4 definitions by nameismatt
Ty: Seriously, i just had one beer.
Alex: Stop bouncing goldfish you muppet, you schnarfed a line off my tit half an hour ago.
George Bush never inhaled? bet he never bounced a goldfish either!
told me he needs cash to fix his car.... Goldfish bouncing motherfucker doesn't even have a car!
Alex: Stop bouncing goldfish you muppet, you schnarfed a line off my tit half an hour ago.
George Bush never inhaled? bet he never bounced a goldfish either!
told me he needs cash to fix his car.... Goldfish bouncing motherfucker doesn't even have a car!
by nameismatt July 20, 2015
by nameismatt December 4, 2017
The act of shouting very unuseful motivational lines at sportspeople killing themselves while yourself lazing with maximum level hedonism.
Chilling in the park enjoying a frosty bev in the shade. See’s runners struggling along in the summer heat. Shouts: “Guys, you know, if you run a little faster you’ll get there sooner!”
Just chillin, shportzing...
Just chillin, shportzing...
by nameismatt July 26, 2019
Someone who has game on chat (watsapp, instagram, facebook etc) but in person has literally zero personality.
I though this guy had game but when i met him he had the personality of a used wet wipe... just another digital player!
by nameismatt June 10, 2018