc cocker'
by patchy36 April 23, 2005