"The three and a half hour in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite."
Based on Jon Stewart
's criticism that Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney
changed his opinion on a contraception bill within 3.5 hours.
: "Oh my god, we've been sitting in this car for two and a half Romneys now!"
ball clapping is when your nuts
hit right between your dick and your ass. usually makes a loud noise when hitting, especially when sweaty! Tends to happen during sexual intrercorse, and when jacking off.
When I was screwing this hot chick, I could hear my balls clapping!!!
a jew that is emo.
jew + emo = jewmo
Oran: I hate my life.
Sam: wtf dude youre becoming such a jewmo.
Oran: oh shit its shabbat. i have to go light candles. with my sad sad self. bye.
A competition to see who can get more baked
, i.e. who can smoke more weed.
Person 1: Holy shitt dude, this is my 29th bowl.... ive reached the plateau i think, can't do this bake off anymore..
Person 2: Stop being such a puss! I'm on my 69 bowl and I ain't even buzzed yet! *passes out*
Any actions/behavior seen on 4chan, or even in life that deem one a newfag
. Newfaggotry commonly appears in the form of a failed triforce
or in failed attempts of creating a meme
LAWL LOOK AT MY TRAIFURZ GUIZE!
anon /b/tard: there is a rancid stench of newfaggotry spewing from this thread.
When you are pail, have very dilated pupils, and probably are sweaty/smelly from rolling at a rave for 8 hours. You cant help but bite on every bitable object in sight and theres no way you're falling asleep for the next few hours. You are clearly fucked up!
Person 1: Wow, I'm rolling
Person 2: Dude, you are completely thizz faced, you smelly etard
1. guy version of a camel toe
, when your cock can be seen from your shorts.
2. when someone comes up behind you and shoves their knee up your ass.
1. Dude! You're penis is sticking out of your pants!!! That's a sick camel hump!
2. You fucker! Stop camel humping me!