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by online handle September 5, 2006
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guy #1: let's go on aim and flirt with those sluts
guy #2: sure go ahead
guy #1: dude what the fuck's up with your keyboard it looks all fucked up
guy #2: yeah it's a dvorak keyboard
guy #1: a what? dude you're a geek
guy #2: sure go ahead
guy #1: dude what the fuck's up with your keyboard it looks all fucked up
guy #2: yeah it's a dvorak keyboard
guy #1: a what? dude you're a geek
by online handle September 16, 2006
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Get the online handle mug.the bible is violent as fuck, if the bible were a movie and god wasn't willing to make any cuts the mpaa would deem it violent enough to get an nc-17 rating, the bible would only play in certain art house theaters and only gross a small amount of money, upon the bibles release on dvd the bible would not be available at walmart, best buy, blockbuster and many other retailers, the bible would not be shown on cable often. the bible would soon be forgotten about as most nc-17 rated films are.
the bible is also the best selling book ever made. it contains more sex and violence then any book ever written. people known as catholics want for you to read this graphicly violent and sexually explicit account of supposed real life events so badly, that they will give you a copy for free at any church.
the bible is also the best selling book ever made. it contains more sex and violence then any book ever written. people known as catholics want for you to read this graphicly violent and sexually explicit account of supposed real life events so badly, that they will give you a copy for free at any church.
by online handle August 29, 2006
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Fun Fact: David originally wanted to call the show "Soup's too distracting" after being asked "Soup or Salad" at a restaurant and proclaiming to the waitress "Soup's too distracting"
Fun Fact: David originally wanted to call the show "Soup's too distracting" after being asked "Soup or Salad" at a restaurant and proclaiming to the waitress "Soup's too distracting"
by online handle August 29, 2006
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guy #1: yo i hate that fucking faggot jeffrey. i wanna fucking shoot him.
guy #2: nah man, let's just invite him paintballing and pelt his ass.
guy #2: nah man, let's just invite him paintballing and pelt his ass.
by online handle September 25, 2006
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encyclopedia dramatica is a pretty shitty website that lampoons everything on the internet, without having a single trace of anything remotley funny ever written on their own site, much like something awful
by online handle October 9, 2006
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