Definitions by nirvana4lf

Romney 

"The three and a half hour in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite."

Based on Jon Stewart's criticism that Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney changed his opinion on a contraception bill within 3.5 hours.

Jon Stewart: "Oh my god, we've been sitting in this car for two and a half Romneys now!"

Romney by nirvana4lf May 30, 2012

gnardook

A gnarly dookie, aka a fatty shit, aka a large fecal excretion. Often times it is a result of eating too much food. It can also be the result of having problems such as Irritable Bowel Syndrome or Lactose Intolerance.

Person 1: Dude i just took a huge ass gnardook
Person 2: Use some fuckin' febreeze, it smells like you shat out a rotting gerbel carcus!

gnardook by nirvana4lf December 3, 2010

newfaggotry 

Any actions/behavior seen on 4chan, or even in life that deem one a newfag. Newfaggotry commonly appears in the form of a failed triforce or in failed attempts of creating a meme.

newfag:
LAWL LOOK AT MY TRAIFURZ GUIZE!
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anon /b/tard: there is a rancid stench of newfaggotry spewing from this thread.

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newfaggotry by nirvana4lf January 30, 2010

psilotrip 

(SAI-lo-trip)

verb - to shroom, as in tripping on magical mushrooms that contain psilocybin and psilocin.

noun - a trip induced by such a mushroom.

verb - I was psilotripping so hard after eating a quad of shrooms!

noun - That was the most insane psilotrip ever!

psilotrip by nirvana4lf August 26, 2009

bake off 

A competition to see who can get more baked, i.e. who can smoke more weed.

Person 1: Holy shitt dude, this is my 29th bowl.... ive reached the plateau i think, can't do this bake off anymore..

Person 2: Stop being such a puss! I'm on my 69 bowl and I ain't even buzzed yet! *passes out*

bake off by nirvana4lf December 27, 2008

jstfufo 

An extension of stfu, meaning Just Shut The Fuck Up For Once.

Person 1: blah blah blah blah blah...
Person 2: Dude! Jstfufo!

jstfufo by nirvana4lf December 26, 2008

thizz faced 

When you are pail, have very dilated pupils, and probably are sweaty/smelly from rolling at a rave for 8 hours. You cant help but bite on every bitable object in sight and theres no way you're falling asleep for the next few hours. You are clearly fucked up!

Person 1: Wow, I'm rolling balls!
Person 2: Dude, you are completely thizz faced, you smelly etard!

thizz faced by nirvana4lf December 26, 2008