15 definitions by nirvana4lf

thizz faced

When you are pail, have very dilated pupils, and probably are sweaty/smelly from rolling at a rave for 8 hours. You cant help but bite on every bitable object in sight and theres no way you're falling asleep for the next few hours. You are clearly fucked up!

Person 1: Wow, I'm rolling balls!
Person 2: Dude, you are completely thizz faced, you smelly etard!

by nirvana4lf December 26, 2008

bake off

A competition to see who can get more baked, i.e. who can smoke more weed.

Person 1: Holy shitt dude, this is my 29th bowl.... ive reached the plateau i think, can't do this bake off anymore..

Person 2: Stop being such a puss! I'm on my 69 bowl and I ain't even buzzed yet! *passes out*

by nirvana4lf December 27, 2008

poterance

Pot + Tolerance = Poterance. One's tolerance to the drug Marijuana, which increases after continual use.

Man, after eating those firecrackers, my poterance shot up like crazy!

by nirvana4lf December 12, 2006

pilot

a preview of what a show is to become, sort of a pre-season episode that may be given to the network to see whether they like a show or not

Did you see the South Park pilot??? It was the same thing as the first episode - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe, except the animation sucked a lot more...

by nirvana4lf April 10, 2005

jewmo

a jew that is emo.

jew + emo = jewmo

Oran: I hate my life.
Sam: wtf dude youre becoming such a jewmo.
Oran: oh shit its shabbat. i have to go light candles. with my sad sad self. bye.

by nirvana4lf September 14, 2005

ball clap

ball clapping is when your nuts hit right between your dick and your ass. usually makes a loud noise when hitting, especially when sweaty! Tends to happen during sexual intrercorse, and when jacking off.

When I was screwing this hot chick, I could hear my balls clapping!!!

by nirvana4lf January 23, 2005

gnardook

A gnarly dookie, aka a fatty shit, aka a large fecal excretion. Often times it is a result of eating too much food. It can also be the result of having problems such as Irritable Bowel Syndrome or Lactose Intolerance.

Person 1: Dude i just took a huge ass gnardook
Person 2: Use some fuckin' febreeze, it smells like you shat out a rotting gerbel carcus!

by nirvana4lf December 2, 2010