online handle's definitions

encyclopedia dramatica

a mismash of wikipedia and urban dictionary, except that virtually all traces of urban dictionary's contributors facts, wit, humor and writing skills have been erased.

encyclopedia dramatica is a pretty shitty website that lampoons everything on the internet, without having a single trace of anything remotley funny ever written on their own site, much like something awful

by online handle October 9, 2006

one handed fumble

when you try to take a girls bra off with one hand and fail

john was making out with lacey and pulled a one handed fumble

by online handle September 5, 2006

lucky louie

a terrible "sitcom" on hbo about a fat slob and his family. lucky louie claims to be taped infront of a live audience but it's obvious that a laugh track is used because no one on this planet could laugh at the shows lame, contrived and altogether boring and unfunny "jokes"

lucky louie is probably the worst show ever to air on hbo

by online handle August 29, 2006

white castle

a fast food place that is almost impossible to find, there is about one white castle per state, and finding said white castle is quite an adventure. when you finnally do find it, you will be really pissed at yourself for searching so long for shitty burgers that require the consumption of about 400 to fill yourself up.

white castle is a rare, hard to find, shitty place.

by online handle August 28, 2006

wendys

a good fast food restaurant where unlike mcdonalds their nuggets actually resemble chicken.

wanna go to mcdonalds and get some burgers?

no fuck mcdonalds wendys is where it's at.

by online handle August 28, 2006

paintball

what bored suburban kids do on their time off so they don't end up like eric harris or dylan klebold.

guy #1: yo i hate that fucking faggot jeffrey. i wanna fucking shoot him.

guy #2: nah man, let's just invite him paintballing and pelt his ass.

by online handle September 25, 2006

golden gate bridge

a place where more people kill themselves then any place in the world.

this obviously means san francisco has the largest population of emo kids then any other place in the world

my gf dumped me, let's go to the golden gate bridge.

by online handle August 30, 2006