Optical_Epilepsy's definitions
Reading a text, email, or any other type of online message and deleting it without replying
This means that you obviously don't want to have any type of communication with who/whatever sent you the message.
If you question whether somebody is readeleting your messages, stick to the 24 hour reply rule and the 7 day reply rule
This means that you obviously don't want to have any type of communication with who/whatever sent you the message.
If you question whether somebody is readeleting your messages, stick to the 24 hour reply rule and the 7 day reply rule
Steve: I sent this bitch 15 messages over the last 2 weeks and she ain't replying....
Dan: She's giving your messages the good old readelete, just let it go man
Dan: She's giving your messages the good old readelete, just let it go man
by Optical_Epilepsy September 3, 2010

Somebody who is against people with bad morals, low income, and little/no education. A CLASSICIST DOESN'T CARE ABOUT RACE OR GENDER, EVEN IF IT'S HIS/HER OWN ONE. Somebody who biases due to race is a racist and gender is a sexist don't get them confused.
If you agree with these statements your a classicist, and not a racist or sexist.
I love black people, but I hate niggers
I love white people, but I hate rednecks
I love hispanic people, but I hate illegal immigrants
I love Asian people, but I hate Yakuzas
If you agree with these statements your a classicist, and not a racist or sexist.
I love black people, but I hate niggers
I love white people, but I hate rednecks
I love hispanic people, but I hate illegal immigrants
I love Asian people, but I hate Yakuzas
by Optical_Epilepsy April 20, 2011

When a person who normally spells everything correctly, using proper grammar and punctuation, decides to send messages that heavily use slang, shortened spelling (u instead of you,) and little if any punctuation so the person they are texting will stick around long enough to get to know them.
This is commonly used by men who are trying to get with woman who are attractive, but are not interested in men who come off as nerdy, proper, and useful to society.
ILLITERATED DEFINITION: w3n dey talk l1ke a c00l p3rson
This is commonly used by men who are trying to get with woman who are attractive, but are not interested in men who come off as nerdy, proper, and useful to society.
ILLITERATED DEFINITION: w3n dey talk l1ke a c00l p3rson
by Optical_Epilepsy April 2, 2011

Somebody who takes an exaggeration, a figure of speech, or a hyperbole literally as a pathetic attempt to make you sound stupid
It's ironic though how when ever somebody tries to be one, after they rebuttal, all you can hear are crickets chirping
It's ironic though how when ever somebody tries to be one, after they rebuttal, all you can hear are crickets chirping
Normal Person: It's raining cats and dogs outside!
Hyperbodick: Animals can't fall from the sky you fucking moron! This faggot bitch cunt seriously thinks cats and dogs can fall from the sky, what a retard!
Normal Person: (pulls out pistol)
Hyperbodick: Animals can't fall from the sky you fucking moron! This faggot bitch cunt seriously thinks cats and dogs can fall from the sky, what a retard!
Normal Person: (pulls out pistol)
by Optical_Epilepsy December 10, 2011

A question that cannot be answered without lying, or changing the subject to avoid an undesired effect.
This is commonly done in an argument or disagreement when they think doing so will make a point. It will only make a point to gullible morons.
This is commonly done in an argument or disagreement when they think doing so will make a point. It will only make a point to gullible morons.
Normal Person: The kicker is important in a football game.
Douchebag: Is he as important as the quarterback? (doomsday question)
Normal Person: (shakes head and sighs) What do you think...
Douchebag: I asked you not me
Normal Person: (depressed) No...
Douchebag: Exactly so you were wrong. The quarterback is much more important.
Normal Person: Did I say the kicker was more important than the quarterback?
Douchebag: So the kicker is more important? (doomsday question #2)
Douchebag: Is he as important as the quarterback? (doomsday question)
Normal Person: (shakes head and sighs) What do you think...
Douchebag: I asked you not me
Normal Person: (depressed) No...
Douchebag: Exactly so you were wrong. The quarterback is much more important.
Normal Person: Did I say the kicker was more important than the quarterback?
Douchebag: So the kicker is more important? (doomsday question #2)
by Optical_Epilepsy July 4, 2011

These are people who are racists, and when they argue, will try to change the subject or bring something else up whenever something is said against what they believe.
They do this because they know if they address the issue they will lose the argument
They do this because they know if they address the issue they will lose the argument
White supremacists will typically do this in a Youtube argument whenever the video depicts white against black behavior
Deflective racist
Deflective racist
by Optical_Epilepsy July 20, 2010

Used to replace a noun, when you could not be any less clueless about this noun. You have no idea whatsoever how it works, behaves, functions, where it lives, and this list can go on infinitely.
Male High School Dropout: Dang ur hot
Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face Small Waist, Huge Titties, And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Especially my boobs" (exposes breasts which have basic algebra signs tatooed on them)
Male High School Dropout: "D4ts uhh 4n 14gw1dge" (foreign language)
Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face Small Waist, Huge Titties, And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Your not smart enough to deserve any of this, go back to school moron."
Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face Small Waist, Huge Titties, And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Especially my boobs" (exposes breasts which have basic algebra signs tatooed on them)
Male High School Dropout: "D4ts uhh 4n 14gw1dge" (foreign language)
Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face Small Waist, Huge Titties, And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Your not smart enough to deserve any of this, go back to school moron."
by Optical_Epilepsy April 20, 2011
