nirvana4lf's definitions

cigshit

v. to take a shit after one smokes a cigarette and feels the urge to do so.

n. the act of shitting after getting the urge to do so from a cigarette

v. After smoking some cigarettes, Jake was taking a cigshit in the bathroom already.

n. Man, I have to go take a cigshit after smoking all that.

by nirvana4lf May 8, 2007

ball clap

ball clapping is when your nuts hit right between your dick and your ass. usually makes a loud noise when hitting, especially when sweaty! Tends to happen during sexual intrercorse, and when jacking off.

When I was screwing this hot chick, I could hear my balls clapping!!!

by nirvana4lf January 22, 2005

bake off

A competition to see who can get more baked, i.e. who can smoke more weed.

Person 1: Holy shitt dude, this is my 29th bowl.... ive reached the plateau i think, can't do this bake off anymore..

Person 2: Stop being such a puss! I'm on my 69 bowl and I ain't even buzzed yet! *passes out*

by nirvana4lf December 27, 2008

gnardook

A gnarly dookie, aka a fatty shit, aka a large fecal excretion. Often times it is a result of eating too much food. It can also be the result of having problems such as Irritable Bowel Syndrome or Lactose Intolerance.

Person 1: Dude i just took a huge ass gnardook
Person 2: Use some fuckin' febreeze, it smells like you shat out a rotting gerbel carcus!

by nirvana4lf December 3, 2010

jstfufo

An extension of stfu, meaning Just Shut The Fuck Up For Once.

Person 1: blah blah blah blah blah...
Person 2: Dude! Jstfufo!

by nirvana4lf December 26, 2008

pilot

a preview of what a show is to become, sort of a pre-season episode that may be given to the network to see whether they like a show or not

Did you see the South Park pilot??? It was the same thing as the first episode - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe, except the animation sucked a lot more...

by nirvana4lf April 10, 2005

jewmo

a jew that is emo.

jew + emo = jewmo

Oran: I hate my life.
Sam: wtf dude youre becoming such a jewmo.
Oran: oh shit its shabbat. i have to go light candles. with my sad sad self. bye.

by nirvana4lf September 27, 2005