patch's definitions

Hobag

Eileen Koeck, skeezy skank , criminal.

That hobag can't count all the men she's ripped off or slept with.

by Patch February 15, 2017

riot act

A top Pearl Jam album.

Riot Act is a return to form for Vedder and company.

by Patch September 16, 2003

U.B.L

Ultimate Bottle League. founded by messers Amott, Radnor, Foley, Patch and O'Kane. A ultra violent version of rugby with just a bottle, with just one goal: the bottle master. First team can be played 2 or 3 aside to 3 wins. Teams to beat: Melwoosh and Amott The Two M's Foley and O'Kane Exiles. Crappest player: Radnor

Let's play U.B.L

by patch February 12, 2003

init

A good word when you can't be bothered to talk.

Hubby: "I've had a crap day, roofers, arsehole bosses, traffic, more traffic...."
Essex Wife: "init"

by patch July 2, 2004

fucksaw

A derogatory term, derived from the word 'fuck', and combined with the inanimate object, 'saw'. Coined by Penny Arcade.

'Gabe is such a fucksaw.'

by Patch September 16, 2003

meat

a way to refer to someone new (fresh meat) who doesn't know what's going on. derogatory.

Comon MEAT, wake the fuck up and get up with the rest of us.

by patch May 27, 2004

lung

a device which is used to smoke shit loads of ganja all at once

lets go pull a lung

by patch February 12, 2003