patch's definitions

init

A good word when you can't be bothered to talk.

Hubby: "I've had a crap day, roofers, arsehole bosses, traffic, more traffic...."
Essex Wife: "init"

by patch July 2, 2004

U.B.L

Ultimate Bottle League. founded by messers Amott, Radnor, Foley, Patch and O'Kane. A ultra violent version of rugby with just a bottle, with just one goal: the bottle master. First team can be played 2 or 3 aside to 3 wins. Teams to beat: Melwoosh and Amott The Two M's Foley and O'Kane Exiles. Crappest player: Radnor

Let's play U.B.L

by patch February 12, 2003

riot act

A top Pearl Jam album.

Riot Act is a return to form for Vedder and company.

by Patch September 16, 2003

Vitalogy

1) A listing of human physiology and health, written in the early 1900's
2) A top album written by Pearl Jam

I'll go and consult my copy of Vitalogy concerning your rectal infestation.

by Patch September 16, 2003

stingray

During sex, you hit the back of the girl's head, flip her over, stab her eyes with a knife, ejaculate on her face, then fuck her dead body.

You probably won't see too much of Sara anymore because I was fucking her last night and I ended up giving her a stingray.

by Patch April 27, 2004

lung

a device which is used to smoke shit loads of ganja all at once

lets go pull a lung

by patch February 12, 2003

meat

a way to refer to someone new (fresh meat) who doesn't know what's going on. derogatory.

Comon MEAT, wake the fuck up and get up with the rest of us.

by patch May 27, 2004