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one handed fumble

when you try to take a girls bra off with one hand and fail
john was making out with lacey and pulled a one handed fumble
by online handle September 5, 2006
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online handle

i'm looking for your youtube link dude, what's your online handle
by online handle September 18, 2006
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paintball

what bored suburban kids do on their time off so they don't end up like eric harris or dylan klebold.
guy #1: yo i hate that fucking faggot jeffrey. i wanna fucking shoot him.

guy #2: nah man, let's just invite him paintballing and pelt his ass.
by online handle September 25, 2006
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lucky louie

a terrible "sitcom" on hbo about a fat slob and his family. lucky louie claims to be taped infront of a live audience but it's obvious that a laugh track is used because no one on this planet could laugh at the shows lame, contrived and altogether boring and unfunny "jokes"
lucky louie is probably the worst show ever to air on hbo
by online handle August 29, 2006
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golden gate bridge

a place where more people kill themselves then any place in the world.

this obviously means san francisco has the largest population of emo kids then any other place in the world
my gf dumped me, let's go to the golden gate bridge.
by online handle August 30, 2006
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the bible

the bible is violent as fuck, if the bible were a movie and god wasn't willing to make any cuts the mpaa would deem it violent enough to get an nc-17 rating, the bible would only play in certain art house theaters and only gross a small amount of money, upon the bibles release on dvd the bible would not be available at walmart, best buy, blockbuster and many other retailers, the bible would not be shown on cable often. the bible would soon be forgotten about as most nc-17 rated films are.

the bible is also the best selling book ever made. it contains more sex and violence then any book ever written. people known as catholics want for you to read this graphicly violent and sexually explicit account of supposed real life events so badly, that they will give you a copy for free at any church.
the bible is an extremley violent book
by online handle August 29, 2006
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encyclopedia dramatica

a mismash of wikipedia and urban dictionary, except that virtually all traces of urban dictionary's contributors facts, wit, humor and writing skills have been erased.
encyclopedia dramatica is a pretty shitty website that lampoons everything on the internet, without having a single trace of anything remotley funny ever written on their own site, much like something awful
by online handle October 9, 2006
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