Reading a text, email, or any other type of online message and deleting it without replying
This means that you obviously don't want to have any type of communication with who/whatever sent you the message.
If you question whether somebody is readeleting your messages, stick to the 24 hour reply rule and the 7 day reply rule
This means that you obviously don't want to have any type of communication with who/whatever sent you the message.
If you question whether somebody is readeleting your messages, stick to the 24 hour reply rule and the 7 day reply rule
Steve: I sent this bitch 15 messages over the last 2 weeks and she ain't replying....
Dan: She's giving your messages the good old readelete, just let it go man
Dan: She's giving your messages the good old readelete, just let it go man
by Optical_Epilepsy September 3, 2010

When a person who normally spells everything correctly, using proper grammar and punctuation, decides to send messages that heavily use slang, shortened spelling (u instead of you,) and little if any punctuation so the person they are texting will stick around long enough to get to know them.
This is commonly used by men who are trying to get with woman who are attractive, but are not interested in men who come off as nerdy, proper, and useful to society.
ILLITERATED DEFINITION: w3n dey talk l1ke a c00l p3rson
This is commonly used by men who are trying to get with woman who are attractive, but are not interested in men who come off as nerdy, proper, and useful to society.
ILLITERATED DEFINITION: w3n dey talk l1ke a c00l p3rson
by Optical_Epilepsy April 2, 2011

Used to replace a noun, when you could not be any less clueless about this noun. You have no idea whatsoever how it works, behaves, functions, where it lives, and this list can go on infinitely.
Poor Cause He Dropped Out Male: Dang ur hot
Rich Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face, Small Waist, Huge Titties And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Especially my boobs" (exposes breasts which have basic algebra signs tatooed on them)
Poor Cause He Dropped Out Male: "D4ts uhh 4n 14gw1dge" (foreign language)
Rich Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face, Small Waist, Huge Titties And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Your not smart enough to deserve any of this, go back to school moron."
Rich Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face, Small Waist, Huge Titties And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Especially my boobs" (exposes breasts which have basic algebra signs tatooed on them)
Poor Cause He Dropped Out Male: "D4ts uhh 4n 14gw1dge" (foreign language)
Rich Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face, Small Waist, Huge Titties And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Your not smart enough to deserve any of this, go back to school moron."
by Optical_Epilepsy April 8, 2011

Somebody who takes an exaggeration, a figure of speech, or a hyperbole literally as a pathetic attempt to make you sound stupid
It's ironic though how when ever somebody tries to be one, after they rebuttal, all you can hear are crickets chirping
It's ironic though how when ever somebody tries to be one, after they rebuttal, all you can hear are crickets chirping
Normal Person: It's raining cats and dogs outside!
Hyperbodick: Animals can't fall from the sky you fucking moron! This faggot bitch cunt seriously thinks cats and dogs can fall from the sky, what a retard!
Normal Person: (pulls out pistol)
Hyperbodick: Animals can't fall from the sky you fucking moron! This faggot bitch cunt seriously thinks cats and dogs can fall from the sky, what a retard!
Normal Person: (pulls out pistol)
by Optical_Epilepsy December 10, 2011

A term used to describe somebody who automatically will disagree with everything, because they refuse to appreciate
People who behave like this will try as hard as they can to figure out how something can possibly be incorrect or false regardless of reason, practicality, or anything else.
Not to be confused with hater
People who behave like this will try as hard as they can to figure out how something can possibly be incorrect or false regardless of reason, practicality, or anything else.
Not to be confused with hater
Sam: It's cold outside
Dissentomatic person: Actually, the current temperature is -40. It gets much colder in Antarctica, so by comparison it is actually chilly. You are wrong Sam, haha!
Sam: (pulls out pistol)
Dissentomatic person: Actually, the current temperature is -40. It gets much colder in Antarctica, so by comparison it is actually chilly. You are wrong Sam, haha!
Sam: (pulls out pistol)
by Optical_Epilepsy December 11, 2011

To lose an argument, or sound stupid when trying to say something because you spoke first, or the person you are arguing against is unreasonably stupid, a bigot or a dissentomatic
Sarah: Lowering taxes will save taxpayers money
Douchebag: No it won't because lowering taxes will raise the national debt, dumbass.
Sarah: What does national debt have to do with how much money taxpayers are saved?
Douchebag: So it won't raise the national debt? You sound stupid, fucking retard hahaha. Sarah is so fucking stupid she seriously thinks that lowering taxes won't raise the national debt.
Sarah: (pulls out pistol)
Narrator: Before First 48 filmed the subsequent murder, Sarah was proclamaimed by the Douchebag
Douchebag: No it won't because lowering taxes will raise the national debt, dumbass.
Sarah: What does national debt have to do with how much money taxpayers are saved?
Douchebag: So it won't raise the national debt? You sound stupid, fucking retard hahaha. Sarah is so fucking stupid she seriously thinks that lowering taxes won't raise the national debt.
Sarah: (pulls out pistol)
Narrator: Before First 48 filmed the subsequent murder, Sarah was proclamaimed by the Douchebag
by Optical_Epilepsy December 11, 2011

A definition of something that has been presented in a way so people who have trouble reading proper grammar, correct spelling, and proper punctuation can understand it.
(Normal definition of rain)
Rain: water falling in drops from vapor condensed in the atmosphere
(Illiterated definition of rain)
rain itz wen da water iz flln 4rm da c1ouds n 3vree buddy g3ts w3t
Rain: water falling in drops from vapor condensed in the atmosphere
(Illiterated definition of rain)
rain itz wen da water iz flln 4rm da c1ouds n 3vree buddy g3ts w3t
by Optical_Epilepsy April 2, 2011
