Omar O. Ungh
How far one is willing to travel to have sex.
Otherwise I'm not particularly fond of her, but she stimulates my sex drive to the point I'm willing to burn a tank of gas to tag it.
Damn, I just put a new
on yesterday! That
of yours should be smoothed over with as much ass polish as you use!
Any publication for males dedicated to how to be a man.
You read GQ? Look, being a man is, or it isn't; if you need a man-ual you may as well be reading Cosmo.
The best way to deal with a
When life gives you dilemmas, make dilemmanade.
When you have to pee really bad but are stuck in traffic and just can't hold it any longer.
I really shouldn't have stopped for that beer after work because the freeway was jammed and I had a traffic accident- now I have to get the car detailed to get the piss out of the seat.
Cleavage displayed to draw attention of admirers as to inspire them to sing their praise.
Hallelujah! That push up bra on Maria sure gives a great display of gleevage!
An unwanted advance from someone you'd never consider intimacy with. Pronounced with a vomit-in-the-throat accent.
just cornered me, rubbed her
on me, put $10 in my pocket, said she'd blow me...then spit her teeth into her drink and grinned. That's an awffer- oh gawd (sipping beer)- I'll never be too drunk to refuse.
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