muffindamule's definitions

dickie dido

The female genitalia.

The hair round her dickie dido hang down to her knees !

by Muffindamule October 1, 2006

Budism

To believe in Bud. From Bud -(the shortened form of a brand of beer popular in the USA) and ism - belief

I'm giving up bourbonism and taking up budism. It's cheaper and healthier !

by muffindamule October 5, 2006

plodrodgering

To elect for early retirement from a police force or other civil service (often on health grounds) rather than wait for the results of a disciplinary hearing likely to have a detrimental effect on ones career prospects. Plodrodgering was particularly prevalent in the British Met. Police in the mid 1990s but has become less so recently following a government clampdown.

Do you think that incompetent berk will get the boot after the hearing Noddy ?
No Chief, I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't already decided on plodrodgering !

by muffindamule November 7, 2008

johnny

A johnny or johny is a term used to describe a condom.

I will only let you dip your stick if you use a johnny.

by muffindamule October 5, 2006

black hat

Vagina. Twat (rhyming slang). Black hat = twat = Vagina.

I like a bit of the old black hat now and again and again and again and again.

by muffindamule October 5, 2006

ramit in sanet

To ram it in Sanet means to make love to a goat on the Spanish Costa Blanca (WanKa).

Ramit in Sanet and I'll bet you'll never forget it

by Muffindamule October 2, 2006

muffing

To smell like one hasn't washed for a few months.

Phooh, she's / he's absolutely muffing !

by Muffindamule October 1, 2006