online handle's definitions

one handed fumble

when you try to take a girls bra off with one hand and fail

john was making out with lacey and pulled a one handed fumble

by online handle September 5, 2006

dvorak

an alternative keyboard to the normal qwerty keyboards. used by only the leetest of the leet. the letter placement is supposed to be better. the record for the most words ever typed with a keyboard is 212 words a minute, a dvorak keyboard was used

guy #1: let's go on aim and flirt with those sluts
guy #2: sure go ahead
guy #1: dude what the fuck's up with your keyboard it looks all fucked up
guy #2: yeah it's a dvorak keyboard
guy #1: a what? dude you're a geek

by online handle September 16, 2006

accostco

Whey they should call costco because as soon as you walk through the fucking door 5 people demand to see your membership card.

accostco employee: CAN WE SEE YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD PLEASE
shooper: chill the fuck out i'm not even in the door

by online handle September 18, 2006

online handle

what you go by on the internet. see screen name

i'm looking for your youtube link dude, what's your online handle

by online handle September 18, 2006

bermuda trianglulated

When something mysteriously dissappears. Used in chuck palahniuk's book "diary"

dude my fucking iPod got bermuda trianglulated

by online handle September 20, 2006

paintball

what bored suburban kids do on their time off so they don't end up like eric harris or dylan klebold.

guy #1: yo i hate that fucking faggot jeffrey. i wanna fucking shoot him.

guy #2: nah man, let's just invite him paintballing and pelt his ass.

by online handle September 25, 2006

encyclopedia dramatica

a mismash of wikipedia and urban dictionary, except that virtually all traces of urban dictionary's contributors facts, wit, humor and writing skills have been erased.

encyclopedia dramatica is a pretty shitty website that lampoons everything on the internet, without having a single trace of anything remotley funny ever written on their own site, much like something awful

by online handle October 9, 2006