nirvana4lf's definitions

bake off

A competition to see who can get more baked, i.e. who can smoke more weed.

Person 1: Holy shitt dude, this is my 29th bowl.... ive reached the plateau i think, can't do this bake off anymore..

Person 2: Stop being such a puss! I'm on my 69 bowl and I ain't even buzzed yet! *passes out*

by nirvana4lf December 27, 2008

Romney

"The three and a half hour in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite."

Based on Jon Stewart's criticism that Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney changed his opinion on a contraception bill within 3.5 hours.

Jon Stewart: "Oh my god, we've been sitting in this car for two and a half Romneys now!"

by nirvana4lf May 30, 2012

thizz faced

When you are pail, have very dilated pupils, and probably are sweaty/smelly from rolling at a rave for 8 hours. You cant help but bite on every bitable object in sight and theres no way you're falling asleep for the next few hours. You are clearly fucked up!

Person 1: Wow, I'm rolling balls!
Person 2: Dude, you are completely thizz faced, you smelly etard!

by nirvana4lf December 26, 2008

psilotrip

(SAI-lo-trip)

verb - to shroom, as in tripping on magical mushrooms that contain psilocybin and psilocin.

noun - a trip induced by such a mushroom.

verb - I was psilotripping so hard after eating a quad of shrooms!

noun - That was the most insane psilotrip ever!

by nirvana4lf August 26, 2009

gnardook

A gnarly dookie, aka a fatty shit, aka a large fecal excretion. Often times it is a result of eating too much food. It can also be the result of having problems such as Irritable Bowel Syndrome or Lactose Intolerance.

Person 1: Dude i just took a huge ass gnardook
Person 2: Use some fuckin' febreeze, it smells like you shat out a rotting gerbel carcus!

by nirvana4lf December 3, 2010

jstfufo

An extension of stfu, meaning Just Shut The Fuck Up For Once.

Person 1: blah blah blah blah blah...
Person 2: Dude! Jstfufo!

by nirvana4lf December 26, 2008

pilot

a preview of what a show is to become, sort of a pre-season episode that may be given to the network to see whether they like a show or not

Did you see the South Park pilot??? It was the same thing as the first episode - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe, except the animation sucked a lot more...

by nirvana4lf April 10, 2005