nethcev!'s definitions

Logic

An archaic custom or practice which anthropologists believe people of ancient times may have used to help influence their decision making ability. This lost art is sadly neither relevant nor present in the post-modern era.

To not provide an example would be beyond all logic.

by nethcev! August 31, 2006

Anthropology

Sociology for the long since deceased.

"It's hard to find a job when your major is in anthropology."

by nethcev! August 23, 2006

Jesus Christ

The “Prince of Peace” in whose name countless have been slaughtered.

Jesus Christ: the poem.

Jesus.
The savior.
The light of the world.
The big cheese up in the sky.
Who was nailed to a cross, so we wouldn’t die.

by nethcev! September 1, 2006

Psychiatrist

A dandified drug dealer.

"Anybody who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined." --Samuel Goldwyn

by nethcev! September 20, 2006

Chicago

Like a speck of gold in a muddy riverbed, Chicago is the pearl of an otherwise abysmal region known as “the Midwest.”

"I spent my first year of college in Chicago at DePaul University. I learned that they call it "the windy city" because it truly blows to live there."

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

Heaven

Whether an actual place, or merely a concept, the appeal of Heaven is that of another world – a better world – a fresh start – a second chance, to live in death what you had dreamt in life.

Heaven
Chinese food.
A Pacific breeze
An eternity to spend,
With not just a lover, but also a friend.

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

human

An omnivorous mammal, commonly known to the scientific community as, “homo sapiens”, whose precise evolutionary origins remain in dispute. Though some believe that human beings are distinguished from other creatures through the unique possession of a “soul”, others believe that it is the desire of humans to find a sense of “meaning” and “purpose” in their finite existence which separates man from other beasts. A poodle, for instance, cares not whether its existence serves any greater purpose than its own being. Such thoughts have probably never even occurred to any poodle through out history, nor a gorilla or even a dolphin for that matter. Nor are they ever likely to.

"Cheer up, you're only human."

by nethcev! August 24, 2006