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by Omar O. Ungh January 21, 2011
Get the dilemmanade mug.Damn, I just put a new roll on yesterday! That crack of yours should be smoothed over with as much ass polish as you use!
by Omar O. Ungh March 20, 2011
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by Omar O. Ungh June 8, 2012
Get the ghetto buzzard mug.An unwanted advance from someone you'd never consider intimacy with. Pronounced with a vomit-in-the-throat accent.
That granny skank just cornered me, rubbed her slag tits on me, put $10 in my pocket, said she'd blow me...then spit her teeth into her drink and grinned. That's an awffer- oh gawd (sipping beer)- I'll never be too drunk to refuse.
by Omar O. Ungh September 28, 2011
Get the awffer mug.Just as the good hearted but visually impaired cartoon character Mr. Magoo, someone who is blind to reality yet imagines they're managing life just fine.
My brother and I do not agree on the evidence; we don't see things the same way. I'm not pointing fingers, but one of us is a MAGOO.
by Omar O. Ungh August 13, 2025
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by Omar O. Ungh September 6, 2025
Get the Nincomfart mug.You read GQ? Look, being a man is, or it isn't; if you need a man-ual you may as well be reading Cosmo.
by Omar O. Ungh June 7, 2011
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