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Waterhaul
To pull up an empty fishing net.
It has also come to mean, "a waste of time or effort", in the Canadian Province of Newfoundland and Labrador. Very popular with St. John's cab drivers referring to a no-show fare.
Cabbie: Car four here. I've been waiting ten minutes for that fare at the hotel, it's a waterhaul.

Cab Stand: Ok, there's one at the airport.
by nfkiller June 12, 2008
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Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the spooge out your eyes.
"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red spooge guards?"
by nfkiller August 30, 2008
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Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the splooge out your eyes.
"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red splooge guards?"
by nfkiller August 30, 2008
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An acronym for a cliche popular on Fark.com meaning: Unsolicited Boobies In Email. The reverse being UWIE for Unsolicited Weener In Email. The U can be dropped if it was ask for, thus no longer being unsolicited.
You'd think after that thread last night, that I would have some UBIE in my email.
by nfkiller May 12, 2006
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Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the male holds his own penis.
SnackCake gave Tonkin a Dutch Rudder, because they are two freaky people who like to try new things.
by nfkiller May 10, 2006
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