34 definitions by natalie portmanteaux
Pam: "Archer, I got out! Those strippercize classes really helped with my shimmy."
Archer: "You truly are a Renaissance woman."
Archer: "You truly are a Renaissance woman."
by natalie portmanteaux October 14, 2022
Scause, a portmanteau of sleeve and cause.
A scause is a plastic wristband that you wear on your paws, and you want others to wear yours upon thar's.
A scause is a plastic wristband that you wear on your paws, and you want others to wear yours upon thar's.
"In the modern age there are those who believe
That a cause is a thing to be worn on one's sleeve
And so we sell a cause, it's called a scause
And wearing a scause gets you lots of applause
We start with some plastic which is sherped by our sherpas
Then dip it in colors that show off your purpose
There are green scauses for recycling, blue scauses for kitties,
And pink scauses that focus on nothing but titties
Do you have abortion? Ah, then a white scause is for you
Why not champion your scause with some sparkles and glue?
We make scauses for this, we make scauses for that
Why, there's even a scause for just being fat
What's the matter? Can't think of a scause?
How about raising awareness for the hairs in your schnoz?
Let's just think of the thing that you care about most
Then let's make it orange like marmalade toast
And now I'd like to say thank you for your coming down
I'm off to go sell these in your little town"
That a cause is a thing to be worn on one's sleeve
And so we sell a cause, it's called a scause
And wearing a scause gets you lots of applause
We start with some plastic which is sherped by our sherpas
Then dip it in colors that show off your purpose
There are green scauses for recycling, blue scauses for kitties,
And pink scauses that focus on nothing but titties
Do you have abortion? Ah, then a white scause is for you
Why not champion your scause with some sparkles and glue?
We make scauses for this, we make scauses for that
Why, there's even a scause for just being fat
What's the matter? Can't think of a scause?
How about raising awareness for the hairs in your schnoz?
Let's just think of the thing that you care about most
Then let's make it orange like marmalade toast
And now I'd like to say thank you for your coming down
I'm off to go sell these in your little town"
by natalie portmanteaux July 2, 2021
Larissa: "Hey, guys, sorry-- I had to stay late at school. We had a bullying lesson. From me." (blowing raspberries three times)
Girls: "2-5-7!"
Louise: "What the hell was that?"
Patty: "Our handshake. Love it or lick it, snurb."
Louise: "Hey, I love it already, snurb." (blows raspberry)
Patty: "No, it's like this." (blowing three raspberries)
Girls: "2-5-7!"
Louise: "Aah! That's awesome! Do it again!"
Patty: "All right. Rock and roll." (blowing three raspberries)
Girls: "2-5-7!"
Girls: "2-5-7!"
Louise: "What the hell was that?"
Patty: "Our handshake. Love it or lick it, snurb."
Louise: "Hey, I love it already, snurb." (blows raspberry)
Patty: "No, it's like this." (blowing three raspberries)
Girls: "2-5-7!"
Louise: "Aah! That's awesome! Do it again!"
Patty: "All right. Rock and roll." (blowing three raspberries)
Girls: "2-5-7!"
by natalie portmanteaux September 23, 2023
Cyril: “So, did anyone else know that Robert had a Swiss jazz label?”
Pam: “Or that Swiss jazz was a subgenre called Swe-bop?”
Archer: “I mean, it figures. Switzerland is like the jazz of countries. It just keeps going and going and no one has any idea why.”
Pam: “Or that Swiss jazz was a subgenre called Swe-bop?”
Archer: “I mean, it figures. Switzerland is like the jazz of countries. It just keeps going and going and no one has any idea why.”
by natalie portmanteaux September 30, 2023
Tina: "Then they Quantum Leapt into the future to the day of their double wedding with Tina and Jimmy Jr., and they all lived happily ever after. And Sir Bob and Linda were also married, and then they had a baby with a tail because they were cousins. The end."
Gayle: (gasps) "That was so good! Oh, I could feel Scott Bakula's kiss whispers in my mouth!"
Gene: "Kisspers!"
Linda: "Ah, I've heard better. And your father and I are not cousins."
Bob: "That we know of."
Gayle: (gasps) "That was so good! Oh, I could feel Scott Bakula's kiss whispers in my mouth!"
Gene: "Kisspers!"
Linda: "Ah, I've heard better. And your father and I are not cousins."
Bob: "That we know of."
by natalie portmanteaux September 23, 2023
A portmanteau of sexually and sensually.
Judy: "Thanks for helping me, guys. I mean, Gill is nice, he is nice, but I am not interested in him sexually, or sensually, or sexsensually, which is sеx, but with candles and a breeze."
by natalie portmanteaux October 14, 2022