optical_epilepsy's definitions
When you send somebody a text message and they do not reply within 24 hours there is a 95% chance that they readeleted your text and have willfully chosen not to reply
There is a less than 5% chance that they have lost their phone/phone was stolen, have been busy for a full 24 hours (so they couldn't even use their phone for 5 seconds, cause that's all it takes) or sent the message but the "delivery failed".
If it has been 24 hours and they have not replied, that's when you begin the 7 day reply test to confirm whether they want to text you or not.
There is a less than 5% chance that they have lost their phone/phone was stolen, have been busy for a full 24 hours (so they couldn't even use their phone for 5 seconds, cause that's all it takes) or sent the message but the "delivery failed".
If it has been 24 hours and they have not replied, that's when you begin the 7 day reply test to confirm whether they want to text you or not.
Dan: Why have you been looking at your phone so much?
Steve: I'm waiting on Leann to reply
Dan: How long has it been since u sent her a text?
Steve: More than 24 hours.....
Dan: Don't you know the 24 hour reply rule? She more than likely readeleted your text man, do the 7 day reply test to see if she really wants to text you
Steve: I'm waiting on Leann to reply
Dan: How long has it been since u sent her a text?
Steve: More than 24 hours.....
Dan: Don't you know the 24 hour reply rule? She more than likely readeleted your text man, do the 7 day reply test to see if she really wants to text you
by Optical_Epilepsy September 3, 2010
Get the 24 hour reply rulemug. A male who is cute, sexy, fine or otherwise considered attractive, but not a guy you would snatch up like a kidnapper.
This could be because you aren't sure he's the one you want yet, or because you do not chase men.
This could be because you aren't sure he's the one you want yet, or because you do not chase men.
Kayla: Damn he's hot
Carla: Go getcha man girl
Kayla: Well I don't chase men cuz they chase me lol
Carla: Aw so he just a woman's candidate
Kayla: Yea exactly
Carla: Go getcha man girl
Kayla: Well I don't chase men cuz they chase me lol
Carla: Aw so he just a woman's candidate
Kayla: Yea exactly
by Optical_Epilepsy June 5, 2011
Get the woman's candidatemug. This is a test performed on somebody who is not replying to your text messages or has broken the 24 hour reply rule.
The test is to wait a MINIMUM OF 168 HOURS (this is very important) after the last time you sent them a text, and then send them a very universal conversation starter.
If they break the 24 hour reply rule again, then you have proven that they do not want to text you. That's because the chance of them coincidentally not having 15 seconds of time to reply to your text in 2 24 hour periods that are a week apart (assuming they have access and service to their phone) is less than 1 in a billion.
The only possible way this can be the case is if their phone is physically removed from their possession or destroyed. Although this is quite possible, if you keep in touch with the person through other means (facebook, myspace, or especially a face to face conversation) you can find out for sure.
The test is to wait a MINIMUM OF 168 HOURS (this is very important) after the last time you sent them a text, and then send them a very universal conversation starter.
If they break the 24 hour reply rule again, then you have proven that they do not want to text you. That's because the chance of them coincidentally not having 15 seconds of time to reply to your text in 2 24 hour periods that are a week apart (assuming they have access and service to their phone) is less than 1 in a billion.
The only possible way this can be the case is if their phone is physically removed from their possession or destroyed. Although this is quite possible, if you keep in touch with the person through other means (facebook, myspace, or especially a face to face conversation) you can find out for sure.
Peter: Damn this girl ain't texting me back, wow
Steve: Has it been 24 hours since you last texted her?
Peter: Yea, why?
Steve: Do the 7 day reply test, wait a week and send her a conversation starter if she doesn't reply 24 hours after that then her phone must be lost/stolen/broken or she ain't tryna text you
Steve: Has it been 24 hours since you last texted her?
Peter: Yea, why?
Steve: Do the 7 day reply test, wait a week and send her a conversation starter if she doesn't reply 24 hours after that then her phone must be lost/stolen/broken or she ain't tryna text you
by Optical_Epilepsy September 3, 2010
Get the 7 day reply testmug. Used to replace a noun, when you could not be any less clueless about this noun. You have no idea whatsoever how it works, behaves, functions, where it lives, and this list can go on infinitely.
Poor Cause He Dropped Out Male: Dang ur hot
Rich Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face, Small Waist, Huge Titties And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Especially my boobs" (exposes breasts which have basic algebra signs tatooed on them)
Poor Cause He Dropped Out Male: "D4ts uhh 4n 14gw1dge" (foreign language)
Rich Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face, Small Waist, Huge Titties And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Your not smart enough to deserve any of this, go back to school moron."
Rich Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face, Small Waist, Huge Titties And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Especially my boobs" (exposes breasts which have basic algebra signs tatooed on them)
Poor Cause He Dropped Out Male: "D4ts uhh 4n 14gw1dge" (foreign language)
Rich Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face, Small Waist, Huge Titties And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Your not smart enough to deserve any of this, go back to school moron."
by Optical_Epilepsy April 8, 2011
Get the foreign languagemug. A term used to describe somebody who automatically will disagree with everything, because they refuse to appreciate
People who behave like this will try as hard as they can to figure out how something can possibly be incorrect or false regardless of reason, practicality, or anything else.
Not to be confused with hater
People who behave like this will try as hard as they can to figure out how something can possibly be incorrect or false regardless of reason, practicality, or anything else.
Not to be confused with hater
Sam: It's cold outside
Dissentomatic person: Actually, the current temperature is -40. It gets much colder in Antarctica, so by comparison it is actually chilly. You are wrong Sam, haha!
Sam: (pulls out pistol)
Dissentomatic person: Actually, the current temperature is -40. It gets much colder in Antarctica, so by comparison it is actually chilly. You are wrong Sam, haha!
Sam: (pulls out pistol)
by Optical_Epilepsy December 11, 2011
Get the dissentomaticmug. Somebody who is always willing to text you back. These are people you text when your doing something you don't really wanna do but have to do it (school, work, etc) and it would be very nice if somebody would keep texting you back instead of having to wait minutes-hours at a time
by Optical_Epilepsy June 28, 2010
Get the reliable textermug. Believe it or not this actually results in murder. Some people honestly have a weakness to names and are physically hurt by them. People will not only be willing to hurt you, but willing to eventually kill you if you continue to call them names and/or say stuff about them.
This comes from the aspect of pride where you shouldn't tolerate things people do to you that you don't like. But when there goal is obviously just to make you mad, by getting mad it gives them what they want. The only way your gonna let some words bother you that much is if you have low self esteem
Now last time I checked the only force that words have come from the air pressure that leaves your mouth. How badly you let names bother you is YOUR fault. There is no command someone can say that will make you automatically attack them against your will. People seriously try to justify attacking somebody or vandalizing there property, or even irrelevant violence because they were called names.
When are people gonna realize that it's not what they call you it's what you answer to?
This comes from the aspect of pride where you shouldn't tolerate things people do to you that you don't like. But when there goal is obviously just to make you mad, by getting mad it gives them what they want. The only way your gonna let some words bother you that much is if you have low self esteem
Now last time I checked the only force that words have come from the air pressure that leaves your mouth. How badly you let names bother you is YOUR fault. There is no command someone can say that will make you automatically attack them against your will. People seriously try to justify attacking somebody or vandalizing there property, or even irrelevant violence because they were called names.
When are people gonna realize that it's not what they call you it's what you answer to?
by Optical_Epilepsy July 20, 2010
Get the name callingmug.