patch's definitions

Vitalogy

1) A listing of human physiology and health, written in the early 1900's
2) A top album written by Pearl Jam

I'll go and consult my copy of Vitalogy concerning your rectal infestation.

by Patch September 16, 2003

LAVIATHON

Strenth, Powerfull, Unbeatable, Unstoppable

1.You are very laviathon.
2.You have amazing laviathon.

by patch November 15, 2003

binaural

1. To listen with both ears
2. A so-so Pearl Jam album

Erm, there are only a handful of listenable tracks on Binaural.

by Patch September 16, 2003

Katie Hot Pants

An alcoholic drink popular in Northeast Ohio which consists of grenadine and 1.5 ounces of Stoli Raspberry Vodka dropped in 1/2 pint of Red Bull (done as a shot).

Hey barkeep, lets get a round of Katie Hot Pants over here.

by Patch December 22, 2004

fucksaw

A derogatory term, derived from the word 'fuck', and combined with the inanimate object, 'saw'. Coined by Penny Arcade.

'Gabe is such a fucksaw.'

by Patch September 16, 2003

Hobag

Eileen Koeck, skeezy skank , criminal.

That hobag can't count all the men she's ripped off or slept with.

by Patch February 15, 2017

riot act

A top Pearl Jam album.

Riot Act is a return to form for Vedder and company.

by Patch September 16, 2003