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When riding a bicycle while cleated onto the pedals the rider comes to a complete stop, fails to release his feet from the pedals, and crashes to the ground at zero miles per hour.
I got to the top of the hill, came to a stop, and zeromph! There I was laying in the crosswalk, still clipped in.
by Omar O. Ungh January 30, 2014
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by Omar O. Ungh September 6, 2025
Get the Nincomfart mug.Just as the good hearted but visually impaired cartoon character Mr. Magoo, someone who is blind to reality yet imagines they're managing life just fine.
My brother and I do not agree on the evidence; we don't see things the same way. I'm not pointing fingers, but one of us is a MAGOO.
by Omar O. Ungh August 13, 2025
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by Omar O. Ungh October 7, 2010
Get the traffic accident mug.Damn, I just put a new roll on yesterday! That crack of yours should be smoothed over with as much ass polish as you use!
by Omar O. Ungh March 20, 2011
Get the ass polish mug.Otherwise I'm not particularly fond of her, but she stimulates my sex drive to the point I'm willing to burn a tank of gas to tag it.
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by Omar O. Ungh March 9, 2011
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