Definitions by muffindamule

johnny 

A johnny or johny is a term used to describe a condom.

I will only let you dip your stick if you use a johnny.

johnny by muffindamule October 5, 2006

black hat 

Vagina. Twat (rhyming slang). Black hat = twat = Vagina.

I like a bit of the old black hat now and again and again and again and again.

black hat by muffindamule October 5, 2006

subsidy milker 

A clever fellow who, given the opportunity, milks the state in that he or she applies for and receives all available state or EU subsidies regardless of entitlement.

Well, shiver me timbers, if it's not another subsidy milker !

subsidy milker by Muffindamule October 4, 2006

muffindamule

muffindamule is a misreprentation of a sexual deviation known only to the gentle folk of Ireland. A bit like dobbin the donkey.

Q. Woi's the lazy bastard always late doing the milking ?
A. He's been muffindamule to be sure !

muffindamule by Muffindamule October 2, 2006

ramit in sanet 

To ram it in Sanet means to make love to a goat on the Spanish Costa Blanca (WanKa).

Ramit in Sanet and I'll bet you'll never forget it

ramit in sanet by Muffindamule October 2, 2006

turking 

To turk is to have sexual intercourse. As simple as that !

Those two have been turking each other I feel sure !

turking by Muffindamule October 1, 2006

billericay 

Billericay was the home of the pilgrim fathers. It was ,and still is, the home of my father who has never been a pilgrim.

The next train leaving platform two stops at Ilford, Romford, Brentwood, Shenfield, Billericay and all stations to Southend.

billericay by Muffindamule October 1, 2006