muffindamule's definitions

subsidy milker

A clever fellow who, given the opportunity, milks the state in that he or she applies for and receives all available state or EU subsidies regardless of entitlement.

Well, shiver me timbers, if it's not another subsidy milker !

by Muffindamule October 4, 2006

honking

Dirty,filthy,unclean. Truly grotty.

That shirt you are wearing is absolutely honking !

by muffindamule October 5, 2006

Budism

To believe in Bud. From Bud -(the shortened form of a brand of beer popular in the USA) and ism - belief

I'm giving up bourbonism and taking up budism. It's cheaper and healthier !

by muffindamule October 5, 2006

johnny

A johnny or johny is a term used to describe a condom.

I will only let you dip your stick if you use a johnny.

by muffindamule October 5, 2006

black hat

Vagina. Twat (rhyming slang). Black hat = twat = Vagina.

I like a bit of the old black hat now and again and again and again and again.

by muffindamule October 5, 2006

donkey wolloper

A soldier or officer of a cavalry regiment.

I can't read or write but I've got really wealthy parents so I'm going to become an officer with the donkey wollopers !

by muffindamule October 6, 2006

redcap

A member of the British Royal Military Police. Probably the world's most proffesional and well respected police force.

There was severe rioting in the city last night until they sent the Redcaps in.

by muffindamule October 6, 2006