Definitions by ocram

F.O.W 

Flavor of the week. Meaning weekly love interest.

Oh, so he’s your new F.O.W.

F.O.W by Ocram May 27, 2019

Ron Jeremy 

A corpulent and grotesquely hirsute troll of a man who - on account of an anomalously prodigous penis - has become one of the most illustrious porn kings in the contemporary industry.

Ron Jeremy's genitals are so colossal that it is not uncommon for a co-star to leave the set with a prolapsed rectum.

Ron Jeremy by Ocram May 2, 2003

track marks 

Strips of brownish discoloration that can often be found in the undergarments being worn by someone with a 'less-than-tidy' anus.

Damn it all. I just bought these briefs last week and they are already trashed with track marks.

track marks by Ocram April 28, 2003

Crinkled Star 

The anus.

Debi was quite a sylph -- and boy did she have the most discrete little crinkled star you have ever seen.

Crinkled Star by Ocram April 28, 2003

Phart

1. (verb)The passing of gas by any
member of royalty.

2. (noun)The actual intestinal gas
emitted by a member of royalty on
any given occassion.

The royal castle, with its wonderfully acustic halls, is one of the places where the prince loves to liberate some of his more stentorian pharts.

Phart by Ocram April 28, 2003

Mini Driver 

The non-alcoholic analogue to the Screw Driver. Mini Drivers are typically composed of 3 parts orange juice and one part seltzer.

My stomach is a bit off today so I will pass on the gin and simply take a Mini Driver.

Mini Driver by Ocram April 28, 2003

Fempecia 

Any occurrence of balding found in women.

I feel so horribly for amy - her hat blew off in the wind and everyone saw that she has fempecia.

Fempecia by Ocram April 28, 2003