omar o. ungh's definitions

idiot proof

Irrefutable evidence of one's idiocy despite all efforts by others to prevent it.

A- Hey, check this out- I just bought this knife that is supposed to be so safe they say it's "idiot proof"...oops...OW!

B- Well, there's your proof. Now lets go get you some stitches, idiot.

by Omar O. Ungh September 22, 2010

Gleevage

Cleavage displayed to draw attention of admirers as to inspire them to sing their praise.

Hallelujah! That push up bra on Maria sure gives a great display of gleevage!

by Omar O. Ungh July 25, 2010

zeromph

When riding a bicycle while cleated onto the pedals the rider comes to a complete stop, fails to release his feet from the pedals, and crashes to the ground at zero miles per hour.

I got to the top of the hill, came to a stop, and zeromph! There I was laying in the crosswalk, still clipped in.

by Omar O. Ungh January 30, 2014

traffic accident

When you have to pee really bad but are stuck in traffic and just can't hold it any longer.

I really shouldn't have stopped for that beer after work because the freeway was jammed and I had a traffic accident- now I have to get the car detailed to get the piss out of the seat.

by Omar O. Ungh October 7, 2010

Nincomfart

Putrid sycophants enhancing the stench of a narcissistic nincompoop.

That nincompoop surrounds himself with nincomfarts.

by Omar O. Ungh September 6, 2025

awffer

An unwanted advance from someone you'd never consider intimacy with. Pronounced with a vomit-in-the-throat accent.

That granny skank just cornered me, rubbed her slag tits on me, put $10 in my pocket, said she'd blow me...then spit her teeth into her drink and grinned. That's an awffer- oh gawd (sipping beer)- I'll never be too drunk to refuse.

by Omar O. Ungh September 28, 2011

loin lion

A big hairy pussy.

If you're thinking of taming that loin lion you'd better bring a whip, chair, and razor!

by Omar O. Ungh March 9, 2011