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15 definitions by online handle

 
1.
a good fast food restaurant where unlike mcdonalds their nuggets actually resemble chicken.
wanna go to mcdonalds and get some burgers?

no fuck mcdonalds wendys is where it's at.
by online handle August 28, 2006
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2.
an alternative keyboard to the normal qwerty keyboards. used by only the leetest of the leet. the letter placement is supposed to be better. the record for the most words ever typed with a keyboard is 212 words a minute, a dvorak keyboard was used
guy #1: let's go on aim and flirt with those sluts
guy #2: sure go ahead
guy #1: dude what the fuck's up with your keyboard it looks all fucked up
guy #2: yeah it's a dvorak keyboard
guy #1: a what? dude you're a geek
by online handle September 16, 2006
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3.
One of the best shows on TV, and the funniest show ever created, technically a sitcom, but the show does not feature a laugh track, which makes it 4000 times funnier, and doesn't stall the show, as most laugh tracks do. Contains a visual style that takes some getting used to, but once you do it will look normal. The humor is side-splittingly hilarious and will remain so even after multiple viewings.

Fun Fact: David originally wanted to call the show "Soup's too distracting" after being asked "Soup or Salad" at a restaurant and proclaiming to the waitress "Soup's too distracting"
curb your enthusiasm is funnier then anything anyone has ever created, this includes seinfeld.
by online handle August 29, 2006
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4.
a movie starring ellen page. since it's release it's pretty much impossible to search for hard candy and not get the movie. hopefully one day someone will release a movie called r@ygold so all pedophile faggots who search for r@ygold will be greeted by a link to the imdb page.

we can only hope
hard candy is a good movie
by online handle August 29, 2006
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5.
One of the best shows on TV, and the funniest show ever created, technically a sitcom, but the show does not feature a laugh track, which makes it 4000 times funnier, and doesn't stall the show, as most laugh tracks do. Contains a visual style that takes some getting used to, but once you do it will look normal. The humor is side-splittingly hilarious and will remain so even after multiple viewings.

Fun Fact: David originally wanted to call the show "Soup's too distracting" after being asked "Soup or Salad" at a restaurant and proclaiming to the waitress "Soup's too distracting"
curb your enthusiasm is funnier then anything anyone has ever created, this includes seinfeld.
by online handle August 29, 2006
89 45
 
6.
a mismash of wikipedia and urban dictionary, except that virtually all traces of urban dictionary's contributors facts, wit, humor and writing skills have been erased.
encyclopedia dramatica is a pretty shitty website that lampoons everything on the internet, without having a single trace of anything remotley funny ever written on their own site, much like something awful
by online handle October 09, 2006
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7.
when you try to take a girls bra off with one hand and fail
john was making out with lacey and pulled a one handed fumble
by online handle September 05, 2006
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