Definitions by oswaldo sanchez

clown face

The face a guy has while getting caught masturbating. Usually a surprised, a scared, and an O-face all put together.

I walked in on my brother and he had his clown face on.

clown face by Oswaldo Sanchez May 1, 2006

cock beater 

a guy's hand. does not matter which hand

Stop touching me with that cock beater.

cock beater by Oswaldo Sanchez September 24, 2005

stump water 

A nasty tasting beer or other liquor.
In a sense that most liquor is brewed just like stump water brews in a stump making it stagnant.

Whoa that Natti is some stump water.
I can see how you can drink that shit.

stump water by Oswaldo Sanchez April 11, 2005

slide

gook, dink, charlie, or any other asian bastard.

We killed so many slides in the Viet war.

slide by Oswaldo Sanchez April 3, 2005

knob 

A fourth year (freshman) Cadet at the prestigious military institute of South Carolina. Called "knob" because of their shaved head which resebles a door knob.

Knobs receive the most shit out of any cadet at any military school.

knob by Oswaldo Sanchez April 3, 2005

creep 

a pervert who takes the next step.
a pervert who goes too far.

Instead of just watching his female neighbor do work in her garden, Jake filmed her so he could view it over and over again.

creep by Oswaldo Sanchez March 15, 2005

environmental retardation 

a situation where the subject is affected by his/her living, working, or social environment. He/she is affected to a point of retardation.
ER usually results in lower class citizens.

Boudreaux lived in a trailer park so long that he became white trash.

environmental retardation by Oswaldo Sanchez February 8, 2005