omar o. ungh's definitions

sex drive

How far one is willing to travel to have sex.

Otherwise I'm not particularly fond of her, but she stimulates my sex drive to the point I'm willing to burn a tank of gas to tag it.

by Omar O. Ungh July 13, 2010

zeromph

When riding a bicycle while cleated onto the pedals the rider comes to a complete stop, fails to release his feet from the pedals, and crashes to the ground at zero miles per hour.

I got to the top of the hill, came to a stop, and zeromph! There I was laying in the crosswalk, still clipped in.

by Omar O. Ungh January 30, 2014

Gleevage

Cleavage displayed to draw attention of admirers as to inspire them to sing their praise.

Hallelujah! That push up bra on Maria sure gives a great display of gleevage!

by Omar O. Ungh July 25, 2010

awffer

An unwanted advance from someone you'd never consider intimacy with. Pronounced with a vomit-in-the-throat accent.

That granny skank just cornered me, rubbed her slag tits on me, put $10 in my pocket, said she'd blow me...then spit her teeth into her drink and grinned. That's an awffer- oh gawd (sipping beer)- I'll never be too drunk to refuse.

by Omar O. Ungh September 28, 2011

traffic accident

When you have to pee really bad but are stuck in traffic and just can't hold it any longer.

I really shouldn't have stopped for that beer after work because the freeway was jammed and I had a traffic accident- now I have to get the car detailed to get the piss out of the seat.

by Omar O. Ungh October 7, 2010

man-ual

Any publication for males dedicated to how to be a man.

You read GQ? Look, being a man is, or it isn't; if you need a man-ual you may as well be reading Cosmo.

by Omar O. Ungh June 7, 2011

Omar

An expression of the name Mark by a woman in the throes of passion.

OH! Mark! Oh, mar! Omar! O! Ungh!

by Omar O. Ungh January 23, 2011