4 definitions by nouiknouik
Although the original Freudian idea of the evolution of the character through various stages like the "anal stage", at each of which it was possible to get stuck, has not really stood the test of time, many outside the psychological community feel that it's still worth having a term for those backed-up individuals one occasionally encounters who have an abiding need to stop fussing about something or other and relax, unclench, and *blow it out their ass*. For this, "anally retentive" (or simply "anal") will serve as well as anything.
by nouiknouik January 26, 2014
Having an intoxicant enema, the main purpose of which is to bypass the vomiting reflex, though it also causes the active ingredients to be absorbed faster, for more fun and greater tissue damage. Apparently Mayan priests used to do this with mixtures of alcohol and powerful tropical hallucinogens, and the ones who survived often had strange insights, now sadly lost to us.
Could we possibly come up with something to do apart from butt chugging this weekend? My 'rhoids are acting up.
by nouiknouik October 2, 2012
From "Imhotep", someone who has got a little carried away in their support for Afrocentrism and has taken on board a variety of conspiracy theories and pseudo/cryptohistory connected with it. Making a big fuss about it might be seen as racist in some quarters though, like those folks who insist on using "niggardly" all the time.
by nouiknouik August 10, 2017
The gobblergram is a descendant of the kissogram, a British stag night tradition, in which a hot-looking woman approaches the groom-to-be on his final night of freedom out drinking with his mates, slips under the table where he's sitting with them and proceeds to relieve his...tension, after which she pops back up and tears off "her" wig, revealing that our hero's pleasurable experience was only superficially a heterosexual one. Not everyone can be guaranteed to cope well with this realization however, and the purchasers of the service should be responsible for clearing a path to the exit in case a rapid getaway is necessary. It is particularly important to capture the expression on the recipient's face on video for posterity, and a couple of people should be assigned this task.
"Can you still get those gobblergrams in these nonbinary days? We should do something memorable for that Steve during his stag do next month."
"I guess so, there must be some website where you can offer a bid and see if anyone accepts it. Might cost a bit though."
"I guess so, there must be some website where you can offer a bid and see if anyone accepts it. Might cost a bit though."
by nouiknouik June 22, 2023