muffindamule's definitions

dickie dido

The female genitalia.

The hair round her dickie dido hang down to her knees !

by Muffindamule October 1, 2006

neonazi

People who think they hate jews but in reality do not even know what a jew is. Also notorious for their dislike of people with a skin colour not matching their own. The average neonazi has an IQ invertly proportional to their boot size and a penis to match.

Oh shit, I've failed to graduate in the University of Life. I'm a plain and simple dumbhead. I think I'll become a neonazi so people will have to respect me !

by Muffindamule September 22, 2008

plodrodgering

To elect for early retirement from a police force or other civil service (often on health grounds) rather than wait for the results of a disciplinary hearing likely to have a detrimental effect on ones career prospects. Plodrodgering was particularly prevalent in the British Met. Police in the mid 1990s but has become less so recently following a government clampdown.

Do you think that incompetent berk will get the boot after the hearing Noddy ?
No Chief, I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't already decided on plodrodgering !

by muffindamule November 7, 2008

johnny

A johnny or johny is a term used to describe a condom.

I will only let you dip your stick if you use a johnny.

by muffindamule October 5, 2006

black hat

Vagina. Twat (rhyming slang). Black hat = twat = Vagina.

I like a bit of the old black hat now and again and again and again and again.

by muffindamule October 5, 2006

ramit in sanet

To ram it in Sanet means to make love to a goat on the Spanish Costa Blanca (WanKa).

Ramit in Sanet and I'll bet you'll never forget it

by Muffindamule October 2, 2006

muffing

To smell like one hasn't washed for a few months.

Phooh, she's / he's absolutely muffing !

by Muffindamule October 1, 2006